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Zombie Pencil Holder

Hazel Chua — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:28:50 +0000

Keep your desk neat and pristine by sticking all your junk into the Zombie Pencil Holder. If you’re all about scary, gory, and gross-looking stuff, then I’m sure you’ll like having this body-less object around. In keeping with its theme, you can poke the zombie’s eye with paperclips, stuff random notes and cards into its [...]

Key to My Heart Paperweight

Hazel Chua — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:37:42 +0000

People who loved and were burned eventually become more guarded with their heart. You could, in a way, say that they’ve locked the door to their heart. It will take time and the right person before they hand off the keys to open it up again–and a figurative way of looking at the entire thing [...]

Executive Sandbox Deluxe (Normandy Beach)

Conner Flynn — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:45:09 +0000

Sometimes you need a little diversion from your work, so it can be fun to play with one of those little sand boxes. This Executive Sandbox Deluxe (Normandy Beach) toy is all you need. Take that beach soldier. Move. Move. Perfect for your office desk. You control the battle in this hardwood sandbox, which features: [...]

Desktop Dogs

Hazel Chua — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:22:08 +0000

You might not have any room at home or time for a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t own any pets; just not any live ones. These Desktop Dogs can’t bark and you won’t need to take them out for regular walks, but what they can help keep your stuff more orderly. Tuck in [...]

Mini Cargo Crates Desk Tidy

Hazel Chua — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:25:52 +0000

You might enjoy stacking up these Mini Cargo Crates on your desk, but they weren’t made to just be pleasing to your eyes. These miniature crates are actually desk tidies which you can use to keep your desk, well, tidy. Sweep up pens, scissors, highlighters, pencils, rulers, and anything else that’s lying idly on your [...]

Mustache Pen Holder

Hazel Chua — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:23:04 +0000

Still haven’t figured out a way to grow a mustache that’s thick and, uh, shapely? Then maybe surrounding yourself with all sorts of mustache-themed stuff will help. Not just the novel ones like the 50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes or Domo Mustache Plush, but also useful stuff like the Mustache Eraser Set and Mustache Pen Holder. The [...]

Book Set Desk Clock

Hazel Chua — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:28:34 +0000

It’s weird, but I always have a stack of something on my desk each and every time. Last Monday it was a stack of old Reader’s Digests that I was donating to the library. Yesterday it was a stack of reports and contracts that I had to look through and sign, respectively. But when all [...]

Chalk Mug

Hazel Chua — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:37:43 +0000

Want droids to bring you your morning cup of Joe? Then you might like the R2-D2 Mug. Too lazy to stir your own drinks? Then the Self Stirring Mug might be more up your alley. Want to leave messages or share your thoughts while chugging down your drink? Then you need the Chalk Mug. The [...]

Wrongulator Prank Calculator

Hazel Chua — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:33:15 +0000

Got some beef with some folks over at the Finance department? Have a grudge against a co-worker who just won’t stop filching your pens and markers from your table when you’re not looking? Then it’s time for some pranking and sweet revenge with the Wrongulator. This is a calculator with an erroneous twist. Expect the [...]

Borrow My Pen? Fun Pen Set

Hazel Chua — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:39:01 +0000

Don’t you just hate it when someone borrows your pen and “forgets” to return it afterward? While some people really do forget, others kind of forget on purpose. So if you’re thinking of some way to weed those pen filching colleagues and friends of yours, you have the Borrow My Pen? Fun Pen Set to [...]

First Strike Fisherman Desktop Fishing Game

James Kelly — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 04:29:36 +0000

Fishing is a pretty popular pastime and now you can enjoy it at your desk when you feel like you need that 5 minute break from putting coversheets on all the TPS reports. Enjoy the First Strike Fisherman Desktop Fishing Game as you cast away trying to grab those little fish with the magnetic lure. [...]

Bianca Memo Holder

Hazel Chua — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:15:38 +0000

Memos on your desk. Memos stuck on your wall. Memos on your computer monitor. Memos beside your tape dispenser. Memos falling to the floor. Memos are everywhere when you’re in a busy office environment. Misplaced and lost memos result in a lot of hassle (not to mention getting an earful from the boss for failing [...]

Animal Rubber Bands

Hazel Chua — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:09:55 +0000

Need something to spice up your time at the office? We all know work can get a little boring and that can certainly taper down everyone’s mood (and productivity.) So why not inject a little life into the workplace by putting one or two of these Animal Rubber Bands on everyone’s desk? It might be [...]

Office Max Coupons & OfficeMax Promo Codes

GeekAlerts.com — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 12:53:14 +0000

Current OfficeMax Coupons We already list online coupons and discount codes for Staples and Office Depot, so it is about time we started listing Office Max Promo Codes. We list all kinds of OfficeMax coupons, promotional codes, sales offers, and discount promotions for savings on furniture, supplies, computers, printer ink, toner cartridges, paper, and much [...]

Erasable Memo Pad and Pen

Hazel Chua — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 18:39:11 +0000

The Erasable Memo Pad and Pen is the perfect desktop accessory to get when you (or your office) wants to begin going paperless. This silicone-made duo will become your new re-usable best friend: just jot down messages, phone numbers, reminders, quotations, and all sorts of other things that you would typically write down on a [...]

Reversible Ties in Blue and Red

Hazel Chua — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:30:50 +0000

Dual-purpose is good. Remember the Breville Radio Toaster Radio? Or the Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher? Aside from toasting up your bread in the morning, you can also either listen to some tunes, catch some news, or poach your eggs while you’re at it. Another sort of dual purpose comes in the form of the [...]

Maxi Pad Sticky Notes

Hazel Chua — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:12:21 +0000

If you’re a guy and you happen to be clutching a pad of these Maxi Pad Sticky Notes, then I’m sure you’ll be getting a whole of strange looks. But once you start using these quirky sticky notes, then people will finally get that the joke was on them and definitely not on you. The [...]

Rubik’s Cube Desk Tidy

Hazel Chua — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 02:28:14 +0000

When I get to work every Monday, I face my dull desk with random office stuff and supplies strewn about and I get into a Monday blue sort of stump. But I doubt anyone will feel anything but upbeat when you’re drinking up your coffee from the Rubik’s Cube Mug, handing off notes using sheets [...]

Drumstick Pencils

Hazel Chua — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:25:41 +0000

If you’re done creating quite the ruckus at the dining table with your Beat It! Drumstick Chopsticks, then it’s time to rock some beats in class with the Drumstick Pencils. Bored with your math homework when you’re halfway through with the problems? Want to take a break from whatever you’re sketching right there in art class? Then [...]

App Control Desk Pets

Hazel Chua — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:37:23 +0000

So you stash all your pens and pencils in the Uncapped Pen & Pencil Holder, replaced your old ruler with the Bottle Opening Ruler, and keep your table dust free with the help of the Dust Extinguisher Mini Desktop Vacuum. All in all, I’d say you’ve made your office desk a pretty cool one to [...]

Memo Mug

Hazel Chua — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:40:56 +0000

There have been increasingly more and more quirky ways of getting a note or message out there rather than just using Post-its. For one, there’s the Switch Notes which lets you stick your notes on light switches. Then there’s the Doorpad Hanging Notepad that reminds people some last minute stuff, just before they head out the [...]

The Non Virtual USB Aquarium

Hazel Chua — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:51:50 +0000

There was a time when virtual pets were the in thing. When the craze for Tamagotchis and whatnots died down, it was ok because no real animals were harmed. That’s definitely something you should keep in mind if you’re thinking of getting one of these Non Virtual USB Aquariums; because guess what, it’s got live [...]

Stampler

Hazel Chua — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:41:00 +0000

Ever find yourself feeling kind of low at the office, especially on Mondays? Well, here’s one ingenious office stapler and stamp combo that will lift your spirits and possibly put a smile on your face every time you use the Stampler. Press down the Stampler and you get a neatly stapled pile of papers and [...]

Plug Mug

Hazel Chua — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 18:26:03 +0000

In our lounge at the office, most of us leave our mugs at the rack near the coffee maker to decrease the amount of styrofoam cups that we use for our coffee breaks. Much to my annoyance, there have been several occasions where I noticed that my mug had been used and left at the [...]