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Whose that sexy lady? She’s your drink. This Sexy Lady Shot Glass adds some curves to your beverage, making it pleasant to look at before you drink it all up. This glass is handmade from lightweight and durable borosilicate glass. The double walled structure separates your hand from the temperature [...]

The shape-shifting, blue-skinned mutant known as Mystique is the pure definition of femme fatale, making the X-Men Mystique Pin-Up T-Shirt the safest and wisest way to admire the deadly beauty. Sometimes she works with the heroes, and sometimes she works with the villains, but Mystique is ALWAYS in it for [...]

The ladies love their erotic fiction, getting all hot under the collar as they imagine themselves in the arms of Christian Grey from “50 Shades of Grey,” but what if you could be the object of that desire? With a Personalized Naughty Novel, you can be the suave, brooding, always-in-control [...]

So now that you’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s about time you take action. The novelty Nifty Shades of Play is for adults looking to enjoy a little something extra this Valentine’s Day. The book includes 50 pages of “down and dirty” games and a bunch of other adult [...]

Just because a costume is video game inspired, doesn’t mean it needs to be the slightest bit dorky. For example, the Super Mario Latex Costume, Nintendo Gameboy Dress, and these Sexy Costumes are 100% hot. Another amazing choice is this Sexy Legend of Zelda Link Costume. Even though it is super hot, [...]

Last Halloween GeekAlerts introduced you to 12 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes, many of which are still available this year, so we thought we would show you a few more for your upcoming Halloween parties. The Sexy Ladies Halloween Party Costumes are sure to be a big hit, although we aren’t sure if [...]

One of the hottest dresses ever featured on GeekAlerts was the Strapless Nintendo Dress. The first version was made of jersey knit cotton and felt, and then the designer came out with a slinkier, darker gray version made of even stretchier material. Now there’s a new Gamer Dress inspired by Gameboy [...]

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. There’s a lot of sexy trouble in store for the owner of the Kimba the Witch Bubble Bubble Model Kit as the sexy spellcaster reveals that a witch’s cauldron is used for more than mixing potions. Halloween is right around the corner but you’re not going to [...]

You don’t have to be British to recognize a police box, as any Doctor Who fan knows the TARDIS is in the shape of a London police box from the 1960s. I guess BlackMilk Clothing didn’t have the licensing to call this a Dr. Who Tardis dress, so instead it is called a Police [...]

Just the other day BlackMilk came out with a new collection of products including an awesome Cathedral Dress. Another cool new product was this Retro Gamer Tetris Swimsuit. It may look familiar to GeekAlerts Readers, because it is based on those Retro Gamer Leggings we shared with you last year. Basically [...]

You may remember Black Milk Clothing for their cool Tetris Leggings or the freaky Muscle Leggings. Just a few hours ago they released their newest collection, Hot Little Bosses 2, which includes some awesome new products. Most eye catching was this amazing Cathedral Dress and the Cathedral Leggings. Now [...]

Harley-Davidson and sexy women go together like peanut butter and jelly, and the Harley-Davidson Babe Wash Tin Sign lets you celebrate that eye-pleasing combination in classic, retro style. Manufactured by Ande Rooney, Inc under license from Harley-Davidson Motor Company, this sweet reproduction is a cool [...]

Is death coming for you? You’ll hope the answer is yes if she looks like the Lady Death Premium Format Figure. Comic geeks know Lady Death started out as little more than eye candy for readers of the Evil Ernie comic books, the dark seductress enticing poor Ernie to slaughter every person on Earth. [...]

Need something a little different to lust over? Sexy Robot 001 in Pink Bathing Suit has you covered with lots of visible silver goodness, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other getting jealous because – well, because the Sexy Robot isn’t real. Let’s face it. You prop a statue [...]

We’ve brought you Donkey Kong Collector’s Edition Jenga and the Nightmare Before Christmas Collector’s Edition Jenga. Though Mario scaling the tower to save Pauline from DK is sweet, and Jack Skelly’s love affair with Sally is hard to beat, the said Jenga games are [...]