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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Patra Beaulieu — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:44:07 +0000

US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is so tough that she could probably crush a nutshell with her fist. But instead, she’d rather crush tough GOP nuts with her personal nutcracker. Introducing the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, featuring upper thighs made of stainless steel. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Features Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of [...]

10 Awesomely Geeky R2-D2 Star Wars Toys

Conner Flynn — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 23:40:37 +0000

You could sit around all day and argue about who the best character from Star Wars is, but as far as merchandising goes. There is one clear winner. R2 has had more toys and gadgets made in his likeness than anyone. And so let’s celebrate by taking a look at just 10 of our favorites. [...]

Stormtrooper Nutcracker

Hazel Chua — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 01:06:06 +0000

If you’re into unusual Christmas decorations, then this won’t be the first time you see a Nutcracker that isn’t sporting the standard-issue costume. First there was the wooden R2-D2 Nutcracker, that has, no doubt, helped you crack even the hardest of nuts. Now you’ve got the Stormtrooper Nutcracker to add beside it (and crack even more [...]

R2-D2 Nutcracker

James Kelly — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 09:00:48 +0000

R2-D2 was stubborn and occasionally disagreed with C-3PO but he was never one to back down from a good fight. Now when you find yourself struggling to crack open those tasty nuts, let R2-D2 come to the rescue. This wooden R2-D2 Nutcracker is sure to be a family favorite around the house this holiday season [...]

Maggie Nut Cracker

James Kelly — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:51:59 +0000

Guys always like to joke around and say that their significant other is a pain in the you know what. Well here is the perfect visual novelty gift for your buddy that just hasn’t been able to come to grips with that. The Maggie Nut Cracker makes a great nut cracker for your bar or [...]

Star Trek Nutcrackers

Robert Birming — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:15:38 +0000

Here’s a fun and geeky complement to the Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener we covered a few months ago; a pair of nutcrackers shaped like Spock and Kirk. Choose from classic Spock or Kirk character nutcrackers, each wonderfully crafted from wood; hand painted and embellished with authentic details. The Spock and Kirk Star Trek Nutcrackers [...]

Aggression Management Nutcracker

Robert Birming — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:42:54 +0000

Nutcracker ($39) – cracking nuts have never been so easy and fun. No more of those old tools where you’ll end up squeezing your finger and having nutshells all over the floor. The solid stainless steel base, domed top in black rubber and non-slip rubber bottom to protect against scratched table tops, all bear witness [...]