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Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, it’s also functional. You could [...]

A lot of people consider ironing to be such a chore. What’s extremely annoying is how some of the shirts or plants fold in, especially if they just came from the dryer. Something that can totally help straighten things out literally is the Outline Ironing Insert. The Outline Ironing Insert is [...]

The next time anyone asks you where your stuff’s at, tell them it’s at nowhere else, but at–at the @ Entry Hook, that is. I dare say that the “at symbol,” @, formed by pressing down Shift on your keyboard plus “2” became popular only when emails took over how people communicated with one [...]

There are a lot of baking molds and pans out there that let you bake your cakes in cool, awesome shapes, like the Peace of Cake pan, Mustache Baking Mold, and the Spooky Cake Tin Set. But unless you own a bakery or sell your cakes for a profit, then it wouldn’t be very [...]

Always mixing up those darned “Qs” and “Os”? Always hitting the wrong keys and ending up with documents with a whole lot of misspelled words? These are just several of the complaints my mom always has when she uses my PC, with the keyboard all banged up and faded. A bright and in your [...]

When you’re on the go, just wrap yourself and grab a few Zzz’s in the Slice of Pizza Sleeping Bag. But if you’re just at home and are looking for something plush, comfortable, and adorable to laze around in, then you’ll enjoy this Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair with Butter Pillow. [...]

You know how some women are always complaining about the size of their chest, wishing that they were a cup or two bigger? Maybe it’s inherent in people to always find something to complain about when it comes to their bodies, but I find it extremely cool that some of these can be rectified [...]

Deodorant. It happens even to the most cautious of people and even to the best of shirts. If you sweat a lot, you probably use deodorant a lot, too. So you might already have come across the occasional shirt or two and noticed some really nasty stuff going on near the armpits: tough, yellow [...]

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can’t really say outright. Others use pictures and post them on social networks to make a statement. Now in a similar fashion, you can do the same with the I Am Not a Doormat doormat. It might sound like the doormat [...]

If there’s someone you hate at the office, then this is the perfect gift to get them: the Vulgar Pen Package. It’s vulgar, it’s outrageous, and it can say things that you yourself might want to say (and actually would, if you didn’t mind getting fired, that is.) But you need your [...]

One of the reasons why I usually decline invitations to go on video chats or conferences with my friends is because my room is usually messy. I just prefer to go on voice conferences or just do plain old chat instead. If that’s one of the main reasons why you avoid letting people view [...]

Sometimes, I wear something that makes me smile a little in the middle of my day. I think of it as my own, little private joke with myself. It cheers me up a lot when something bad happens and I feel like things are getting too hard to go on. If you’re a guy, [...]

Warning: keep the Periodic Table of Swearing Fridge Magnet Set away from your children. It might look like a harmless set of magnets that resemble the periodic table of elements, but what you’ve actually got there are tiny magnets with different swear words that are so creative and diverse, you [...]

What better way to tell the time when you’re cooking up a storm in your kitchen than with the Wok Kitchen Wall Clock? You won’t be able to use the wok on this clock as a backup in case all your woks are in use, but the clock will make for a fantastic conversation [...]

A lot of people think it’s totally crude to eat meals using their bare hands or fingers, and I’m in agreement. I mean, using your hands to scoop mounds of junk food into your mouth is fine, but using your hands to pick up some broccoli or cheese? Nah, not really. Better use these [...]