Tag: novelty
Campfire Cologne

Campfire Cologne

Many people like the idea of camping, but don’t exactly like going out in the wilderness to do it. Who wants to sleep with bugs everywhere? Well, now you can smell like a campfire any time you want with Campfire Cologne. It’s the next best thing to camping. This is a rugged and manly scent [...]

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Away Team Kit

Star Trek Away Team Kit

If you are a Captain planning your first away team mission, don’t sweat it. This Star Trek Away Team Kit has everything you need for the mission. You get a copy of the trade paperback Redshirts autographed by author John Scalzi, a Red Shirts card game, a Star Trek Acrylic Travel Cup, a red Star [...]

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Doctor-Who-TARDIS-Telephone

Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone

I don’t know why you might be interested in a phone that’s hidden away in a replica of a blue 1920’s phone box, but… hey! Wait a minute! That’s not an ordinary phone box; it’s the Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone, and that changes everything. It might not be bigger on the [...]

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Wheel Shape Table Phone with Light

Tire Table Phone with Light

Most of us don’t have landlines anymore, but if you are looking for one, check out this crazy Tire Table Phone with Light. You won’t even have to worry about getting a spare. It has a 14-Key pad with beautiful lighting when it’s in use as well as an old fashioned cord. Maybe you like [...]

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Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set

Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set

A popular childhood game is all grown up these days, with the Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set bringing an alcohol-filled twist to the classic board game. If you loved playing Snakes and Ladders as a kid but feel like you’re much too mature for something like that these days, the addition of shot [...]

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Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Do you love a little pain with your peanut butter? If so, the Instant Regret Peanut Butter has more than what it takes to have you crying ‘Uncle,’ as you transform an ordinary peanut butter and jelly sandwich into a vehicle of death and destruction. The Instant Regret Chocolate Bar totally [...]

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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit

If you are making a B Movie or just want to start a new fashion trend, try this awesomely geeky Bubble Wrap Suit. It’s great for all kinds of occasions. This bubble wrap space suit is made with real Bubble Wrap and since one size fits most adults, you won’t have any trouble fitting into [...]

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Bubble Wrap Tie

Bubble Wrap Tie

No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It’s a great way to cure your boredom. And now, with this Bubble Wrap Tie, you can get all of the joy of popping bubbles right from your own neck. Make your office attire fun and wacky while it helps you pass some time. These [...]

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He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater should get the job done. While [...]

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Mayan Countdown Clock

Mayan Countdown Clock

Forget about Christmas because this December brings something extra special – the end of the world!!! The Mayan Countdown Clock will help you keep track of our impending doom by counting down to the final seconds of life as we currently know it. The clock features an image of a traditional Mayan [...]

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How To Swear Around The World phrasebook

How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook

If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words…Just because you’re not at your house, that doesn’t mean you should now start acting all civilized and like you give a damn The How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook makes for [...]

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Lollyphile

Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops

If you’re looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops could be the answer you’re looking for. These innocent-looking lollipops are more than meet the eye. Forget about grape and cherry because these [...]

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Karakuri Neck Charm

Karakuri Neck Charm

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty item or something that really works is [...]

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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and become the candy cane you’ll never get sick of. [...]

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Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

The best way to scare off your hypochondriac friends is to introduce them to a slimy, gooey specimen of a flesh-eating disease or perhaps some anthrax. You can’t go wrong when you choose from this collection of Giant Microbes Primordial Putties. Most of us know that microbes are not visible to the [...]

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