GeekAlerts

Did you just start doing your thing in the bathroom, only to realize that you left the latest issue of your magazine in the den? If you’re like a lot of people, then you enjoy reading some light material while using the bathroom. If you don’t have reading material, then maybe you should try doing [...]

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and think about it by recording a message and putting the [...]

We’ve all seen the different types of toilet paper rolls out there, but this one really got our attention.  Just what exactly are you supposed to be measuring when you use the bathroom and how/why would you want to measure it?  Well whatever you measure, the Measuring Tape Toilet Roll should be long enough to [...]

Camouflage Toilet Paper imported from Germany. $5.95 a roll. You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.