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Bacon Lip Balm

September 25, 2011 James Kelly 0

This almost makes too much sense. They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli. I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]

French Fry Lip Balm

September 19, 2011 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you Spam Lip Glaze and Soda Flavored Lip Balms in the past; so you had to know something new was coming. Treat your lips to the salty goodness of your favorite golden arches treat with the French Fry Lip Balm. This lip […]

Smartphone Home Monitor

September 16, 2011 James Kelly 1

I love espionage stuff and geeky spy gadgets like: the Electronic Spy T-Shirt, Spy Keychain and even the AK47 Bullet Ice Cubes. My dream job is to be a 007; and not just for the obvious female perks. Sadly, my skills and intelligence are nowhere […]

Batman Light Signal Keychain

September 11, 2011 James Kelly 2

Hey Batman and keychain fans alike, we’ve got another item you will definitely want to add to your collectibles. The Batman Light Signal Keychain looks good with its die-cast batarang design and its internal light has the same bat signal Gotham has relied on for […]

Handerpants

September 11, 2011 James Kelly 0

Seriously, where was this product 10 years ago? Stop wasting all that time trying to get your hands in someones pants when you can just buy your hands their own set of pants. The Handerpants, puts the “pants” right on your hands for all your […]

Pepsi and Mountain Dew Scented Lip Balms

Soda Bottle Flavored Lip Balms

September 9, 2011 James Kelly 0

Are you looking to get a lip balm that has a unique look and flavor? The Soda Bottle Flavored Lip Balms look like your favorite little soda bottles and come in Pepsi and Mountain Dew scented flavors. When your waistline tells you that can’t have […]

Magnetic Student Driver Sign Kit

September 9, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

The other day I saw a road rager blaring his horn and swearing like a drunken sailor. Why? Because a poor student driver driving a car with a huge ‘Student Driver’ sign on top was hesitating to make a right turn on red. The kid actually panicked and […]

Food Fighter Boxing Glove Oven Mitts

September 8, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

Round 1. In the left corner we have Marty Meatloaf who’s a lean, mean protein machine. On the right, it’s Peter Potroast, a.k.a. the meat pounder. Who will get knocked out of the blazing inferno first? You be the judge when you wear the Food Fighter Boxing Glove […]

iPhone 4 Ballistic Life Style (LS) Series Case

September 8, 2011 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you a ton of cool iPhone 4 cases; cases like: Rally Blue Brushed Aluminum Gasket iPhone 4 Case, Slippers Case and iPhone Etch-A-Sketch Case. Now we are steeping it up for all you tough guys and gals out there that want an iPhone […]

SOL Origin Survival Tool

September 1, 2011 James Kelly 0

For Mayan fans and believers, 2012 is fast approaching and you might want to be prepared. The SOL Origin Survival Tool is a great survival kit and includes a little of everything like: survival instructions, fishing hooks and line, aluminum foil, compass, and much more. […]

Gunnar Eyestrain Reducing Computer Glasses

June 30, 2011 James Kelly 2

The one thing I think everyone can agree upon, is that we all spend way to much time in front of a computer. Whether it is playing video games, working on Excel sheets, websurfing or just everyday work, our eyes need a break from the […]

Burglar Blaster – Pepper Spray Intruder Alarm

March 15, 2011 Marty Shaw 0

Burglar alarms like the Doorstop Burglar Alarm provide peace of mind with their piercing klaxon-like sounds that pierce the night and wake the neighbors. But what if an intruder isn’t scared off by loud noises? The Burglar Blaster can handle those suckers.