Tag: perpetual kid
Eggbot Egg Cup

Eggbot Egg Cup

Take him to your leader… because the leader is hungry. The Eggbot Egg Cup has arrived to take over the planet by delivering an awesome weapon of goodness designed to conquer your tastebuds. Eggs are yummy, but eggs being held by tiny robots while you wait to eat them are even better. Designed to [...]

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Grumpy Cat Valentine Glitter Bomb

Grumpy Cat Valentine Glitter Bomb

Give him or her a special Valentine’s Day treat with this Grumpy Cat Valentine Glitter Bomb. Forget sentimental cards. The Grumpy Cat Valentine Glitter Bomb Card is loaded with so much glitter, they will never forget! In fact they will never want another gift from you again. They will be picking it [...]

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Sugarcaster Guitar Spoon

Sugarcaster Guitar Spoon

Whether you are rocking a cup of tea that needs more sugar or coffee, or cereal, this Sugarcaster Guitar Spoon makes it rock and cranks the volume up to 11. Every day, you make your regular cup of coffee the same way, but now it’s time to shake things up with this guitar-shaped Sugarcaster spoon! [...]

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Disco Roller Tape

Disco Roller Tape

This Disco Roller Tape comes straight from the 1980s to your desk. From the days of roller disco, spandex, rainbows, legwarmers and neon, this tape is here to add some retro to your life. Grab this Disco Roller Tape, put some sun glasses on and join the party. You will swear you feel the light [...]

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Hello Kitty Valentines Day Candy

Hello Kitty Valentine’s Day Candy

Valentine’s Day is all about hearts and nobody knows a woman’s heart better than Hello Kitty. So this year give her some Hello Kitty Valentine’s Day Candy. Hello Kitty lovers everywhere are hoping to receive this tasty gift for Valentine’s Day! This gift is tasty and tasteful. You [...]

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Chocolate Dipped Peeps

Chocolate Dipped Peeps

Peeps are a classic Easter candy that everyone loves. Whether you are in live or just spending your Valentine’s Day alone, make Peeps a part of it. These Chocolate Dipped Peeps will make an even better treat this year. You get 3 strawberry flavored chicks dipped in chocolate. That should be a mouth [...]

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Beer Pong Card Game

Beer Pong Card Game

You can’t always play beer pong and let’s face it those red cups are getting expensive. You can play this Beer Pong Card Game instead. This Beer Pong Card Game is perfect for challenging your friends and family to a good old drinking game. The idea is to use your beer resistant cards wisely to [...]

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Crushed! Bottle Opener

Crushed! Bottle Opener

Even if you’ve crushed a beer can on your forehead, I doubt that you have then used it to open a bottle of beer. This Crushed! Bottle Opener looks like a crushed can and it will open your beer for you. You don’t even need to crush it on your forehead. It looks like a [...]

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Bacon Playing Cards

Bacon Playing Cards

Bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, bacon for dinner and then poker time with these Bacon Playing Cards. Deal them out while your mouth waters. Bacon lovers can now play with the finest, super thick cut Bacon Playing Cards ever produced. These cards celebrate your favorite food while playing card games. [...]

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Yoga Sticky Notes

Yoga Sticky Notes

Everybody could stand to benefit from doing some Yoga. Maybe you can send someone a little hint that they need to work out by using Yoga Sticky Notes. These Yoga Sticky Notes are super limber. Imagine flipping through your favorite magazine with your tags doing yoga poses above the pages. They will remind [...]

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Glow In The Dark X-Ray Pen

Glow In The Dark X-Ray Pen

No bones about it. This Glow In The Dark X-Ray Pen is awesome. It is basically your own skeleton man who is also a pen. And he happens to glow in the dark. Now you can write in the dark and watch this skeleton dance and glow in your hand. He is a real pen [...]

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Cassette Bottle Opener

Cassette Bottle Opener

Open your beer the old fashioned way. With a retro Cassette Bottle Opener. It will help you to relive the 80s while you are having a nice drink. This cassette Bottle Opener is the coolest way to pop the top off those bottles. And don’t worry, this cassette tape won’t get all mangled so that [...]

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Boombox Mug

Boombox Mug

Go back in time to the 1980s while you are sipping your morning coffee. This Boombox Mug will help you make the time jump. This mug is like having a hot cup of coffee in the morning with some fresh beats! Pump out the jams and pump up the volume and wake up faster. Drink [...]

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Potato Chip Chocolate Bar

Potato Chip Chocolate Bar

Yum. This is the kind of chocolate bar that will change your life. The Potato Chip Chocolate Bar combines two of the best things on the planet for a new amazing taste. It has creamy milk chocolate, a sprinkle of sea salt and that awesome kettle cooked potato chip crunch. I am soooo hungry right [...]

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NYC Sewer Cover Doormat

NYC Sewer Cover Doormat

This NYC Sewer Cover Doormat is perfect for your home. You can pretend that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live under your house. Maybe you just like sewers or miss living in the city. Whatever the reason, this doormat will be perfect for all of your faux sewer cover needs. It’s like having a [...]

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Etch A Sketch Sketchpad

Etch A Sketch Sketchpad

This Etch A Sketch Sketchpad will let you relive all of the excitement of the classic toy, but sadly you won’t be able to shake it and clear your screen. With this sketchpad you will be able to do a bit more than just create vertical and horizontal lines. You can draw any picture you [...]

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Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Car Costume

Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Car Costume

This Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Car Costume is for those who have more Christmas spirit then they know what to do with. If anything happens to Rudolph I know who Santa will be calling. Pimp your ride for the holidays with this cool car costume. Let the reindeer games begin by giving your car, [...]

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MEW-BACCA Mug

MEW-BACCA Mug

Combine the superior power of a Wookie with the cute cuddliness of a cat and you have Mew-Bacca, the cat who can rip a droid’s arm out of its socket if it gets mad. This MEW-BACCA Mug is the perfect coffee mug for Star Wars fans and cat lovers. It will hold your favorite space [...]

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Astronaut Backpack Flask

Astronaut Backpack Flask

If you want to soar high after a hard day’s work and hit the stratosphere, this Astronaut Backpack Flask is perfect for you. It will help you survive the coldness of space, and the dullness of the party around you. It looks like an oxygen tank, but it cleverly disguises your drink. It’s [...]

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Flexible Snake LED Light

Flexible Snake LED Light

Mankind has an ancient and likely justified fear of snakes. So what better way to get the attention of others, then with a Flexible Snake LED Light. Put it on your bike or on your backpack and its piercing red LED eyes will keep you safe. Just press the top of its head to switch [...]

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