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I find it harder and harder to get out of bed lately. Maybe because we just celebrated the holidays, or maybe it’s because I’m just getting lazier and lazier with each passing day. So if you’re like me and need more than just a cold shower to shock you to your senses early each morning, [...]

GeekAlerts has racked up a nice collection of fine luxury soaps, including Marbled Bacon Soap, “Hand” Soap, and NES Retro Controller Soap. Now we have Super Mario Bros. Bath Soap Balls imported from none other than the birthplace of Nintendo, Japan. Super Mario Bros. Bath Soap Balls Dissolve the bath soap ball in water to reveal a [...]

Everyone who’s seen Fight Club or has at least seen one of the movie’s posters will instantly recognize the Fight Club Soap. With an ultra-feminine pink color and the words “Fight Club” boldly featured on the soap’s face, fans will most likely be keeping this soap in their collections rather than use it for washing [...]

We’ve seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to bacon-lovers. It may not be shaped like our favorite breakfast lunch and dinner, but it will have your bathroom smelling like bacon in no time.  For just $6, you get 65 grams (2.3 ounces) of [...]

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps certainly make trips to the loo a heckuva lot more exciting. Some bar soaps come disguised as other objects, such as the realistic Bacon and Eggs Soaps, NES Retro Controller Soap, and the contradictory-to-logic [...]

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an [...]

I don’t think droids need to shower, but I do believe R2-D2 and C-3PO appreciate being cleaned and well lubricated. That being said, this R2-D2 Soap Shower Bar is really for the human fans of Star Wars. These vegetable based R2-D2 soap units are 3 1/2″ x 2 1/2″ and can be shipped within one [...]

Imagine seeing a long piece of poop on your kitchen or bathroom sink. Also, imagine the accompanying scream that such sight will illicit because the Poop Soap doesn’t paint a pretty sight. In fact, it’s downright disgusting and I have no idea who would want to use soap that’s shaped like poop. Unless of course, [...]

Gross. Yucky. Ew. Yep, that sums up germs. You’ll want a good hand sanitizer if you are worried about cleanliness. Ew Hand Sanitizer to the rescue. After all, everything that you touch is full of germs, whether it’s your computer, door knobs, even your own baby. This 2 ounce non-lubricating formula will kill 99.99% of [...]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, so they say and now cleanliness can also involve mustachi-ness. Bathing time just got more fun with the Mustache Soap Set.

Getting kids to wash up can be difficult, so why not give them something they can relate to.  The Console Controller Soaps are handcrafted to look like the Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360 and retro NES controllers.  You kids will love washing their hands with these glycerine based, Mountain Dew scented soaps.  When the gamer just [...]

There’s a reason why that little container you have beside your sink is called a soap dish: because it literally serves as the dish when you’ve got soap that’s made to look like breakfast food. With the Bacon and Eggs Soap, each time you wash your hands (or feet) early in the morning, you will [...]