Tag: novelty
No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper

This No Tear Toilet Paper will aid you in carrying off the perfect prank. It’s mean sure, but it’s also really funny. Nothing beats a good bathroom prank. Your victim is at their most vulnerable and desperate in the bathroom after all. This No Tear Toilet Paper will frustrate them to no end. [...]

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Novelty-Doodie-Mug

Doodie Mug

GeekAlerts has shown you mugs with a Shark, Squirrel, Octopus and even a Jesus Face in them, but now you can really go for the shock factor with the Doodie Mug. We all know coffee has the ability to clean your system out, but what will the site of “Doodie” in your coffee mug do [...]

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Beer Awesomeness book

The Book of Beer Awesomeness

Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the knowledge you require to live the life of a true [...]

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caution toilet cone

Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone

Sometimes when others use the bathroom before you they can leave behind a nasty surprise. As in a foul odor. If this sounds like a situation that you encounter regularly, check out the Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone. It will provide fair warning for others to wait a while. Be nice and leave a warning [...]

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Redneck Wine Glass

Redneck Wine Glass

Everyone’s definition of classy is different. Different strokes for different folks. Some might prefer a regular wine glass, while others think that this Redneck Wine Glass is the epitomy of style. On the bottom, it’s a pretty standard wine glass, but on the top it’s a mason jar. You [...]

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bikestache

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any [...]

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Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

Make your morning egg out of this world with this Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup. It will stare at you with all three eyes until you eat it’s body. This fun alien themed and shaped egg cup is pretty cute. Let him invade your kitchen table. Eggs are just better when they are dressed up. [...]

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FINANCIAL CRISIS SURVIVAL KIT

Financial Crisis Survival Kit

Times are tough and money doesn’t exactly grow on trees these days, but the Financial Crisis Survival Kit can make sure you always have a little cash tucked away for a rainy day. Forget about banks. Most of them charge you for the honor of taking care of your money. Pay someone money to hold [...]

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Fake Science 101

Fake Science 101

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s what others are saying: For [...]

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50 Shades of Grey Poster

50 Shades of Grey Poster

First vampires and werewolves had their heyday in the “Twilight” series. Then it was time for kids killing kids in “The Hunger Games” trilogy. But now it’s the dawn of raunchiness for womankind with the latest bestselling novel phenom, “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. [...]

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Snail Oil Beauty Soap

Snail Oil Soap

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, and that extract has been mixed [...]

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Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra Book

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are done, don’t forget to wipe. This humorous book will teach [...]

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IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Greedy pigs have learned that stirring anger amongst birds means war. Greedy pigs are quickly learning that it’s wise not to anger chefs in the kitchen, either. When you stick your paper towel roll on the IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder, it serves as a good reminder to greedy pigs to [...]

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Zombie Hand Soap

Zombie Soap

Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean. As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s bleeding. This Soap is a vegetable-based [...]

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Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but you [...]

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