GeekAlerts

Keep your desk neat and pristine by sticking all your junk into the Zombie Pencil Holder. If you’re all about scary, gory, and gross-looking stuff, then I’m sure you’ll like having this body-less object around. In keeping with its theme, you can poke the zombie’s eye with paperclips, stuff random notes and cards into its [...]

People who loved and were burned eventually become more guarded with their heart. You could, in a way, say that they’ve locked the door to their heart. It will take time and the right person before they hand off the keys to open it up again–and a figurative way of looking at the entire thing [...]

Sometimes you need a little diversion from your work, so it can be fun to play with one of those little sand boxes. This Executive Sandbox Deluxe (Normandy Beach) toy is all you need. Take that beach soldier. Move. Move. Perfect for your office desk. You control the battle in this hardwood sandbox, which features: [...]

You might not have any room at home or time for a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t own any pets; just not any live ones. These Desktop Dogs can’t bark and you won’t need to take them out for regular walks, but what they can help keep your stuff more orderly. Tuck in [...]

You might enjoy stacking up these Mini Cargo Crates on your desk, but they weren’t made to just be pleasing to your eyes. These miniature crates are actually desk tidies which you can use to keep your desk, well, tidy. Sweep up pens, scissors, highlighters, pencils, rulers, and anything else that’s lying idly on your [...]

Still haven’t figured out a way to grow a mustache that’s thick and, uh, shapely? Then maybe surrounding yourself with all sorts of mustache-themed stuff will help. Not just the novel ones like the 50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes or Domo Mustache Plush, but also useful stuff like the Mustache Eraser Set and Mustache Pen Holder. The [...]

It’s weird, but I always have a stack of something on my desk each and every time. Last Monday it was a stack of old Reader’s Digests that I was donating to the library. Yesterday it was a stack of reports and contracts that I had to look through and sign, respectively. But when all [...]

Want droids to bring you your morning cup of Joe? Then you might like the R2-D2 Mug. Too lazy to stir your own drinks? Then the Self Stirring Mug might be more up your alley. Want to leave messages or share your thoughts while chugging down your drink? Then you need the Chalk Mug. The [...]

Got some beef with some folks over at the Finance department? Have a grudge against a co-worker who just won’t stop filching your pens and markers from your table when you’re not looking? Then it’s time for some pranking and sweet revenge with the Wrongulator. This is a calculator with an erroneous twist. Expect the [...]

Don’t you just hate it when someone borrows your pen and “forgets” to return it afterward? While some people really do forget, others kind of forget on purpose. So if you’re thinking of some way to weed those pen filching colleagues and friends of yours, you have the Borrow My Pen? Fun Pen Set to [...]

Fishing is a pretty popular pastime and now you can enjoy it at your desk when you feel like you need that 5 minute break from putting coversheets on all the TPS reports. Enjoy the First Strike Fisherman Desktop Fishing Game as you cast away trying to grab those little fish with the magnetic lure. [...]

Memos on your desk. Memos stuck on your wall. Memos on your computer monitor. Memos beside your tape dispenser. Memos falling to the floor. Memos are everywhere when you’re in a busy office environment. Misplaced and lost memos result in a lot of hassle (not to mention getting an earful from the boss for failing [...]