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No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It’s a great way to cure your boredom. And now, with this Bubble Wrap Tie, you can get all of the joy of popping bubbles right from your own neck. Make your office attire fun and wacky while it helps you pass some time. [...]

You know those really ugly Christmas sweaters? Yeah, don’t wear those unless you are making fun of them in some way. They are just bad. Instead, wear some Christmas spirit around your neck with this neat Silk Christmas Tree Tie. It has Christmas trees all over it, each with tinsel and a star. It [...]

You always dress up to put some drinks in you, so why not dress up the bottle with this Bottle Tie? In fact I put a tie on my wine bottles every time I hear a cork-pop and fizz. That way we are both dressed up for the occasion. This Bottle Tie even makes [...]

Are you a spy and in need of a new camera that others won’t notice? This Spy Camera Tie with Wireless Remote will help and make you a well dressed James Bond. It looks just like a regular tie, but it records audio & video. It comes with a remote control and a built-in [...]

Show your geek side while in the office with these awesome Geek Insignia Ties. They look professional and geeky at the same time. These are 100% silk ties that are handcrafted to 56″ long and 3 1/2″ wide. They look darn stylish and will go with just about anything. You can choose from 3 [...]

I don’t have to wear a tie very often so I always forget how to tie a tie when I need one. If you are like me, this “How To Tie A Tie” Necktie will come in very handy. It tells you exactly how to tie a tie…on the tie. These clear visual instructions [...]

Those attending Hogwarts belong to one of the houses and have ties to match. Choose your house and get one of your own Harry Potter House Ties. These ties are classy and stylish and made from 100% silk. They feature the colors and coat of arms of your favorite house: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or [...]

I’m no math genius, but if I was, I would show off by wearing this Math Equations Silk Tie. I can’t understand any of it, but I know it would make a great gift for my geeky math loving friends. This tie is 100% silk and any geek who wears it will be cool [...]

What’s the point in wearing a tie and dressing formally for dinner, when you’re probably going to be covering up a good part of your chest with the table napkin? The next time your mom nags you to change out of your plain shirt and overalls, just flash these Dress For Dinner Napkins at [...]

One thing pet owners love to do is dress their feline or doggy companions up. If you were one of the loving pet owners who got the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume for your best friend last Halloween, then you might want to look into the Holiday Hound – Dog Ties. Your pooch [...]

These Star Trek Ties add some nerd flair to your wardrobe, while keeping things very classy. In fact, unless they look closely, others may not even notice that you are wearing a Star Trek tie. The design is simple and yet completely amazing, because they are color matched to the 1969 TOS uniforms with [...]

Bacon is awesome. It tastes delicious and smells great. It works by itself, or in a sandwich or on the side or…Even as part of your wardrobe. A slice of bacon makes a great tie, but the problem is that it also gets your shirt super greasy and by the end of the day [...]

Remember how easy it is to score money in Monopoly? Sometimes, all you have to do is draw a card and get some fast cash. Other times, you just have to pass “go” and you’re set for a couple of rounds. Well, to remind you of those more uncomplicated days, you can put on [...]

I haven’t met a guy who hasn’t tried playing Pong at least once in his life. But if you have, then it’s time to educate him on the place that Pong has in video game history. Let him wear this Men’s Pong Tie around his neck as a brief, but accurate tutorial. Just looking [...]

Because we’re living in a pixelated world, and I’m a pixelated girl/boy. Okay, so that’s one syllable too many to fit into Madonna’s hit song’s rhythm, but you’ll probably be singing along the same lines once you see the 8-Bit Hair Bow and 8-Bit Bow Ties. The new [...]