Tag: novelty
Meatball Bubble Gum

Meatball Bubble Gum

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you get through those awkward moments when you really shouldn’t be [...]

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Underpants Candy

Underpants Candy

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time [...]

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Demeter Fragrances

Demeter Fragrances

GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or bad, you decide. The Demeter Fragrances come in a variety of scents like Firefly, Paperback, [...]

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The Hungry Games T-Shirt

The Hungry Games T-Shirt

Hunger is no game to me. But Mr. Santiago, the designer of The Hungry Games T-Shirt, is making a big mockingjay of the subject. From afar, “Hunger Games” fans would quickly identify you as part of the fan club. Though as they focus in on your t-shirt print they will realize that you are [...]

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Box of Laughter

Box of Laughter

Maybe money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a few laughs when you get the Box of Laughter. Humor is an art, and like every other art form out there, it’s highly subjective. Maybe your view of what’s funny is seen as lame lacking in certain areas. Fortunately, you no longer have [...]

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Sock Sandals

Sock Sandals

Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha you’ll still see at least a dozen geeks walking around with socks and sandals this summer. Most of the time, it’s the white tube socks, [...]

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Farting Mug

Farting Mug

Some people say that a person’s mug says a lot about their personality. And we’re not talking about your face when we say “mug” either. For example, if you use the Putter Cup Golf Mug, then you’re probably a golfer who enjoys spending Saturdays at the country club. If you [...]

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Whoopee Cushion KeyChain

Whoopie Cushion Keychain

I’m a huge fan of fart jokes. But actual stinky farts, I am not. If you’re a bit of a prankster and like your gags small and portable so you can carry them around, then you’ve got to own this Whoopie Cushion Keychain. Aside from being something fumy that you can have on you at [...]

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Deal With This Stamp

Deal With This Stamp

If you find yourself (or your assistant) behind on a whole lot of paperwork, then it might be a pretty good idea to get the Deal With This Stamp. Sure, it’s more on the novelty side because I don’t think you’d want any of the higher ups to see how you prioritize and deal with [...]

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The French Bulldog Pillow

French Bulldog Pillow

Are you a pet lover living in a place where furry animals are not welcomed? That’s too bad, but you can still fill that empty void with a pillow that looks like a real dog. Introducing Albert, the French Bulldog Pillow. With the Albert pillow, your couch will look like one of those featured [...]

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Holiday Hound - Dog Tie

Holiday Hound – Dog Tie

One thing pet owners love to do is dress their feline or doggy companions up. If you were one of the loving pet owners who got the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume for your best friend last Halloween, then you might want to look into the Holiday Hound – Dog Ties. Your pooch will [...]

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100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka

100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka

When straight vodka isn’t enough, most people turn to flavored vodka like Bakon Vodka or Blood Shot Vodka, but not you. You’re the type that needs to show everyone that you belong at the head of the table and you drink 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka. Sure it’s hot, it’s [...]

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Bacon Candy Necklace

Bacon Candy Necklace

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you a buck or two to bite some candy off your [...]

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LipFlask - Lipstick Shaped Flask

Lip Flask – Lipstick Shaped Flask

GeekAlerts has shown you quite a few flasks over the last several months. It could be because we enjoy a nice slip of our favorite alcoholic concoction on demand or it could be because we needed something to get us through the holidays and all those family reunions. Either way, flasks are cool looking and [...]

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Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock

Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock

You’ve heard the saying “Time flies when you are having fun” right? I bet you didn’t know that time really can fly. In your very own home, with this Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock. I guess this is one way to keep you from sleeping after the alarm goes off. This clock hangs from [...]

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