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There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your behind after you’ve done a good [...]

While geeks would consider That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore – A Zombie Tale a fitting book for kids (just for some, anyway) and A Girl’s Guide to Dating a Geek Book something that all women should read, they probably won’t make the cut to be made into one of these Spineless Classics [...]

Rock Stars don’t have time to be fumbling for their keys, especially when they’re on route to their next gig. That’s why they’ll save time and frustration with Keytars Key [...]

At first glance, the Sole Sox might seem like novelty socks that give you (fake) temporary X-ray vision by showing you the bones and muscles beneath the skin on your calves and feet. But take a closer look and you’ll see that it’s more than just a pair of socks with a bony [...]

There’s just something about steampunk that just totally grabs my eye. Maybe it’s the cool, offbeat designs, or the out-of-this-world way they portray seemingly ordinary objects. I mean, just take a look at this Steampunk Robot and the Gears of Time Wall Clock. And there’s also the stuff [...]

At a loss for words? Got writer’s block? Don’t blow your top and definitely don’t panic, because it happens even to the best of the lot. There’s no quick fix to get some inspiration flowing stat, but what you can do is relax, set your mind at ease, and roll the Writer’s [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you Spam Lip Glaze and Soda Flavored Lip Balms in the past; so you had to know something new was coming.  Treat your lips to the salty goodness of your favorite golden arches treat with the French Fry Lip Balm.  This lip balm has all the flavor of crispy french fries [...]

Deep down I think everyone has a soft spot for Jack Sparrow and those cool pirates of yesteryear.  I lot of us dreamed of being pirates and still do.  The big question is, how do you do it?  Well, the Prattitude!: So You Wanna Be A Pirate? Here’s How!  book is ready to get [...]

I think at one point or another in our lives, we all wanted to be pirates sailing the open seas, looking for bounty, and taking whatever we wanted.  Sadly, most of us had to give up those dreams (I think Jack Sparrow is still out there somewhere) and get real everyday boring jobs.  Well [...]

For those of you who’ve switched from eating jelly beans the Easter Bunny used to bring to gourmet jelly beans, the Jelly Belly Cocktail Mix is one fruitastic treat not to miss. But if you’re trying to cut back on your jelly bean consumption, these Harry Potter Jelly Beans from Bertie [...]

There are plenty of ways to incorporate fishy things into your everyday life. You can decorate your curbside with Goldfish Garbage Bags, stick a Cthulhu Car Emblem on your car, tote your office supplies in a Hokke Mackeral Pencil Case, rest your head on a soft Sushi Pillow or hire Solar Sushi Dancers to [...]

Just in case you needed an excuse to play with your food; you’ve now got one.  The Construction Plate & Utensils come complete with a plate that resembles a construction site and three utensils that look like more like Tonka Toys that half transformed into a push knife, fork and spoon.  [...]

Way up on the list of creative watches are the Faceless Watch and the Backwards Watches. Another one which I think makes the cut for the list is the Genuine Morgan Silver Dollar Watch. While there’s no LED lights here or reverse quirkiness, what you actually see on the face of the watch is [...]

Robots come in all shapes and sizes. Most of the ones we’ve posted on GA have each offered a gadgety function. Among them were the Desktop Robot Vacuum, Mini Robot Desktop Fan, Robot Kitchen Timer, Yumbots Robot Cupcake Molds, Robot Measuring Cups, Splitterbot Headphone Splitters, and the [...]

Recycling doesn’t have to be all about the serious stuff. In fact, a lot of creative stuff that we’ve seen was made from recycled stuff, like the Trash Amps Speaker and the Recycled Record Bookends. Up next in the line of quirky recycled goods is the Skateboard [...]