Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They’re even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you have no choice but to use them, but that’s another story. But Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers are pretty darn funny. Outhouse Shaped Salt & […]
If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most […]
At the office, there is proper vernacular to use to effectively get your point across. And when communicating in ink, you want to cut to the chase and choose the right words. One method that works extremely well is to stamp papers with the Like/Dislike Stamp Set. For more complicated situations, you […]
If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one […]
You really can’t go wrong with gold. Adding an ounce or two of cha-ching to your workspace helps channel vibes of success and fortune. Right off the bat, your day starts off fresh after the Gold Bar Doorstop blinds you on the way in. Then once you work your way to your desk, it’s time to click away […]
Some people associate street cred with tattoos. I admit, there were several instances in my life where I was tempted to get inked myself, but I always chickened out at the last minute. Now these Tattoo Sleeves Arm Warmers might not give you the credibility […]
Valentine’s Day is coming. It’s the one day of the year that single feel the most pressure when it comes to their relationship status. Most people don’t really do anything about their singlehood (because we all know it’s a whole lot worse to be with […]
February 14 is fast approaching, and we all know what that means. For the couples, it’s a day of romance and love to look forward to. But for the singles, it’s a day to remain upbeat and positive, lest someone mistake the dip in energy […]
Tired of solicitors ringing your doorbell at random hours of the day? Wary of friends or relatives who crash your place every chance they get? Then let your doormat say the words that you’ve been dying to say but just haven’t gotten to yet with […]
If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip on the no-hassle Red Tuxedo Morphsuit? I was recently lucky enough to go to a dressy party, and observed that the men who attracted the […]
Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to […]
If there’s someone you hate at the office, then this is the perfect gift to get them: the Vulgar Pen Package. It’s vulgar, it’s outrageous, and it can say things that you yourself might want to say (and actually would, if you didn’t mind getting […]
A lot of women say they’re not into looks or appearances. I think it’s not that they’re lying or anything; I think most women try to look past appearances and look at character of the person instead. But set that woman up on a blind […]
Offer someone some Formula Pee – Sour Liquid Candy and instantly watch their faces morph from confused, to disgusted, and then to skepticism. Expect a whole range of reactions as well when you slowly slurp up some “pee” and lick it off your fingers for […]
The only way to appreciate rap music is to understand it. But linear thinkers have a hard time decoding rap because rap lyrics don’t translate word-for-word, nor do they mean what you think they say. To the rescue comes William Buckholz’s book, Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing […]
Just because Movember has come and gone that doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy a good Mustache. The Handlebar Mustache Wine Corkscrew and Bottle Opener is a great way to have some laughs with friends as you throwback a few beers or enjoy a nice […]
If you’re a lover of tea, then you must simply try out this pack of Monkey Picked Tea. When we say “monkey picked,” we really mean that they were picked by trained monkeys from a remote mountain region in China. There was a legend that […]
Here we go, 2012 has begun and many are predicting the world’s end…Of course they won’t being saying it out loud. Hopefully you did your research and read the Zombie Survival Guide and Zombie Combat Manual. Zombies are a tricky thing and you wouldn’t want […]
Are you looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that is both educational and fun for you and your entire family? The Ten Little Zombies is the perfect way to introduce young ones to the world of zombies. Reminiscent of the classic children’s rhythm, Ten Little […]
If you love bingo and everything that has to do with it, then you’ll enjoy having these Bingo Card Plates around. Aside from the fact that you can actually use them to play, you can also use them to serve up some sandwiches and snacks […]
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