Tag: novelty
Ron de Jeremy Rum

Ron de Jeremy Rum

For those of you that enjoy well-balanced rum, the Ron de Jeremy Rum is sure to be a mouthful you’ll soon never forget. Inspired by the larger than large adult entertainer, this 7-year old rum is distilled by 72-year old Cuban Master Distiller Francisco “Don [...]

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Design Toscano Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

Do you know anyone who owns a real gong? I don’t know a soul who owns one, but I think a gong would come in extra handy in loud households or to get the attention of family members with selective hearing. The Sheng Kwong Metal Gong would be a great first choice [...]

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Guilt Trip Notepad

Guilt Trip Notepad

If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that you can’t, try this Guilt Trip Notepad. It may even be more effective than a face ton face guilt trip. Just fill out the simple form and then wait for them to feel [...]

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Zombie Hot Sauce

Zombie Hot Sauce

I’m not sure how well your taste buds will work when you’re one of the walking dead, but it appears that even zombies like it hot. The Zombie Hot Sauce has a scoville rating of 360 and will provide you or your undead friends with 5 ounces of taste bud [...]

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Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star

Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an ’80s Rock Star

If given a second chance, a lot of us would choose the path of rockstardom instead of our current, non-glamorous cerebral professions that pay the bills now. The rock stars of the 1980′s had it all; fame, fortune, fun, and fabulous hair. Trends like the glam [...]

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Bloody Knife Spatula

If you are planning some sort of Dexter themed kitchen or a horror themed restaurant, you’ll want to have this Bloody Knife Spatula in the kitchen. This spatula has a blood splatter print on both sides. The silicone head is scratch resistant and non-stick and is [...]

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Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

For those of you that need it spelled out, the Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce name should make it quite obvious that this hot sauce means business. Made from a combination of habanero peppers and capsicum extract with a few other goodies thrown in, you can expect to [...]

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Hello Palm Shaped Silicone Case for iphone 4/ 4S

We’ve covered many interesting iPhone cases and this latest will put a palm in your face while you are talking on your phone. The Hello Palm Shaped Silicone Case for iphone 4/ 4S is just the kind of silly case that will stand out from the crowd. When you get a [...]

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Meatball Bubble Gum

Meatball Bubble Gum

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you get through those awkward moments [...]

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Underpants Candy

Underpants Candy

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty [...]

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Demeter Fragrances

Demeter Fragrances

GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or bad, you decide. The Demeter Fragrances come in a variety of [...]

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The Hungry Games T-Shirt

The Hungry Games T-Shirt

Hunger is no game to me. But Mr. Santiago, the designer of The Hungry Games T-Shirt, is making a big mockingjay of the subject. From afar, “Hunger Games” fans would quickly identify you as part of the fan club. Though as they focus in on your t-shirt [...]

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Box of Laughter

Box of Laughter

Maybe money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a few laughs when you get the Box of Laughter. Humor is an art, and like every other art form out there, it’s highly subjective. Maybe your view of what’s funny is seen as lame lacking in certain areas. [...]

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Sock Sandals

Sock Sandals

Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha you’ll still see at least a dozen geeks walking around with socks and sandals this summer. Most of the time, [...]

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Farting Mug

Farting Mug

Some people say that a person’s mug says a lot about their personality. And we’re not talking about your face when we say “mug” either. For example, if you use the Putter Cup Golf Mug, then you’re probably a golfer who enjoys spending [...]

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