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Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to the toilet suddenly turn into long excursions to the think tank. Things We [...]

Thinking of going all out this Christmas season? Then you definitely should change all the regular old rolls of TP in your bathroom to the Santa Toilet Paper. Nothing can shoo away the blues better than wiping your tush with jolly images of Santa Claus himself. Plus, you know, it’s just something fun and totally [...]

You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it up) with the Domo Toilet Paper Cover? It serves the useful [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help you reminisce about “Change” and “Hope” when you are doing [...]

If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, making your bum the priciest and richest one ever. Unfortunately, [...]

We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment in case you really are having a hard time going. [...]

There’s really no good way to display toilet paper in your bathroom, so why not hide it in a whimsical container and make it look like something else? These Refillable 1500ml Tissue Roll Covers are a clever way to hide your toilet paper and make a decorating statement at the same time. They come in [...]

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your behind after you’ve done a good old number two, care [...]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company (with the Alien Toilet Paper), others solve mazes while they’re [...]

Did you just start doing your thing in the bathroom, only to realize that you left the latest issue of your magazine in the den? If you’re like a lot of people, then you enjoy reading some light material while using the bathroom. If you don’t have reading material, then maybe you should try doing [...]

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and think about it by recording a message and putting the [...]

We’ve all seen the different types of toilet paper rolls out there, but this one really got our attention.  Just what exactly are you supposed to be measuring when you use the bathroom and how/why would you want to measure it?  Well whatever you measure, the Measuring Tape Toilet Roll should be long enough to [...]