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If you’re a fan of Futurama, then you know all about the alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking, gambling robot named Bender and Nibbler, an advanced being that Leela dresses up in a baby’s diaper and red cape. Well, now is your chance to walk in their shoes…kind of, anyway. The [...]

If you aren’t born a Hobbit, you can’t have Hobbit feet. Or can you? These Hobbit Feet Socks make it possible, without having to be born in the Shire. You will have instant hairy Hobbit feet since these toe socks have Hobbit hair. They are one size fits most adults, so you shouldn’t have [...]

Friendship is magic? No, friendship is money. This My Little Pony Friendship is Money Wallet makes that statement for you, whether you are a girl fan or a Brony. Put your Pony where your money is. Or is that your money where your pony is? This awesome wallet has room for 3 credit cards, [...]

When sipping ale at your next renaissance fair, you might enjoy sipping it from this awesome Crusader Helm Mug. It’s as if you bested a very small knight and are now drinking from his helmet. This is perfect for fans of medieval knights and history. It has a resin exterior, a stainless steel [...]

Keys. The final frontier. This is the only keychain that a Star Trek fan needs. This Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Keychain is an awesome mini replica of Captain Picard’s Enterprise. There is no cooler way to keep your keys together my geek friend. It is screen-accurate and made of zinc-steel alloy with [...]

When you need to practice your martial arts or swordplay, do it safely with a Rigid Foam Sparring Sword. This sparring sword lets you practice full speed, full contact training. Save your real sword for the zombies. The Foam Sparring Sword is designed to last and stand up to abuse thanks to its heavy [...]

If you are making a B Movie or just want to start a new fashion trend, try this awesomely geeky Bubble Wrap Suit. It’s great for all kinds of occasions. This bubble wrap space suit is made with real Bubble Wrap and since one size fits most adults, you won’t have any trouble fitting [...]

Are you sick of ordinary plush toys and are you looking for something a little different this holiday season? How about a Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper? Measuring two feet tall, this Creeper is perfect for fans of the hit game, Minecraft. 8-bit has never looked so good. This highly detailed EVA foam [...]

After a long day of school or work, you need to relax and Cartoon Network’s Jake and Finn are two cool characters that can help you do just that. Throw off those “day” clothes and slide into the comfy Adventure Time Finn & Jake Pajamas. These footed pajamas are made from 100% [...]

Astronomy fans who want to wear the galaxy on them nice and tight will want to check out these Galaxy Leggings. They show off your geeky legs and make you look sexy. These leggings are made from 90% nylon and 10% spandex. They will certainly get you noticed by geeks who love heavenly bodies. [...]

If you are looking for a geeky building block set, try the Best-Lock Terminator Building Blocks. The set looks pretty awesome. This 900+ piece set contains all of the pieces you will need to make about half a dozen models, plus some dogs. With this set, you can really stick it to the humans [...]

Hey ladies, if you dream of being the Doctor’s companion and dressing sexy, check out these Doctor Who Over The Knee Socks. These super long socks are perfect for female Doctor Who fans. They are stretchy & comfy and made from a cotton/poly blend. You can choose between a Tom Baker scarf design, [...]

If you have the Zombie Cookie Jar then you’re going to need to get an appropriate mug for cookie dipping. The Ceramic Zombie Mug is perfect for zombie fans and people that like to be a little different. This 16 ounce ceramic mug is looks like the zombie cookie jar’s shrunken brother. Painted [...]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, the detail is super nice. Hobbit Letter [...]

Do you know someone who is an internet troll? Get them this Trollface Figurine. It’s perfect for fans of internet pranks and memes. Trollface has obviously already completed his prank and is very happy about it. Whenever you want to troll somebody, just whip this little guy out as if to say HA HA [...]