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You won’t know true evil until you see it squirming around in your USB port. And that is what the USB Squirming Tentacle is all about. It’s as if Cthulhu were inside your computer and breaking free. It plugs into your USB port and wiggles and squirms, looking evil. You will be tempted to [...]

Handcrafted and designed by Odd Art Fabrications, the Tentacle Doorstop is sure to put a smile on the face of any sci-fi fan. Stick it under your office door and watch as the Cthulhu fans and Jules Verne fans flock to your area to see what lies on the other side…Thankfully for them, it’s [...]

Tentacles are fun. Octopi think so and so does Cthulhu. Pirates who get attacked by tentacles don’t think so, but then you and I aren’t pirates.  So there’s nothing more fun than playing with some large tentacles. That sounds wrong, I know, but this 30″ Plush Tentacle is a whole [...]

Blasted barnacles! What’s this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little inspired with all this pirate talk having just watched The Adventures of Tin Tin last night at the cinema. But really, you don’t have to dress like a pirate in order to find some [...]

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then why not just go all the way and go [...]