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I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not eating some bacon. Now how about some Bacon Flavored Toothpicks [...]

If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that I wouldn’t want to be the tiny man being pierced to bits by toothpicks. Unfortunately, the Ouch Toothpicks Toothpick Holder doesn’t really have much of a choice in this case.

So, you have yourself a ton of toothpicks. Where do ya put them? Well, you could just keep them in the box they came in, or you could create a mini cactus with them using the Cactooph Toothpick Holder.

After having seen stapler, pen and giant versions of the Swiss army knife, what could be next? The answer is one that glows in the dark.

The Toothpick Ballet Holder ($19) manages to at least make it a little bit interesting to grab a toothpick.