Design

Condiment Gun

August 6, 2011 James Kelly 1

Is your hotdog or hamburger looking a little plain and in some need of tasty condiments?  If so, do it in a style that Dirty Harry would be proud of; use the Condiment Gun and pretend you’re the big dog with your own .44 Magnum […]

Laser Pegs 3 in 1 Build Kit
Gadgets

Laser Pegs 3 in 1 Build Kit

July 30, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

LED lights give everything the Midas touch. Not only are they energy-efficient and long-lasting, but they are also brighter than incandescent and fluorescent lights. GeekAlert fans who liked the LED Art Cube Light, TIX LED Clock and Ferris WheeLED Bike Light might also give a nod to the Laser Pegs […]

Gun Ashtray
Gadgets

Gun Ashtray

July 25, 2011 Conner Flynn 0

Look at this. We’ve found the smoking gun…ashtray. Just rest your smoke in this Gun Ashtray and it will turn it into a smoking gun. So if you’ve been looking for a smoking gun, here it is.

white lumiglass as seen in Star Trek First Contact
Gadgets

Luminglass

July 21, 2011 James Kelly 0

Are you in need of a stress reliever that was consider high tech enough to be on Star Trek, First Contact?  The Luminglass transforms electric current into a spectacular array of light that responds to sounds like voices or music.  At only 6 inches in […]

Giant Doughnut Mould
Food

Giant Doughnut Mould

July 21, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

Every time I watch The Simpsons, I always end up craving for a doughnut after the episode ends. If you love doughnuts and think that giant versions of these baked goodies would be heavenly, then you might want to know more about a little something […]

Infectious_disease_stress_balls
Toys

Infectious Disease Stress Balls

July 21, 2011 James Kelly 11

With all that’s going on in the world today, stress relief is very important so why not have some fun with it.  The Infectious Disease Stress Balls come in several colors and offer you a chance to squeeze some stress out of your daily routine […]

World’s Largest Gummy Worm
Food

World’s Largest Gummy Worm

July 20, 2011 Ryan Cooper 8

With a 26″ length, a 5″ circumference, and weighing in at a whopping 3 pounds, these World’s Largest Gummy Worm are 128 times the size of regular gummi worms. They have a 1 year shelf life and a different flavor on each end, so you […]

World's Largest Gummy Bear
Food

World’s Largest Gummy Bear

July 20, 2011 James Kelly 2

For all you junk food lovers and candy fanatics, here’s a challenge that may be even too much for you.  The World’s Largest Gummy Bear provide some serious sugar and calories. The giant gummy bear weighs 5 pounds and has an amazing 12,600 calories.  I […]

tactical canned bacon
Food

Tactical Canned Bacon

June 23, 2011 James Kelly 8

OK, I’m going to admit it.  GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc.  But!  When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do.  I’m only human people.  The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up […]

zombie cookie jar
Design

Zombie Cookie Jar

June 19, 2011 James Kelly 6

Are you looking for a good way to stop the kids from eating all your favorite cookies? How about scaring them with the Zombie Cookie Jar. When this cookie jar isn’t ensuring that nobody touches the cookies, it can double as a perfectly scary Halloween […]

Dream Chair Chaise Lounge
Design

Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair

June 19, 2011 James Scott 2

The aptly named Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair is what happens when you combine a hammock and a pool-side lounger for the ultimate in comfort and relaxation. Patio loungers are nice, but you can’t gently swing in the breeze. Hammocks are relaxing, except for getting […]

Baconnaise
Food

Baconnaise

June 4, 2011 James Kelly 2

Why put Mayonnaise on that on that BLT when you can put Baconnaise on it! You know what they say, “Some Bacon is good, more bacon is better!” Baconnaise makes everything taste better; sandwiches, salads, dips, fries, you name it. If you like the flavor […]

Gadgets

Spy Bolt Covert Secret Container

June 2, 2011 Hazel Chua 6

Got some prized jewels to stash covertly when you’re traveling? If you’re a bit paranoid when it comes to carrying small, valuable items while you’re on the go, then it might be a good idea to get the Spy Bolt Covert Secret Container so you can […]

Gummy Shot Glasses
Food

Gummy Shot Glasses

May 25, 2011 Ryan Cooper 12

After downing a shot of hard liquor, it is common to suck a lime wedge or drink a chaser like beer, coke, juice, or water to smooth things out. Although hard core drinkers just do another shot as the chaser. Now with these Gummy Shot […]

The Simpsons Duff Beer Can Mints
Food

The Simpsons Duff Beer Can Mints

May 22, 2011 Ryan Cooper 4

Remember the Duff Beer Energy Drink from last week? Well these Duff Beer Can Mints are an even better Simpsons collectible. While the peppermint flavor of these mints may be intoxicating, they are safe to eat and drive.

The Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink
Food

The Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink

May 19, 2011 Ryan Cooper 3

Remember the Duff Beer Energy Drink we posted last week? Fans of The Simpsons can also get the Flaming Moe Energy Drink. Like the Duff energy drink, and unlike the “real” cartoon versions of these two beverages, the Flaming Moe Energy Drink does not contain […]

Huey the Color Changing Chameleo
Gadgets

Huey the Color-Changing Chameleon

May 15, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 4

When all hope is lost in humanity, we often turn to inanimate objects to fill the void. When these objects take the shape of cool color-changing reptiles, all things are right in the world again. Huey the Color-Changing Chameleon is set to turn your case […]

Gummy Army Men
Food

Gummy Army Men

May 2, 2011 Ryan Cooper 6

Recently we posted about Super Mario Gummy Candy, and now we present Gummi Army Guys. These gummy candies look just like the green plastic army men soldiers kids used to play with a generation or two ago. In fact, they still keep the look of […]

Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink
Food

Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink

April 25, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 7

Here’s something would have been great to find in your grown-up Easter basket this year. The Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink will help wash down your chocolate bunnies, eggs and jelly beans while putting an extra hop in your step.

Wizard of Oz Plush Toys
Design

Wizard of Oz Plush Toys

April 16, 2011 Ryan Cooper 1

These Wizard of Oz Plush Toys are really cute and cuddly, with a unique retro style. Being geeks most of us probably don’t identify with the scarecrow, who feels he lacks brains, but some may share a kinship with Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, […]