Tag: novelty
LipFlask - Lipstick Shaped Flask

Lip Flask – Lipstick Shaped Flask

GeekAlerts has shown you quite a few flasks over the last several months. It could be because we enjoy a nice slip of our favorite alcoholic concoction on demand or it could be because we needed something to get us through the holidays and all those family reunions. Either way, flasks are cool looking and [...]

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Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock

Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock

You’ve heard the saying “Time flies when you are having fun” right? I bet you didn’t know that time really can fly. In your very own home, with this Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock. I guess this is one way to keep you from sleeping after the alarm goes off. This clock hangs from [...]

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Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker

Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker

Some really spectacular lagers, a.k.a. Sapporo and Asahi, have come from the wondrous country of Japan. To hit international beer status, beer must meet all the proper criteria, including delivering just the right amount of foaminess. Japanese lagers produce truly glorious foam when poured from [...]

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Emergency Inflatable Chicken

Emergency Inflatable Chicken

I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged in an equally [...]

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Sun-Staches The Original Mustache Sunglasses

Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield your eyes from the bright glare of the sun while [...]

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Timbergrams

Timbergrams

Enough with all the emails and instant messages. There’s a reason why physical notes and letters mean a whole lot more, because they don’t disappear when you hit “delete” or when the power goes out. Now you might not be able to put a very long message on these Timbergrams, but [...]

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Graduate Glasses

Grad Glasses

It’s almost that time of the year again: graduation. It’s the day when all those sleepless nights of cramming and studying come to fruition. It also marks the end of one long phase in life and ushers you into the beginning of another. Get everyone into the mood at the grad party by handing out [...]

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emergency mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to an attractive female [...]

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Anti-Ticket Donut

Anti-Ticket Donut

If you get stopped by a police officer, don’t try to sweet talk him or kiss his butt. Just present him with this Anti-Ticket Donut and you should be fine. Everyone knows that cops love donuts. Consider this your insurance against speeding tickets. It comes in a platinum colored can with a windowed [...]

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Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

What you look like on the outside doesn’t necessarily reflect who you are on the inside. But something you could have wear on the outside could also show what you’ve got on the inside–like the Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm. Remember when Angelina used to carry around Billy Bob’s blood in a vile? [...]

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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser [...]

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Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece. But what about those laugh lines (or frown lines, if you did more scowling that laughing)? Worry not, because the Kogao! Smile Lines Face Beltis here to ease [...]

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Scalp Squid Head Massager

Scalp Squid Head Massager

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time for some release. The Scalp Squid Head Massager lets you [...]

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Raw Chicken Lollipop

Raw Chicken Lollipop

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some [...]

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I Am Not A Doormat

I Am Not A Doormat

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can’t really say outright. Others use pictures and post them on social networks to make a statement. Now in a similar fashion, you can do the same with the I Am Not a Doormat doormat. It might sound like the doormat [...]

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Outhouse Salt and Pepper Shakers

Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers

Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They’re even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you have no choice but to use them, but that’s another story. But Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers are pretty darn funny. Outhouse Shaped Salt & [...]

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Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most people will be none the wiser. That is of course, [...]

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