If you are reading this at you computer you are most likely also aware of the fact that keyboards have a tendency to get quite dirty after a while. The slime-like Cyber Clean is a product that “blots out the muck from every crevice of your keyboards with a grime-slapping antibacterial action.”

While compressed-air sprays and tiny brushes will just move the dirt around in your keyboards, telephones and other electrical gadgets, this devilish ooze will splurge into every tiny corner, swallow up dead skin, hair and food and absorb it back into itself.

Because it’s made from an unique antibacterial formula, the dirt is actually neutralised and sanitised while it’s inside the putty – up to 80% of all germs can be destroyed in this way.

You can get a jar of Cyber Clean from Firebox.com for £7.95 (about $14 USD).