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We all know we should eat a little healthier; probably add protein and cut some carbs. That’s a lot easier said than done. Well, these Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws should help, assuming you drink milk or milk like products. Just pour one of these straws into your “milk” and you are ready for a quick [...]

If you want to sip your drink the long way while looking infinitesimally cooler (or weirder–it could go both ways, depending on your current look or demeanor), then these Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses are the straws-slash-glasses for you. Wear it loud and wear it proud. These Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses are available in an array [...]

If for some reason you’d like to freak people out and make your pretty (or handsome) face look freakishly ugly, then you’ve got to get a couple of these Weird Lips Sippin Straws.

If you prefer to use a straw all of the time when drinking beverages, the Titanium Straw will come in very handy. Normal straws are too easy to bend and break. You won’t have that problem here. Plus it goes great with the Titanium Spork.

Kids have all of the cool toys today. Much like the Lickety Spoon makes it look like you have a crazy tongue, the Elephant Trunk Straw will make you look like an elephant while you sip your drink.

My nieces and nephews always make a mess at the breakfast table when they have their cereal. Once they’re done eating all the frosted flakes, they tip the bowl over to chug down the milk. The youngest, however, slurps her milk one spoonful at a time, which takes her forever to finish, believe me—which is [...]

The Funky Straw ($8) from Bim Bam Banana for adds a fun radioactive touch to your refreshing drinks. The FUNKY STRAW are made of heavy plastic and are crimped at each end to keep the mini glow stick inside the straw. And as you drink the mini glow stick inside slides up and down with [...]