While it hasn’t been officially announced as of yet, the United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker is a good start to the idea of Zombie hunting. The walking dead are going to be a big nuisance and every gun loving American should get to have […]
Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. […]
So you finally took the leap and are counting down to your big day when you tie the knot. This Wedding Countdown Timer will help you count the days until you are fitted with ball and chain. You can count down the hours, minutes and […]
Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politician’s record is, they can at least help you hold […]
By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets […]
This No Tear Toilet Paper will aid you in carrying off the perfect prank. It’s mean sure, but it’s also really funny. Nothing beats a good bathroom prank. Your victim is at their most vulnerable and desperate in the bathroom after all. This No Tear […]
GeekAlerts has shown you mugs with a Shark, Squirrel, Octopus and even a Jesus Face in them, but now you can really go for the shock factor with the Doodie Mug. We all know coffee has the ability to clean your system out, but what […]
Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the […]
Sometimes when others use the bathroom before you they can leave behind a nasty surprise. As in a foul odor. If this sounds like a situation that you encounter regularly, check out the Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone. It will provide fair warning for others […]
Everyone’s definition of classy is different. Different strokes for different folks. Some might prefer a regular wine glass, while others think that this Redneck Wine Glass is the epitomy of style. On the bottom, it’s a pretty standard wine glass, but on the top it’s […]
You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches […]
Make your morning egg out of this world with this Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup. It will stare at you with all three eyes until you eat it’s body. This fun alien themed and shaped egg cup is pretty cute. Let him invade your kitchen table. […]
Times are tough and money doesn’t exactly grow on trees these days, but the Financial Crisis Survival Kit can make sure you always have a little cash tucked away for a rainy day. Forget about banks. Most of them charge you for the honor of […]
Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take […]
First vampires and werewolves had their heyday in the “Twilight” series. Then it was time for kids killing kids in “The Hunger Games” trilogy. But now it’s the dawn of raunchiness for womankind with the latest bestselling novel phenom, “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. James. […]
Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear? Baby, we’re having escargot tonight! As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]
You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are […]
Greedy pigs have learned that stirring anger amongst birds means war. Greedy pigs are quickly learning that it’s wise not to anger chefs in the kitchen, either. When you stick your paper towel roll on the IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder, it serves as a good reminder to greedy pigs to clean […]
Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean. As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s bleeding. […]
You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home […]
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