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If you love corn, eat it like a Ninja with these awesome and adorable Kikkerland Pirate VS Ninja Corn Skewers. Because real Ninjas stab their corn with swords to hold it in place. You get a set of four pirate and ninja sword skewers. If you feel like a pirate that day, use the [...]

If you’re looking for attention at the gym, you can grunt intensely as you jerk up weights that are too heavy for you and then drop them with a loud clank. Or–if you’d rather be a little more subtle and make a good impression–you can show up with a really unique water bottle. One [...]

I’ll be the first to admit that guys can be strange beasts. We like to look stylish and cool, even when we have absolutely no idea where we’re going. The Pirate Sundial & Compass lets us uphold our image, and gives the added benefit of making sure we don’t stay lost for long. A [...]

You’ll be shivering your timbers and shouting out ‘Clean your plate, you scurvy bilge rats,’ when you add the Skull and Crossbones Spatula to your kitchen arsenal. Just make sure your cooking skills are up to the task of using such an awesome piece of equipment while talking that way or [...]

With the kids finishing up school and getting ready to spend the summer at home and around the house, you can rest assured that there’s going to be water fights, Nerf Wars and lots of other mischievous adventures. If your kids enjoy Pirates, and what kids don’t, then let them spend a few hours [...]

Are you getting ready to pillage and plunder, but feel a little low on energy? Grab and Arrr Barrr – The Pirate Nut & Fruit Bar and make sure your next pirate adventure is a successful one. Packed with fruit and nuts, this chewy bar provides 40 grams of sustenance that will help you [...]

Ahoy maties! If ye love the open seas and fancy yerself a pirate, take a gander at this here plunder. This Pirate Clock looks amazing and is styled to look the real thing. You know, if pirates actually put clocks on their mantle in their pirate ships. It has skulls, cannonballs, a skull with [...]

Have you heard of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Well, these aren’t those guys, but the Box of Extraordinary Gentlemen Action Figures still has plenty to offer inspiring minds. These open box figures will give you hours of old-fashioned fun as you enjoy the likes of Oscar Wilde, Anne Oakley, [...]

Place this Pirate Skull Door Knocker on your front door and neighbors will wonder if you spend your weekends sailing the high seas, looting unsuspecting passerby’s of their booty. Handcrafted by the talented group of artists at Odd Art Fabrications, no two skulls look exactly alike and they are made [...]

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to [...]

If you didn’t understand people at the office today, you’re not going crazy, you just didn’t know it was International Talk Like A Pirate Day. To get ready for next year, you need The Pirate Dictionary by Terry Breverton. After reading the Pirate Dictionary, you’ll not only [...]

For Talk Like A Pirate Day we’ve been covering a lot of pirate related products. One of them, the Pirattitude Book, taught you how to be a pirate, but today we don’t need to BE a pirate or even ACT like a pirate—we only need to TALK like a pirate. For this you need [...]

Yo, ho, yo, ho it’s the LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean Queen Anne’s Revenge for me! As we mentioned in an earlier post, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. If you’re looking for something to play with while talking like a pirate and you can’t afford the Pirate Ship [...]

Deep down I think everyone has a soft spot for Jack Sparrow and those cool pirates of yesteryear.  I lot of us dreamed of being pirates and still do.  The big question is, how do you do it?  Well, the Prattitude!: So You Wanna Be A Pirate? Here’s How!  book is ready to get [...]

I think at one point or another in our lives, we all wanted to be pirates sailing the open seas, looking for bounty, and taking whatever we wanted.  Sadly, most of us had to give up those dreams (I think Jack Sparrow is still out there somewhere) and get real everyday boring jobs.  Well [...]