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Let Spider-Man teach your child about proper hygiene with this neat Spider-Man Soap Dish. You supply the soap while Spidey supplies the attitude. Spider-Man will make sure that your soap stays in one place and doesn’t slip and slide around. He is on the case! This soap dish shows Spider-Man guarding [...]

STACK Infinity Bar Soap is unique because you can piggyback your old slivers of soap onto it thanks to it’s grooved shape. It allows it to join together with your previous smaller bar and merges them together. Finally, something you can do with those old slivers. STACK soap has a sensitive formula, [...]

Geeks and dudes alike have a reputation for not having very good hygiene. It isn’t that men don’t want to look and smell good, but they just don’t want to put a lot of time and effort into it. They also don’t want to smell like a girl, and most soaps and skin products [...]

Bath time should be fun so why not include one of the Doctor’s toughest enemies, the Daleks. These Doctor Who Dalek Bath Jellies will make bath time fun. It’s like getting two toys in one. It’s a fun bath toy and then when it runs out of gel, you have a cool Dalek figure. [...]

Real men can’t get enough beer. When it’s time to clean up, you might as well use Beer Soap. It will make you smell like beer of course. Don’t worry about harsh chemicals. It’s made from all natural vegan ingredients. Not actual beer. You can choose from several different brands if [...]

Gamers who need to clean up their act will want to hit the shower with these neat Gamer Soaps. It’s perfect for that one time you get off the couch for a snack. Just take a quick detour to the shower and scrub with a bar of soap that looks like a controller. Then [...]

Lab rat germophobes, have we got the soap for you. Wash up with a bar of Fluorescent Cyanobacteria Petri Dish Soap to feel fresh and radiant. Cleverly shaped and packaged as a bacterial culture in agar in a petri dish, the soap will glow and light up your life in your darkest hour. (Great for [...]

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, and that extract has been [...]

Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean. As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s bleeding. This Soap is a vegetable-based [...]

Bath Salts have been in the news a lot lately. Apparently people are using them as drugs and turning onto Zombies. The world is truly crazy. Well, with these Zombie Bath Salts, you can relax in your bath like a zombie that had a hard day, rather than turning into one. Don’t worry, it [...]

Throwing a party this summer? Then you need some party favors and these Star Wars Party Favor Soaps will be perfect for all sorts of occasions. Each purchase includes 15 sets of soap with each set including 1 Darth Vader and 1 X-Wing packaged in a clear box with a coordinating ribbon and tag. [...]

We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends you can offer them a squirt of this hand [...]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you know (it could be [...]

Do remember the Crazy Cat Lady? Maybe you have one living in your neighborhood? If so, remind her that licking yourself only counts as cleaning if you’re a feline and pass her a bar of this Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap. Stay alert; although most of us wouldn’t want anything to do [...]

GeekAlerts and fans really enjoy cupcakes and cupcake themed items. In the past we’ve showed you items like Cupcake Lip Balm and Cupcake Toothpaste. Now we want to share with you an item that will help melt those stressful workdays away. The Cupcake Bath Bombs come in a set 7 delightful cupcake [...]