Tag: novelty
bikestache

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any [...]

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Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

Make your morning egg out of this world with this Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup. It will stare at you with all three eyes until you eat it’s body. This fun alien themed and shaped egg cup is pretty cute. Let him invade your kitchen table. Eggs are just better when they are dressed up. [...]

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FINANCIAL CRISIS SURVIVAL KIT

Financial Crisis Survival Kit

Times are tough and money doesn’t exactly grow on trees these days, but the Financial Crisis Survival Kit can make sure you always have a little cash tucked away for a rainy day. Forget about banks. Most of them charge you for the honor of taking care of your money. Pay someone money to hold [...]

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Fake Science 101

Fake Science 101

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s what others are saying: For [...]

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50 Shades of Grey Poster

50 Shades of Grey Poster

First vampires and werewolves had their heyday in the “Twilight” series. Then it was time for kids killing kids in “The Hunger Games” trilogy. But now it’s the dawn of raunchiness for womankind with the latest bestselling novel phenom, “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. [...]

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Snail Oil Beauty Soap

Snail Oil Soap

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, and that extract has been mixed [...]

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Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra Book

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are done, don’t forget to wipe. This humorous book will teach [...]

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IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

Greedy pigs have learned that stirring anger amongst birds means war. Greedy pigs are quickly learning that it’s wise not to anger chefs in the kitchen, either. When you stick your paper towel roll on the IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder, it serves as a good reminder to greedy pigs to [...]

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Zombie Hand Soap

Zombie Soap

Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean. As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s bleeding. This Soap is a vegetable-based [...]

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Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but you [...]

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Cannabis Energy Drink

Cannabis Energy Drink

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying high; whether that feeling comes from the [...]

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Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Shaves Mug

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not offend them. Well, if they can’t take [...]

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Up Yours Umbrella

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make light [...]

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Smiling Teeth Purse

Smiling Teeth Purse

Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, it’s also functional. You could [...]

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Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the bright side, the mullet tells the [...]

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Fist Can Koozie

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your hands [...]

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