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A big part of summer living consists of lounging around in the pool doing absolutely nothing. But that can get boring when you’re all by yourself. That’s probably why the Cabana Islander Pool Float was invented; to encourage multiple people to sit back and do absolutely nothing [...]

When it comes to water guns, the person with the fastest trigger usually has an advantage, and the Saturator Uzi will make sure your competition is all wet when they face the blistering onslaught of 4 blasts a second. With this mean H2O machine in your hands, you can give your enemies a good [...]

Love taking control of the wind and cutting through the waves, but don’t have a truck or van that can tote a conventional windsurfer? The Inflatable Windsurfer and Sailboat lets you have all the water fun you can handle, and you only need a vehicle that can handle a large bag. In addition to [...]

It’s time for some summer fun. And by summer fun I mean launching water balloons at each other with this 2-Pk. Water Balloon Launchers and getting soaking wet. You get 200 balloons, 2 Launchers and a water balloon filler that attaches to your faucet. It is great for ages 6 and up. Your kids [...]

Fashion can be a pain when it comes to matching what you wear with the time of year it is but the Four Seasons Tree of Life Necklace will make sure you’re always wearing the right piece of jewelry, no matter what page the calendar is on. Matching makeup with a ‘seasonal color analysis’ [...]

Yes, I realize it is still winter in many places, but good things go fast and you can expect this Hello Kitty Wink Polka Dot Bikini to sell fast. The bottom and top are sold separately, so you can go with one or both. The outer shell is made from a combination of 82% [...]

It may be a little cold in most places to start thinking about sandals and the beach, but 2012 is here and if you want something cool, you need to get it before everyone else does. These Keyboard Sandals are accurate right down to the LED lights representing Caps Lock and can be worn [...]

We live in a culture that’s all about instant gratification lately. I mean, if you live in some tropical country, you can just whip up a batch of Instant Snow. If you’re in need for some instant loving, then you can just get one of these Instant Love Inflatable Hearts. If you’ve somehow [...]

It’s always summer somewhere and swimming is one of the best summer activities there is and playing with new water toys makes swimming that much more exciting. Last night at the public pool, I heard a beeping noise followed by a bunch of boisterous commotion and splashing, which piqued my [...]

Media paints the portrait of a beautiful woman as someone who’s, well, gifted in the chest area. If you weren’t born with naturally huge appendages, then the Beach Ball Bikini Top might help you get closer to your desired cup size without having to take any miracle pills or supplements. No [...]

Survivorman might know how to thrive in the harshest of environments, eating bugs, mushrooms and such. But in the urban jungle, thriving means not having to go without ice-cold drinks and seasoned meat freshly seared off the grill. That’s why urbanites and sports fans will enjoy using the [...]

There are plenty of ways to look like a moron in the water. You could get on a Hand Pedal Float, pretend you’re Boba Fett and strap on a JetLev Flyer Water Jet Pack, or roll around in the ocean waves on a Floating Nuclear [...]

Every backyard griller thinks they are the best chef and we all like to brag a little to our friends about our grilling skills when we throw a summer barbeque.  Now with the Personalized BBQ Branding Iron you don’t have to tell your friends how you feel, you can show them by branding exactly [...]

Everyone loves to eat burgers all summer long, but after a few weeks all those calories can add up.  With the Sliders Mini-Burger Set, you can eat smaller portions and try a variety of different flavor designs without missing out on the summer time burgers.  Not to mention, sliders are a trendy way to [...]

Do the kids need a cool way to cool off this summer? Skip spending the big bucks to go to an expensive water part and take a trip to your back yard instead because the 18-Foot Splashing Soaker Slide provides plenty of wet fun for [...]