Cannabis Energy Drink
Food

Cannabis Energy Drink

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying […]

Jesus Shaves Mug
Design

Jesus Shaves Mug

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not […]

Up Yours Umbrella
Style

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make […]

Smiling Teeth Purse
Style

Smiling Teeth Purse

Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, […]

Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband
Style

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the […]

Fist Can Koozie
Design

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have […]

Vinderpants Wine Underpants
Design

Vinderpants Wine Underpants

Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while keeping […]

Zombie Insurance Kit
Design

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you […]

Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone
Gadgets

Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

If you have a goth decorated home or just want something wacky for Halloween this year, check out this Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone. It’s fun and crazy and most importantly, functional. This novelty wired desk telephone has a crazy skull design and can be used […]

Light up LED Multicolor Rockstar Sunglasses
Style

LED Rockstar Sunglasses

Sunglasses already make certain people look like rockstars. But if you find that your sunglasses don’t really distinguish you from the crowd, take these LED Rockstar Sunglasses for a test drive. 21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses. Unlike other glasses of this style, we […]

Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone
Gadgets

Star Wars R2-D2 Phone

R2-D2 can do many things. He can pump out a hologram, fly with rockets, access imperial data by plugging into their system, hold death star plans and now he can serve as your telephone at home with this Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone. This is the […]

Soundless fabric accordion pillow
Design

Accordion Pillow

The Accordion Pillow doesn’t make any noise, but you can pretend to produce beautiful music anyway. Use it to add some style to furniture or take a quick nap. The soft fabric design allows it to stretch out like the real instrument, as shown below, […]

Forbidden Knowledge Book
Books

Forbidden Knowledge Book

Knowledge is power and the more you have the better you’ll be…especially when there is no one else around to guide you. The Forbidden Knowledge Book is packed with 101 things better left to only a few good men or women. Things like: How to […]

Flamingo Lamp
Design

Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny […]

Bite Me Steak Brand Gift Box Set
Food

Bite Me Steak Branding Iron

We’ve seen the BBQ Branding Iron that allows the grill master to personalize his/her steaks with pride. And now there’s another branding iron for chefs who are so confident that they’re willing to put imperative statements on their meats. Introducing the Bite Me Steak Branding Iron. […]

Snore Stopper
Toys

Snore Stopper

Is a night of peaceful slumber nothing more than a dream because the person sleeping next to you is busy sawing logs all night long? The Snore Stopper will let him (or her) know you mean business when it comes to getting a good night’s […]

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
Food

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible. Skittles? Edible. Therefore, Skittles are a more fun way to relive the decade.  You get tons of great candy to look at and then eat, […]