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It doesn’t matter what you were doing up late last night. You could’ve been watching a movie, finishing a presentation, preparing for a pitch, and balancing your checkbooks–but all that matters now is that you’ve woken up thirty minutes late, you’ve got no time to shower, and your boss is going to kill you if [...]

I’m a huge fan of Rubik’s cubes, although I’m really bad at solving them. And by bad, I mean that it usually takes me close to half an hour to get one cube done. But if there’s one cube that’s perpetually “solved,” it’s this Rubik’s Cube Soap. It looks just like a Rubik’s cube, except [...]

You post all of your information for the world to see on your social networks. So much so that it’s like a wall of info with you on the other side wearing nothing but your birthday suit. So you could say that social networks are a lot like the Social Shower Curtain. Let others read [...]

You’ve seen the Star Trek Officer Bathrobes in Captain Kirk yellow and Spock blue, but maybe you aren’t ready to classify yourself at their level yet. If that be the case, then you need the Star Trek Red Security Terry Cloth Bathrobe. Sure the “red” guy never makes it up from the landing party, but [...]

I find it harder and harder to get out of bed lately. Maybe because we just celebrated the holidays, or maybe it’s because I’m just getting lazier and lazier with each passing day. So if you’re like me and need more than just a cold shower to shock you to your senses early each morning, [...]

One thing that’s really annoying for me is when I step out of the shower after a long, hot one and realize that all the mirrors are fogged up. A normal fact of life, I guess, but with the Fog-Free Shower Mirror it really doesn’t have to be. I know a lot of people who [...]

You’ve got the Vinyl Zombie Rubber Duckies to help make bath time in the tub more fun for your kids or wards. But it isn’t as easy to get them to take a half bath when they’re feeling sick and fatigued. So what do you do? You need to get them to feel better and to [...]

Nothing could possibly be more annoying than having to wait close to an hour before you can use the bathroom or take a shower. Unfortunately, that’s the sad truth you have to live with, especially if you’re renting a place with colleagues or sharing a flat with a friend. Before things go really out of [...]

I don’t think droids need to shower, but I do believe R2-D2 and C-3PO appreciate being cleaned and well lubricated. That being said, this R2-D2 Soap Shower Bar is really for the human fans of Star Wars. These vegetable based R2-D2 soap units are 3 1/2″ x 2 1/2″ and can be shipped within one [...]

Some people take showers to get clean, while others make themselves dirtier in the process. Not dirtier in the literal sense per se, because the Blood Bath Shower Gel is, first and foremost, a shower gel. But when unsuspecting house guests come to stay over and spot this bloody bag hanging on your shower head, [...]

Is the Periodic Table Shower Curtain too geeky for you? Do you think that the Shadow of the Duck Shower Curtain is borderline creepy? Then show off those sleek curves and play the role of a sultry temptress with the Sexy Shower Curtain.

In the market for a new shower curtain but haven’t found out that just screams “you”? You aren’t a fan of ducks (so the Shadow of the Duck just won’t do) and you aren’t a fan of Chemistry (so the Periodic Table Shower Curtain just won’t cut it either). So why don’t you create and [...]