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You get tons of mail crammed in your mailbox every week but do you really want to waste time ripping open all those envelopes just do discover junk mail? Envelope X-Ray Spray saves you those few precious seconds, which can really add up when you add them all together. Forget about steaming open envelopes [...]

No matter what your political persuasion, you can’t deny that Obama has a way with words. He certainly can talk. He has the skill and charisma to persuade others. Obama’s Hot Air Spray will capture some of that hot air and put it in your room. You get one can per package of this [...]

I love my dog, but his poop? Not so much. I’d like to think that I’ve trained my dog pretty well, but he still has some accidents once in a while. On a not-so-good day, he pooped on my neighbor’s front lawn, so I had to grab a plastic bag and pick up the [...]

Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to turn your luck around despite its name, but if [...]

Have you looked inside your bathroom lately? Emergency Toilet Paper in place? Check. The Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper still in stock to prevent boring Number 2 times? Check. So now it’s time to tackle something more serious than bathroom entertainment: the smell. So what’s an easy and [...]

I’m sure we all recognize that horrible feeling of waking up in the middle of the night with a strong urge to run out and water the lawn – only to realize it’s too dark to [...]