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You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The delicious taste of Pickles can be all over you forever! Bathe that [...]

There’s a lot of hype about the serious green drink from Europe known as absinthe. Some people shy away from it for its reputation of being potent and deadly. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t still enjoy absinthe in the form of gumballs or wash their hands with Absinthe Soap. Soaps can be shaped into basically anything imaginable. We’ve [...]

Clean up your act with these awesomely geeky Marvelous Guest Soaps. Made to look like Marvel Superheroes of course. Read the comics, then use the soap, taking care of both geek mind and body. You get a set of 4 that includes Hulk, Thing, Captain Americas shield and Iron Man. They are made without bad [...]

I’m a huge fan of Rubik’s cubes, although I’m really bad at solving them. And by bad, I mean that it usually takes me close to half an hour to get one cube done. But if there’s one cube that’s perpetually “solved,” it’s this Rubik’s Cube Soap. It looks just like a Rubik’s cube, except [...]

Mmm, mmm, mmm. I love waking up to find someone surprising me with breakfast in bed. Of course, I rush to brush first before eating, but being served a scrumptious breakfast takes a whole lot of effort (which I make sure does not go unappreciated by returning the favor with a surprise, home-made lunch box.) [...]

Judging by some of the smells that we encounter on a daily basis, some of us could use some incentive to wash up. Money Soap should motivate anyone to wash thoroughly, just to get to the cash in the center. Those who use it often will be rewarded with either a $1, $5, $10, $20, [...]

I find it harder and harder to get out of bed lately. Maybe because we just celebrated the holidays, or maybe it’s because I’m just getting lazier and lazier with each passing day. So if you’re like me and need more than just a cold shower to shock you to your senses early each morning, [...]

GeekAlerts has racked up a nice collection of fine luxury soaps, including Marbled Bacon Soap, “Hand” Soap, and NES Retro Controller Soap. Now we have Super Mario Bros. Bath Soap Balls imported from none other than the birthplace of Nintendo, Japan. Super Mario Bros. Bath Soap Balls Dissolve the bath soap ball in water to reveal a [...]

Everyone who’s seen Fight Club or has at least seen one of the movie’s posters will instantly recognize the Fight Club Soap. With an ultra-feminine pink color and the words “Fight Club” boldly featured on the soap’s face, fans will most likely be keeping this soap in their collections rather than use it for washing [...]

We’ve seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to bacon-lovers. It may not be shaped like our favorite breakfast lunch and dinner, but it will have your bathroom smelling like bacon in no time.  For just $6, you get 65 grams (2.3 ounces) of [...]

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps certainly make trips to the loo a heckuva lot more exciting. Some bar soaps come disguised as other objects, such as the realistic Bacon and Eggs Soaps, NES Retro Controller Soap, and the contradictory-to-logic [...]

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an [...]