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Fred Doomed Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Doomed Crystal Skull Shot Glass

You know how lousy you feel after you take one too many shots during a long night of partying.  Well, let this Doomed Crystal Skull Shot Glass serve as a visual reminder next time of how you are going to feel if you keep throwing them back.  Perfect for themed parties or potent drinks, the [...]

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Bacon Chocolate

Bacon Chocolate

For all the bacon lovers out there, just when you thought it couldn’t get any better than Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Vodka, Bacconaise and Bacon Toothpaste, it just did!  Bacon Chocolate satisfies the sweet and salty cravings like only chocolate and bacon can.  No longer do you have to go to some crazy [...]

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Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter Spread

Reese’s Creamy Peanut Butter

For candy lovers and fans of the World’s Largest Gummy Bear and 26″ Gummy Worm, we’ve got a product that should equally satisfy your candy needs. Reese’s Creamy Peanut Butter in a jar helps satisfy those Reese’s cravings; you know, the times when you open wide and just dump [...]

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Candwich Canned Sandwich

Candwich Canned Sandwich

Everything’s starting to be manufactured in cans these days. Aside from preserving food stuff for an extended period of time, it’s also portable and makes for easy carrying. And to add to your list which might already include the Tactical Canned Bacon, there’s the Candwich Canned [...]

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Giant Gummy Bears on a stick

Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick

GeekAlerts has shown you the massive 5 pound Gummy Bear and 26″ long, 3 pound Gummy Worm and we know you might be a little intimidated by their size; not to mention the manhandling involved in eating those candy monsters.  The Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick gives you a more civilized way to eat [...]

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High Tech Cookies

High Tech Cookies

Here are some computer cookies you’ll want to eat, not delete. The High Tech Cookie Bouquet from Cookies By Design is a delectable gift to give to your techie geek friends that have a weakness for sugar cookies.  Fresh baked and hand decorated, these cookies make a great addition to the office [...]

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Condiment Gun

Is your hotdog or hamburger looking a little plain and in some need of tasty condiments?  If so, do it in a style that Dirty Harry would be proud of; use the Condiment Gun and pretend you’re the big dog with your own .44 Magnum ready to keep the peace at the summer BBQ.  This condiment [...]

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Laser Pegs 3 in 1 Build Kit

Laser Pegs 3 in 1 Build Kit

LED lights give everything the Midas touch. Not only are they energy-efficient and long-lasting, but they are also brighter than incandescent and fluorescent lights. GeekAlert fans who liked the LED Art Cube Light, TIX LED Clock and Ferris WheeLED Bike Light might also give a nod to the Laser Pegs 3 [...]

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Gun Ashtray

Gun Ashtray

Look at this. We’ve found the smoking gun…ashtray. Just rest your smoke in this Gun Ashtray and it will turn it into a smoking gun. So if you’ve been looking for a smoking gun, here it is. [...]

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rainbow luminglass light show

Luminglass

Are you in need of a stress reliever that was consider high tech enough to be on Star Trek, First Contact?  The Luminglass transforms electric current into a spectacular array of light that responds to sounds like voices or music.  At only 6 inches in diameter and included with its own stand, this is [...]

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Giant Doughnut Mould

Giant Doughnut Mould

Every time I watch The Simpsons, I always end up craving for a doughnut after the episode ends. If you love doughnuts and think that giant versions of these baked goodies would be heavenly, then you might want to know more about a little something called the Giant Doughnut Mould. [...]

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Infectious Disease Stress Balls

With all that’s going on in the world today, stress relief is very important so why not have some fun with it.  The Infectious Disease Stress Balls come in several colors and offer you a chance to squeeze some stress out of your daily routine as you pretend that your hand is being consumed by [...]

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Giant Gummy Worm

World’s Largest Gummy Worm

With a 26″ length, a 5″ circumference, and weighing in at a whopping 3 pounds, these World’s Largest Gummy Worm are 128 times the size of regular gummi worms. They have a 1 year shelf life and a different flavor on each end, so you don’t have to worry about getting gummied-out and [...]

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Giant Gummy Bear

World’s Largest Gummy Bear

For all you junk food lovers and candy fanatics, here’s a challenge that may be even too much for you.  The World’s Largest Gummy Bear provide some serious sugar and calories. The giant gummy bear weighs 5 pounds and has an amazing 12,600 calories.  I hope you have a good dental plan because [...]

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tactical canned bacon

Tactical Canned Bacon

OK, I’m going to admit it.  GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc.  But!  When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do.  I’m only human people.  The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up to 10 years and provides up to [...]

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zombie cookie jar rotate

Zombie Cookie Jar

Are you looking for a good way to stop the kids from eating all your favorite cookies? How about scaring them with the Zombie Cookie Jar. When this cookie jar isn’t ensuring that nobody touches the cookies, it can double as a perfectly scary Halloween candy bowl. Enjoy the cookies, if you dare! [...]

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Delano Dream Chair Chaise Lounge

Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair

The aptly named Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair is what happens when you combine a hammock and a pool-side lounger for the ultimate in comfort and relaxation. Patio loungers are nice, but you can’t gently swing in the breeze. Hammocks are relaxing, except for getting in and out of them. Combine the [...]

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