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Keep this Denture Bottle Opener away from people with real dentures because they’ll probably end up with a not-so-pleasant surprise in their mouths if you don’t. It’s kind of like the Switch Pop Bottle Opener in the sense that it’s a bottle opener designed and disguised to look like something that’s completely different from it. [...]

Sometimes when the world is getting you down and your stress levels are up, you just want to flip someone the bird. Give them a one finger salute. The Screw You Corkscrew does it for you, expressing how you feel and also helping you open your wine. Despite the sentiment, this little gesture will come [...]

My favorite brand of root beer comes in bottles, which I have nothing against. However, what I find annoying is that I always seem to forget where our bottle opener is and only find it around ten minutes later, stuffed in a random corner somewhere. But it’s still ten minutes that I could’ve spent doing [...]

Some gadgets are fun, but others, like the Digital Travel Luggage Scale, are incredibly useful. The Progressive 6-in-1 Multi Opener is one of those gadgets that are very handy to have, even if they don’t look too exciting. With this kitchen tool you can easily open tightly closed jars, bottles, can tabs, and sealed plastic [...]

Looking for a rustic bottle opener that has some history behind it.  The Railroad Spike Bottle Opener is forged from a old railroad spike that was collected from abandoned USA railroads.  These spikes have seen it all and are ready for a second chapter in their existence.  Slightly more than 6″ long, they make for [...]

You don’t really have to be the most tech savvy person to know what the keyboard shortcut Ctrl+O does on a Windows computer. (In case you don’t, however, then maybe the actual function of this tool will tell you.) Presenting the Ctrl+O Bottle Opener, the only bottle opener you will ever need to pop open [...]

Even if the Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener is still the coolest bottle opener out there, it is also quite a large tool to carry around. But with these cufflinks, you can carry your beer opening tool around without having to think about it.

If you need something like this to keep track of how many beers you’ve had, then it would probably be better to stop drinking.