Tag: novelty
Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this polypropylene mouthpiece may work wonders for you [...]

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Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels

Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels

Wine labels are boring so why not cover them up with something that will scare your guests? These Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels are fun and frightening. You get 16 labels (4 of each flavor) to cover your wine and freak out your guests. What? I’m drinking a Zombie virus? Rat poison? Imagine the [...]

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Tubtanic Novelty Bath plug

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

Have some bath time fun with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug. Not only will it plug your drain, it will also let you relive those cool scenes from the Titanic movie. You could even throw in some tiny figures and let them float on the wreckage if you want. Or some ice cubes for icebergs. [...]

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United States Zombie Hunting Permit

United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker

While it hasn’t been officially announced as of yet, the United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker is a good start to the idea of Zombie hunting. The walking dead are going to be a big nuisance and every gun loving American should get to have their chance to tag and bag a few of these [...]

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Inflatable Toupee

Inflatable Toupee

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. You might as well have a toupee that can be [...]

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Wedding Countdown Timer

Wedding Countdown Timer

So you finally took the leap and are counting down to your big day when you tie the knot. This Wedding Countdown Timer will help you count the days until you are fitted with ball and chain. You can count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. It measures 4″ wide [...]

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Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politicians record is, they can at least help you hold your golf ball in place and maybe you can smack [...]

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50 Shades of Gray Book

50 Shades of Gray Book

By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets a little more graphic on the cover. [...]

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No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper

This No Tear Toilet Paper will aid you in carrying off the perfect prank. It’s mean sure, but it’s also really funny. Nothing beats a good bathroom prank. Your victim is at their most vulnerable and desperate in the bathroom after all. This No Tear Toilet Paper will frustrate them to no end. [...]

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Novelty-Doodie-Mug

Doodie Mug

GeekAlerts has shown you mugs with a Shark, Squirrel, Octopus and even a Jesus Face in them, but now you can really go for the shock factor with the Doodie Mug. We all know coffee has the ability to clean your system out, but what will the site of “Doodie” in your coffee mug do [...]

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Beer Awesomeness book

The Book of Beer Awesomeness

Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the knowledge you require to live the life of a true [...]

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caution toilet cone

Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone

Sometimes when others use the bathroom before you they can leave behind a nasty surprise. As in a foul odor. If this sounds like a situation that you encounter regularly, check out the Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone. It will provide fair warning for others to wait a while. Be nice and leave a warning [...]

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Redneck Wine Glass

Redneck Wine Glass

Everyone’s definition of classy is different. Different strokes for different folks. Some might prefer a regular wine glass, while others think that this Redneck Wine Glass is the epitomy of style. On the bottom, it’s a pretty standard wine glass, but on the top it’s a mason jar. You [...]

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bikestache

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any [...]

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Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

Make your morning egg out of this world with this Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup. It will stare at you with all three eyes until you eat it’s body. This fun alien themed and shaped egg cup is pretty cute. Let him invade your kitchen table. Eggs are just better when they are dressed up. [...]

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FINANCIAL CRISIS SURVIVAL KIT

Financial Crisis Survival Kit

Times are tough and money doesn’t exactly grow on trees these days, but the Financial Crisis Survival Kit can make sure you always have a little cash tucked away for a rainy day. Forget about banks. Most of them charge you for the honor of taking care of your money. Pay someone money to hold [...]

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Fake Science 101

Fake Science 101

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s what others are saying: For [...]

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