Tag: perfume

Zombie Perfume

TV, movies, and common sense suggest the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to blend in by smelling like a rotting corpse and Zombie Perfume will help you achieve that, but you might have to decide on an active dating life or becoming zombie chow because the [...]

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Cthulhu in Love Perfume

An ancient evil has awakened and it brought with it a fragrant scent. This Cthulhu in Love Perfume is the essence of ancient evil and it makes a perfect gift this Valentine’s Day. It smells of incense, spices, kelp, sea salt, mystery, and chocolates. Just use a [...]

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Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance

Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance

I don’t know if I’d want my man to smell like The Hulk exactly, but as they say, don’t knock it until you try it. If Gucci can bottle up the smell of Envy, I don’t see anything wrong with the Avengers having their own Smash! Be Angry [...]

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Avengers Black Widow Perfume

Avengers Black Widow Perfume

What do the Avengers smell like? I always assumed they smelled like Hulk sweat, but thanks to the Black Widow, they probably smell like Avengers Black Widow Perfume. Now you can smell just like the sexy Russian Spy. What does that smell like exactly? Well, a clear shot [...]

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Demeter Fragrances

Demeter Fragrances

GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or bad, you decide. The Demeter Fragrances come in a variety of [...]

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Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume

Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume

In the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. It helps to smell nice while you are plotting and scheming too. The Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume is a must wear for any serious fan. This perfume comes in a dragon egg glass bottle with a scent based on Daenerys [...]

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Money Fragrance

Money Fragrance

Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more comfortable. We can’t all be rich because that would [...]

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Jinx Removing Spray

Jinx Removing Spray

Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to turn your luck around despite [...]

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Esme Perfume Pendant

Esme Perfume Pendant

It’s always fun to see accessories and other stuff get reinvented with dual purposes for the wearer, like pendants. They’re perfect to hang on necklaces but they’re even better if you can also use them for something else, like the X Micro Video MP3 [...]

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Dirt Cologne Spray

Dirt Cologne

Are you a tough guy; or just someone who wants to maintain that sort of image? Do you want to smell like you’ve been out rolling in the yard or at your workshop all day? If so, then a few spritzes of the Dirt Cologne by Demeter will do the trick [...]

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Star Trek Sulu Cologne

Star Trek Colognes

GeekAlerts has shown you the Tiberus Cologne, now we want you to enjoy the rest of the Star Trek Colognes.  There is the Shirtless Kirk, perfect for the masculine man that’s not afraid to show off his pecks.  The Sulu, one word is enough to describe the power [...]

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Bacon Unisex Perfume

Bacon Unisex Perfume

I like eating bacon just as much as anyone, but all these bacon products lately are getting a bit ridiculous. Take for example this new Bacon Unisex Perfume. I like to eat bacon, but I don’t want to smell like it (or be with someone that smells like bacon.) [...]

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