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Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha you’ll still see at least a dozen geeks walking around with socks and sandals this summer. Most of the time, it’s the white tube socks, [...]

Some people say that a person’s mug says a lot about their personality. And we’re not talking about your face when we say “mug” either. For example, if you use the Putter Cup Golf Mug, then you’re probably a golfer who enjoys spending Saturdays at the country club. If you [...]

I’m a huge fan of fart jokes. But actual stinky farts, I am not. If you’re a bit of a prankster and like your gags small and portable so you can carry them around, then you’ve got to own this Whoopie Cushion Keychain. Aside from being something fumy that you can have on you [...]

If you find yourself (or your assistant) behind on a whole lot of paperwork, then it might be a pretty good idea to get the Deal With This Stamp. Sure, it’s more on the novelty side because I don’t think you’d want any of the higher ups to see how you prioritize and deal [...]

Are you a pet lover living in a place where furry animals are not welcomed? That’s too bad, but you can still fill that empty void with a pillow that looks like a real dog. Introducing Albert, the French Bulldog Pillow. With the Albert pillow, your couch will look like one of those featured [...]

One thing pet owners love to do is dress their feline or doggy companions up. If you were one of the loving pet owners who got the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume for your best friend last Halloween, then you might want to look into the Holiday Hound – Dog Ties. Your pooch [...]

When straight vodka isn’t enough, most people turn to flavored vodka like Bakon Vodka or Blood Shot Vodka, but not you. You’re the type that needs to show everyone that you belong at the head of the table and you drink 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka. Sure it’s hot, it’s [...]

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you a buck or two to bite some candy off [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you quite a few flasks over the last several months. It could be because we enjoy a nice slip of our favorite alcoholic concoction on demand or it could be because we needed something to get us through the holidays and all those family reunions. Either way, flasks are cool looking [...]

You’ve heard the saying “Time flies when you are having fun” right? I bet you didn’t know that time really can fly. In your very own home, with this Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock. I guess this is one way to keep you from sleeping after the alarm goes off. This clock hangs from [...]

Some really spectacular lagers, a.k.a. Sapporo and Asahi, have come from the wondrous country of Japan. To hit international beer status, beer must meet all the proper criteria, including delivering just the right amount of foaminess. Japanese lagers produce truly glorious foam when poured from [...]

I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged in an equally [...]

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield your eyes from the bright glare of the sun [...]

Enough with all the emails and instant messages. There’s a reason why physical notes and letters mean a whole lot more, because they don’t disappear when you hit “delete” or when the power goes out. Now you might not be able to put a very long message on these Timbergrams, but [...]

It’s almost that time of the year again: graduation. It’s the day when all those sleepless nights of cramming and studying come to fruition. It also marks the end of one long phase in life and ushers you into the beginning of another. Get everyone into the mood at the grad party by handing [...]