Here’s a fun and geeky complement to the Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener we covered a few months ago; a pair of nutcrackers shaped like Spock and Kirk.

Choose from classic Spock or Kirk character nutcrackers, each wonderfully crafted from wood; hand painted and embellished with authentic details.

The Spock and Kirk Star Trek Nutcrackers are 12 inches tall and you can get them from the What on Earth website for $34.95 a pop.

Ok, the Star Trek Enterprise Telephone will let you communicate for real, but who cares about such trivialities when you can get a communicator like this.

With sound effects and clips from the groundbreaking sci-fi series, each of these limited edition collectibles features a pop-open design and deluxe window-box packaging. This exclusive lifesize communicator has a glossy paint base and vac-metal shield.

Along with beeping sounds, there are 9 different voice phrases:

• Enterprise, this is Kirk. (Captain Kirk)
• Spock here, Captain. (Spock)
• Bridge here, Captain.
• Transporter room ready to beam up.
• Bridge, this is the captain. (Captain Kirk)
• Enterprise to Mr. Spock.
• Captain, shall I beam down an armed party? (Spock)
• Scotty here, Captain. (Scotty)
• Your signal is very weak; can you turn up your gain? (Spock)

The EE Exclusive Star Trek Original Series Communicator Replica ($29.99) is estimated to arrive over at Entertainment Earth in March 2008.

(Via Chip Chick)

Poor Spock experiences a transporter malfunction. The cool Illogical Incident t-shirt design idea is created by Glennz. Cast your vote for it at Threadless.

Thanks John!