Tag: perpetual kid
Flexible Snake LED Light

Flexible Snake LED Light

Mankind has an ancient and likely justified fear of snakes. So what better way to get the attention of others, then with a Flexible Snake LED Light. Put it on your bike or on your backpack and its piercing red LED eyes will keep you safe. Just press the top of its head to switch [...]

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Shark Pendulum Clock

Shark Pendulum Clock

Go for a swim in the ocean? No thank you. I’ve seen Jaws. Maybe this Shark Pendulum Clock will help me to not fear sharks so much. This is a nice happy shark. Not a mean one. He’s chomping on a fish, not on your torso. He just wants to let you know what time [...]

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Flying Colors Rainbow Tape

Flying Colors Rainbow Tape Dispenser

Now you’re taping thing shut in full color. The Flying Colors Rainbow Tape Dispenser is like capturing a unicorn and making it dispense magic adhesive. Make every day about rainbows with this rainbow tape dispenser. It may be cloudy outside, but inside it’s all sunshine and rainbows and [...]

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Robot Sports Water Bottle

Bot-L Robot Sports Bottle

Pretty soon robots will be doing everything for us, so why not let them quench our thirst. Until a real drink serving robot gets affordable, this Bot-L Robot Sports Bottle will do nicely. Let him be your own personal robot that hydrates you at your command. BOT-L is molded in a cool retro robot shape [...]

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Extra Shot Coffee Mug

Extra Shot Coffee Mug

Do you like your coffee with a little something extra? Of course you do. The Extra Shot Coffee Mug will make it easy to add an extra shot with every cup. It is a mug and flask in one. Your co-workers will certainly admire your openness as you walk around with our Extra Shot Coffee [...]

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Fred Strong Brew Sword Tea Infuser

Strong Brew Sword Tea Infuser

You know you are brewing some strong tea if there is a sword steeping in it. This Strong Brew Sword Tea Infuser is exactly what you need for a strong cup of tea fit for a warrior. King Arthur would approve and unlike the sword in the stone, this sword comes out of your tea [...]

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McPhee Bigfoot Bandages

Bigfoot Bandages

Do you believe in Bigfoot? Maybe these Bigfoot Bandages will convince you. You have to believe in a creature that helps heal your ouchies. He probably endorses these bandages because he walks around in the woods all day getting cut up. Now he wants to help you with your own various open wounds and cuts. [...]

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Thirst Aid Kit Flask Kit

Thirst Aid Flask Kit

Sometimes your thirst is so great that it’s an emergency. You need Thirst Aid immediately. Good thing you have this Thirst Aid Flask Kit to help you. This Thirst Aid Kit can be a real life saver. Whether it is coming home from a long day at work or having to deal with your mother-in-law [...]

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Party Bowling

Party Bowling

Get ready for a fun night of Party Bowling with this fun new version of bowling. Definitely BYOB because you will need it for this bowling alley! Party in the gutter? Just set up this game if you have the time to spare. Party Bowling keeps the party rolling! All you need to do is [...]

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Cheeseburger Mask

Cheeseburger Mask

You are what you eat. So you might as well wear this Cheeseburger Mask right now and let everyone know about your favorite food. When you are dieting I’m sure that everyone looks like this to you. Now you can be one with your food in a very unique way. Maybe create a new superhero [...]

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Bacon iPad 2 Case

Bacon iPad 2 Case

If you are looking for an iPad 2 case that will stand out from the crowd, try this Bacon iPad 2 Case. Thieves were already eyeing up your iPad, but now that it looks like bacon, you better guard your device closely. Everybody loves bacon. Now it will protect your iPad too. A magnetic flap [...]

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Beer Briefcase

Beer Briefcase

This Beer Briefcase looks like an ordinary briefcase on the outside, but once you open it, the party can get started. There’s beer inside instead of business. Why use a flimsy cardboard carrier to bring a six pack to the party, when you can arrive in style? This briefcase keep your safe and [...]

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Cool Pool Ice Cube Tray

Cool Pool Ice Cube Tray

It gets pretty hot when you are making those trick shots and hustling over the pool table. Keep things cool with this Cool Pool Ice Cube Tray. This flexible pool rack mold makes ten billiard ball-shaped ice spheres. Pop them in your drink to cool down or rack them up for a fun and frozen [...]

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Predict The Next Mood Swing Mug

Predict The Next Mood Swing Mug

Are you a man or woman of many moods? This Predict The Next Mood Swing Mug will help you figure out which mood comes next. After all, nobody can predict your next mood swing. So use this mug. Some people have mood swings. That’s okay. It just helps to know what’s coming. I’m sure you [...]

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Cat Keyboard Scratcher

Cat Keyboard Scratcher

Keep your cat’s claws trim and maybe make them an internet star at the same time with the Cat Keyboard Scratcher. Your kitty will love it. Although you will have to provide your cat an outfit. Cats like to scratch things and you like to see your cat play fake instruments. It’s a win/win. Your [...]

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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

Garden gnomes are cute and all, but they are everywhere. If you are sick of seeing these little gnomes in every garden, The Great Garden Gnome Massacre is what you want in your garden. No gnome will be spared and no one will forget the Great Garden Gnome Massacre. It is on display for all [...]

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