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This Doctor Who Metal Monsters Talking Pen is perfect for Sci-Fi writers. Writing can be a lonely thing. But this pen will talk to you and keep you company with Dalek and Cybermen phrases. It’s also useful for making marks on your arms when the Silence attacks. You know what they say, “The pen [...]

If you find yourself suddenly having to jot down a quick message before being swept away on a grand adventure, you can always use the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Chrome TARDIS Floating Pen, which will reveal that you have class, style, a love for Doctor Who, and a very interesting life, because who (aside [...]

There are some great graffiti artists out there, tagging buildings with their property-defacing artwork. The Grime Writer lets you unleash your inner Rembrandt without having to worry about the po-po tapping you on the shoulder and asking what you’re doing with that spraycan. The great thing about [...]

You can’t judge a letter by the size of the pen that it was written with, but that shouldn’t stop you from finding the biggest pen possible and scribbling away. This Really Huge Pen should do the trick. Got a big idea? A massive story? You need a big pen. This pen is 11-inches [...]

If only us manly men could write letters with our tools we would be happy. Pens just aren’t as tough as tools. Well, looks like we can now write with our tools thanks to these Not Very Dangerous Tool Pens. Then we can go back to building things. These pens are shaped like a [...]

The Squirrel Pen is for fans of squirrels who love to write rather than type or use a touchscreen. It’s an elegant pen that looks just like our long tailed rodent friends. Put a Squirrel on your desk today with this cute pen and always be ready to write in style, holding a bushy [...]

Angry Birds are not just angry, but they are also unstoppable when it comes to merchandise. The latest Angry Birds merchandise we have to show you are these Angry Birds Ball Point Sling Shot Pens – Set of 4. They not only write, but they can launch things at other people. The potential is [...]

If you’re a survivalist that appreciates safety or someone that just likes just cool gadgets, the Uzi Tactical Defender Pen is sure to catch your eye. Made from aircraft aluminum, this pen can be used for a lot more than just note taking…which it can do upside down and underwater. The tactical pen [...]

Tablets are awesome, but the humble stylus has needed a style overhaul for a while. The Aluminum Tablet Pen finally lets you look as sharp as you feel when you’re plugging away at work or play on your high-tech goodie. You’ll probably get your fair share of double-takes from people because [...]

When you combine LEGO with Star Wars the results are always awesome. Like these Star Wars LEGO Pens. These ballpoint pens write in black ink and you can mix and match the pieces. Several characters are available like Yoda, R2-D2, C-3PO, Darth Vader, Luke and more. These pens also feature a molded grip for [...]

You never know what sort of tricks a ninja has up his sleeves. When it comes to Spinjitzu battles, no one can throw down like LEGO Ninjago minifigures. But did you know that they can also disguise themselves as pens? Collect all four of the LEGO Ninjago [...]

For those of you looking for something different in a writing pen, check out this set of 12 Syringe needle pens. They are perfect for nurses or just for freaking out your friends. You get 12 syringe pens in assorted colors. Each measures 5 inches tall and they write in blue or black ink. [...]

If you’re looking for something to help defend yourself from zombies and rapscallions and also have the desire to write about your experiences afterwards (that is, if you live to talk to about it), then you absolutely need to get the Bolt Action Tactical Pen. Kidding aside, the pen features a bolt [...]

This Batman The Dark Knight Folding Pen with Display Stand is perfect for your batdesk. It’s worthy of Batman himself. This is probably what Bruce Wayne writes checks with. This writing instrument is inspired from The Dark Knight. It has a snap-open mechanism and not just one type of ink, but both [...]

Some left-handed people write in a weird way, but it’s not their fault. The pens we currently have just haven’t been designed to make writing in certain angles or positions easy or comfortable. It causes a strain not only the person’s wrist, but also messes up what they write sometimes [...]