Darth Vader Lack of Green T Shirt
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Darth Vader Lack of Green T-Shirt

If none of those awesome St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirts were exactly your style, perhaps this Darth Vader Lack of Green T-Shirt will work. It will keep you from being the pinchee, and grant you rights to be the pincher. This green Saint Patrick’s Day t-shirt […]

Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts
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Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts

These Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts are perfect for St. Patrick’s Day. First of all, they are green, so you won’t get pinched. (Did you know that the tradition of wearing green on St. Patricks Day dates back to the 17th century?) Second, they are for […]

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Green Beer Socks

While they’re probably not as great as drinking green beer, these Green BEER Tube Socks definitely capture the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and wearing them will ensure that you don’t get pinched by little leprechauns. Ow, quit it! These socks have a great athletic look about […]

Guinness Beer Luck of the Irish T-Shirt
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Green Guinness Beer T-Shirt

I don’t even want to know how much shamrock juice it takes to turn a pint of Guinness beer green. Rumor has it that you could turn into a glowing leprechaun or possibly a bug-eyed alien if you consume too much shamrock juice on St. Patty’s Day. Instead, why […]

Star Wars Fighting Empire T-Shirt
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Star Wars Fighting Empire T-Shirt

I believe just about everyone has heard of the “Fighting Irish,” and if you haven’t then you probably aren’t celebrating St. Patrick’s Day anyway. The Star Wars Fighting Empire T-Shirt was designed by Jimiyo and places our favorite Star Wars bad guys (Boba Fett, Darth […]

Official Leprechaun Facial Fur
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Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz

Hooray, St. Patrick’s Day is coming up this weekend! Time to have a couple pints of cold, green beer. If you’re having difficulties growing fiery-red sideburns like I am, then it’s time to take a shortcut and get the complete set of Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz. But beware. After you […]

St Patty Cake Soap
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St. Patty Cake Soap

What kind of soap do choosy leprechauns use to get their hands and bodies clean as a whistle? A good guess would be Irish Spring. But there are other soaps that smell fresh, whisk germs away, and get hands tingly with luck. For example, here’s the […]

Shamrock Glasses
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Shamrock Glasses

Be ready for St. Patrick’s Day parties with your own pair of Shamrock Glasses. They’re just as cool as the Rainbow Glasses, but much better suited for St. Patty’s Day. In fact, they’ll prevent pinches if you otherwise forget to wear green. Another benefit is […]