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Timberland Radler Trail Camp Folding Shoes are super compact shoes that are excellent for camping, backpacking, boating, or anytime that space is at a premium. They actually fold right in half and zip up into a compact wedge to easily fit into a backpack or boat storage box. With uppers that are durable [...]

Tired of having your feet crammed into shoes during the week and want to let them experience a little freedom during the weekend, but don’t want your fragile tootsies to get maimed by Mother Nature? Armor up with PaleoBarefoots Chainmail Shoes and go barefoot without letting your feet actually be [...]

Ninja move so swiftly and with such agility that it’s hard to actually see that they’ve got special footwear on. The proper shoes for ninja are called “jika tabi,” which have a split in between the big toe and the four little toes. The purpose of the split is to improve one’s [...]

Whether you’re looking for the final touches on a Halloween costume, or you simply love Dexter, these Blood Splatter Shoes are to die for. They’re white 5″ high heel pumps that are totally covered with a red blood spatter pattern. Dexter and CSI wannabes can analyze the patterns to [...]

If you want tips on how to be sexy, a good way to learn is to observe Mexican women. They are born with the sexy gene, and somehow one of Mexico’s well-known traditional holidays, El Dia de los Muertos (The Day of the Dead), has found also its path to sexiness. Take a look [...]

The Cranberries song “Zombie” said that it’s in your head, but in the case of this Zombie Stomper Platform Pump zombie is on your foot. But life is always handing us a pile of contradictions. Here we have an elegantly-shaped peep-toe stiletto heel with black satin bow in the back. The [...]

We once featured the hair-raising Spiked Zombie Heels that look extremely deadly on the right type of girl. Now we’d like to turn your attention to this Killer Spiked Loafer for a more casual yet equally hazardous look. If you’re looking for shoes with an edge, they don’t get any [...]

There’s a popular energy drink out there that talks about giving you wings, but Shwings actually do the trick, although these are more for style than function so don’t go jumping off your house or anything like that. Things could turn out badly for you. With all the different ways people are [...]

There aren’t many shoes that can out-do the sexiness of the classic stiletto heel. But there is a way to make a stiletto even sexier than it already is, and that is to turn it into an electronic novelty. How do you make a shoe lover/audiophile happy? Buy her a shiny pair of Stiletto Speaker [...]

We all love the look of 5-inch stilettos and what they do for legs, but girl geeks are smart enough to know that walking in them every day could cripple their ankles and feet for life. A much more practical use for high-heel shoes is to have them dispense Scotch tape, as demonstrated in [...]

Fairs and festivals can be lots of fun, but they can be a muddy mess too. Festival Feet might not make the mud go away but they will keep your shoes nice and clean as you wander through the muck in search of good times, weird food, and great sales. These stylish pseudo-sneakers take [...]

Usually when we think of Paris, visions of groomed poodles, bicycles, small cars, handbags, fine wine, and the city’s famous landmarks tend to invade our mind bubbles. (That is, until Ms. Hilton had to go and ruin things.) If you’re looking for some birthday candles with a little [...]

Remember those Converse Cat in the Hat Shoes from a while back? Well if you prefer “Green Eggs and Ham” to “The Cat in the Hat,” you’ll want a pair of these Converse Chuck Taylor All Star Dr. Seuss “Green Eggs and Ham” Hi Top Shoes for your son, daughter, niece, [...]

When something wet is left to dry in a small or enclosed area, it’s going to smell. And if that something happens to be your gym trainers or shoes for work, then you can be sure that it’s going to be stinkier than ever. Prevent such smells by placing these Stuffitts Shoe Savers into [...]

You don’t have to be a hipster to appreciate these Converse Chuck Taylor Hi Top Dr. Seuss Cat In The Hat Shoes. If you enjoyed those Dr. Seuss Wall Decals, you’re bound to find these geek chic kicks irresistible. If you normally just wear jeans and a t-shirt, the Cat in The Hat Converse [...]