Tag: novelty
Snail Oil Beauty Soap

Snail Oil Soap

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, [...]

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Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra Book

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are done, don’t forget to [...]

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IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Greedy pigs have learned that stirring anger amongst birds means war. Greedy pigs are quickly learning that it’s wise not to anger chefs in the kitchen, either. When you stick your paper towel roll on the IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder, it serves as a [...]

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Zombie Hand Soap

Zombie Soap

Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean. As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s [...]

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Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just [...]

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Cannabis Energy Drink

Cannabis Energy Drink

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying high; [...]

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Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Shaves Mug

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not offend [...]

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Up Yours Umbrella

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars [...]

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Smiling Teeth Purse

Smiling Teeth Purse

Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, [...]

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Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the [...]

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Fist Can Koozie

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your [...]

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Vinderpants Wine Underpants

Vinderpants Wine Underpants

Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while [...]

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Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this [...]

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Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

If you have a goth decorated home or just want something wacky for Halloween this year, check out this Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone. It’s fun and crazy and most importantly, functional. This novelty wired desk telephone has a crazy skull design and can be used [...]

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Pregnant Woman Keychain - See The Fetus

Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is [...]

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