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So you’ve already got several bottle openers. You probably don’t have one that looks like the Death Star, though. May the Star Wars Death Star Bottle Opener be with you. We give the Death Star major props for its sound architectural design. As demonstrated by the LEGO version of the Death Star, every square centimeter must not be [...]

We hope you’ve all had a very exciting Star Wars Day. In honor of such a celebratory occasion, we bring you the fantastic Star Wars Darth Maul Mythos Statue. If I had to pick which member of the Sith clan has the most frightening face of all time, it would have to be Darth Maul. Sure, [...]

Did you ever think you would put a lightsaber in your mouth and live to tell about it? Well now you can with the Light Up Candy Lightsabers. Available in Luke (blue), Vader (red), or Yoda (green), these lollipops are ready to give you the sugar rush you need to take on the Dark Side [...]

If you’re a fan of Star Wars, comics and all things cool, you’ve probably seen Jon Bolerjack’s previous work posted on GeekAlerts, Star Wars Merged Superheroes and Wolverine and Mega Man Mash Ups. Well when Jon told us he had a few new Clone Trooper Mash Ups, we just had to share them with our [...]

Listen to your music with all of the style of a notorious bounty hunter with these Star Wars Boba Fett Fold-Up Headphones. They feature Boba Fett’s color scheme and a great fold-up design so that you can take them anywhere. It’s compatible with most MP3 players, iPods, and portable and console game systems thanks to [...]

The Empire has it’s own Basketball team. Who knew? The Troopers are at the top of their game and they always win championships. Probably because the refs are afraid of Vader. This Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey is a must have for Star Wars fans who root for the dark side. This Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey is officially [...]

If you love the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO you might be happy to learn that this The Art & Making of Star Wars: The Old Republic book is 160 pages packed with amazing info about the game. This visual guide to BioWare & LucasArts MMO is overflowing with fascinating details you may or [...]

Here is a Star Wars game that you can play with your young kids and it will teach them more about the Star Wars characters. The Star Wars Guess Who Game lets you play in three different ways and includes things from the expanded Star Wars Universe. This interactive game lets you ask questions like [...]

You’ve seen the Darth Vader Spatula, but everyone knows that Droids make the best cooks. Why do something yourself when you can let this Star Wars R2-D2 Spatula do the flipping for you. Okay, this this 10.5 inch spatula won’t really do the cooking and baking for you like a real R2 unit would, but [...]

Get ready to join the Dark side of the Force in a BIG way because the Darth Malgus Life-Size Figure is going to be hard to miss when you bring him home to instill fear in just about anyone who sees him. It doesn’t matter how big a Star Wars fanboy you are, this dude [...]

Darth Maul is no Darth Vader, but he is still one of the Star Wars villains that we love to hate. Plus those horns on his head just look cool. Keep this Sith in your pocket with the Star Wars Darth Maul Lego Flashlight. He will come in pretty handy when you need some light, [...]

Jawas are probably the cutest creature from the original Star Wars film. Even if we never did see their faces. If you want a pet Jawa but don’t want them tearing up your electronics, this Star Wars Jawa Footzeez Plush is perfect. These deformed Jawas are plush and cuddly and won’t make a mess of [...]