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Hobbits have to keep their pants up just like the rest of us. Dwarves too. This Hobbit Dwarven Leather Belt will keep any Dwarve’s pants up no matter how arduous the adventure. Trust it to keep your pants in place whether fighting dragons or just hiking across Middle Earth. The belt is made of [...]

Like all the other unique outfits from Black Milk Clothing, The Hobbit Map Dress will have you standing out in a crowd. Made from a blend of 82% polyester and 18% LYCRA, this form fitting dress features a map of Middle Earth that is sure to have Tolkien fans excited. The Hobbit Map Dress [...]

You will have an unexpected drinking experience with The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Pint Glass Set. This set features four of your favorite characters from the movie. Drink from Bilbo, Gandalf, Thorin or the Elrond glass. Each measures about 3.5″ in diameter x 5.75″ in height and holds up [...]

Maybe you can’t rock the hair or the beard of the popular dwarf from The Hobbit but you can rock the steel with Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield, and that’s pretty sweet all by itself. According to legend, the legendary sword known as Orcrist was only meant to be wielded by a few [...]

Here is a replica of Glamdring – The Sword Of Gandalf in all of its shining glory. Hobbit fans will want to hang this one on the wall of their Hobbit Hole and admire it every day. It features solid metal hilt parts, faux blue jewel inlays, a genuine leather-wrapped grip and comes with [...]

Like all the Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, the Fellowship T-Shirt puts a unique twist on a modern-day theme. Hobbit fans and Lord of the Rings fans will appreciate the Darwin-like image humor of going from smurf to a wizard. Let the adventures begin and enjoy a few laughs as you display your love [...]

The Hobbit sure is making a lot of money at the box office and with all of the merchandise. And since they took some of your money, it’s only fitting that they help you hold what you have left. This The Hobbit Leather Wallet will do just that. This wallet features the logo for [...]

Everyone loves The Hobbit and one of the best characters is Gollum. These Quarter Scale Gollum & Smeagol Figures will rock your world. These awesomely detailed figures feature 25 points of articulation and you can choose from Smeagol or Gollum. All of the details are here including liver spots on his [...]

If you aren’t born a Hobbit, you can’t have Hobbit feet. Or can you? These Hobbit Feet Socks make it possible, without having to be born in the Shire. You will have instant hairy Hobbit feet since these toe socks have Hobbit hair. They are one size fits most adults, so you shouldn’t have [...]

Fans of The Hobbit will love these Gollum-Smeagol Bookends. These Bookends show both personalities of everyone’s favorite character from The Lord of the Rings. It’s geeky and looks classy at the same time. Each piece made of heavy cast metal and mounted on a wood base. They measure 8 inches [...]

Afraid of the dark? Hobbits have been known to help protect you at night, believe it or not. This The Hobbit Night Light will keep Sauron and all of the other bad guys away. This fun night light features the Hobbit cast of the movie and even has an automatic light sensor that turns [...]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, the detail is super nice. Hobbit Letter [...]

I know what you are thinking. You’ve looked at the image and now you are drooling. Obsessed even. This is your precious. You must have it. I agree. This Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring is the ring to rule them all. This collector’s piece is stunning and it was modeled from the actual [...]

If you love The Hobbit and want a truly unique collectible on your shelf, you might consider this The Hobbit: Thorin’s Key to Erebor Prop Replica. It’s the secret key to the backdoor entrance of Lonely Mountain and the Dwarf kingdom. And it can be all yours. This prop replica was created by [...]

When you watch the new Hobbit movie, take notes in these awesome Limited Edition Hobbit Moleskine Notebooks. What would a hobbit write in these two Hobbit Moleskines? Well, he could document his travels for one thing. You can choose blank or lined and each has a different cover. Both look classy and each [...]