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One of the craziest characters in the Marvel universe is Deadpool…And the Deadpool Shark Punch T-Shirt shows just how crazy the ‘merc with a mouth’ really is. It takes someone with a certain type of mindset to take on a shark hand-to-hand (hand-to-fin?). Of course, there’s nothing [...]

It’s a battle to the death. In your mouth. Try this Velociraptor vs. Shark Whisky. The name is the only way to describe the taste. When a Shark fights a Velociraptor, you know you are getting an excellent limited-batch Single Malt Scotch. Which is more awesome? The bottle or the scotch? You decide. [...]

Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast food every night, but it can’t hurt to add some more salt and pepper, right? The ceramic Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers measure 2-3/8″ tall and are a great way to keep things [...]

We saw a Shark Attack Mug before, but in my opinion this Shark Week Shark Drink Mug is even cooler. From the Discovery Channel Store, this shark mug is a perfect gift idea for anyone that likes to watch shark week. Outside this ceramic coffee mug looks like a detailed shark, complete with dorsal [...]

The first time I saw an Air Swimmer remote-controlled toy in action, it was the clown fish version and I was thoroughly impressed. I thought, “Finally, a remote-controlled toy that won’t knock someone in the head or make a suicidal dive towards the floor!” Plus, it’s bigger than [...]

Steven Spielberg’s classic Jaws movie is responsible for many people being afraid of the open ocean. But as we’ve seen over the last year, merchandise related to sharks like the Chumbuddy Shark Sleeping Bag. Shark vs. Mermaid Swimsuit and Shark Shower Cap keep growing in popularity…I [...]

Add some fun to shower time with this awesome and amazing Shark Fin Shower Cap. Whether you are in the ocean or in your own shower, water is never a safe place from predators. Particularly, the shark. I hope you don’t have a mirror in your shower. You might scare yourself silly. This dangerous [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you interesting designs from Black Milk in past, like the Tetris Swimsuit, but this Shark vs Mermaid Swimsuit is sure to leave many questions and thoughts unanswered…Like, where are those sharks coming from? Should we be afraid? Forget about the mermaid; watch out men! Women [...]

There are a lot of strange fetishes out there, and it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if someone has been dreaming about acting out their favorite scene from Jaws. Sure you could swim with some real great whites (I wouldn’t advise it) or even don the Plush Shark Hat, but to really fulfill your [...]

At one time or another most of us have dreamed about having a pet shark. The problem is that sharks are huge. They don’t fit in tiny little goldfish bowls. Plus, sharks eat people. Well, now you can have your own pet shark thanks to this Shark Electronic Pet in Glass Bowl. He won’t [...]

Your kids can tap into the power of the animal kingdom when they strap on one of these cool-looking Crazy Stuff Kids Cycle Helmets and tear off down the road on their bikes, owning the pavement as only a wild animal can. It’s a crying shame these wicked little head-toppers don’t come in adult [...]

Cue the Jaws theme, move these Shark Fin Salt & Pepper Shakers around your table, and when the music reaches it’s height, attack your food with seasoning. These salt and pepper shakers are a lot of fun and they really make a statement on your table. That statement is “Pass the shark [...]

Kids have all the fun. After putting away their gazillion bath toys and stepping out of a bubble bath poured from a bottle endorsed by their favorite cartoon character, they then get to be wrapped in a warm hooded towel that’s loads of fun, too. The Monster, Shark and Unicorn Kids Hooded [...]

My nephew used to love swimming in the ocean, but after he saw Jaws, he began to insist that we just go for a dip in the pool instead whenever we would drive to the beach. My sister had tried several ways and means to try to make him try to move past his [...]

Help! I’ve just been bitten by a shark–not. (And I don’t wish or have even the slightest desire to ever be bitten by one, no thank you.) Nobody wants to be bitten by a shark but I’m sure a lot of people would like to own one of these kooky Shark Bite Oven Mitts, [...]