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You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying high; whether that feeling comes from the [...]

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not offend them. Well, if they can’t take [...]

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make light [...]

Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, it’s also functional. You could [...]

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the bright side, the mullet tells the [...]

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your [...]

Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while keeping things casual. Vinderpants are [...]

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you know, give them a [...]

If you have a goth decorated home or just want something wacky for Halloween this year, check out this Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone. It’s fun and crazy and most importantly, functional. This novelty wired desk telephone has a crazy skull design and can be used as a telephone or just as a crazy [...]

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is the woman naked which is already a [...]

Sunglasses already make certain people look like rockstars. But if you find that your sunglasses don’t really distinguish you from the crowd, take these LED Rockstar Sunglasses for a test drive. 21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses. Unlike other glasses of this style, we added our lights on [...]

R2-D2 can do many things. He can pump out a hologram, fly with rockets, access imperial data by plugging into their system, hold death star plans and now he can serve as your telephone at home with this Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone. This is the coolest landline ever. The head moves and lights up [...]

The Accordion Pillow doesn’t make any noise, but you can pretend to produce beautiful music anyway. Use it to add some style to furniture or take a quick nap. The soft fabric design allows it to stretch out like the real instrument, as shown below, and you can squish it all together for safekeeping. [...]

Knowledge is power and the more you have the better you’ll be…especially when there is no one else around to guide you. The Forbidden Knowledge Book is packed with 101 things better left to only a few good men or women. Things like: How to become a porn star, How to beat a lie [...]