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There are a lot of strange fetishes out there, and it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if someone has been dreaming about acting out their favorite scene from Jaws. Sure you could swim with some real great whites (I wouldn’t advise it) or even don the Plush Shark Hat, but to really fulfill your fantasy, [...]

At one time or another most of us have dreamed about having a pet shark. The problem is that sharks are huge. They don’t fit in tiny little goldfish bowls. Plus, sharks eat people. Well, now you can have your own pet shark thanks to this Shark Electronic Pet in Glass Bowl. He won’t try [...]

Your kids can tap into the power of the animal kingdom when they strap on one of these cool-looking Crazy Stuff Kids Cycle Helmets and tear off down the road on their bikes, owning the pavement as only a wild animal can. It’s a crying shame these wicked little head-toppers don’t come in adult sizes, [...]

Cue the Jaws theme, move these Shark Fin Salt & Pepper Shakers around your table, and when the music reaches it’s height, attack your food with seasoning. These salt and pepper shakers are a lot of fun and they really make a statement on your table. That statement is “Pass the shark please”. Or “We’re [...]

Kids have all the fun. After putting away their gazillion bath toys and stepping out of a bubble bath poured from a bottle endorsed by their favorite cartoon character, they then get to be wrapped in a warm hooded towel that’s loads of fun, too. The Monster, Shark and Unicorn Kids Hooded Towels are just what I’m talking about. Can a bath towel [...]

My nephew used to love swimming in the ocean, but after he saw Jaws, he began to insist that we just go for a dip in the pool instead whenever we would drive to the beach. My sister had tried several ways and means to try to make him try to move past his sudden [...]

Help! I’ve just been bitten by a shark–not. (And I don’t wish or have even the slightest desire to ever be bitten by one, no thank you.) Nobody wants to be bitten by a shark but I’m sure a lot of people would like to own one of these kooky Shark Bite Oven Mitts, simply [...]

Once Bitten Animal Toothbrush Holders are perfect for people that love cute animals and need a way to keep their toothbrushes off the counter. Each animal head in this set has a mouth at one end, which is great for holding a toothbrush, comb, pen, or other similar small and light item. The other end [...]

There’s no need to call the lifeguard because the only thing that’s swimming around in your drink are these fin-shaped ice cubes care of the Shark Fin Ice Tray. For double the fun, mix up the ice cubes with the ones you made with the Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray so you can insert [...]

As we all know from movies like Jaws and various Discovery Channel programs, Sharks will eat just about anything, even if they can’t digest it. People have found the craziest things in the bellies of sharks, like rubber tires and all kinds of other items. Well, now you can feed a shark some of these [...]

If you like a good practical joke and want to make sure that no one ever uses the bathroom in your home again, then the Prank Shark Toilet Topper is for you. You may even want to go the extra mile and play the Jaws soundtrack during your prank.

Sharks and Blimps, today is our lucky day! We all love sharks (when we’re not in the water with them) and blimps are one of the coolest indoor party toys around.  So when air swimmers combined them to give us the Air Swimmers Shark RC Blimp, we knew it would be a big hit.  This [...]