Tag: novelty
Lollyphile

Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops

If you’re looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops could be the answer you’re looking for. These innocent-looking lollipops are more than meet the eye. Forget about grape and cherry because these [...]

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Karakuri Neck Charm

Karakuri Neck Charm

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty item or something that really works is [...]

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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and become the candy cane you’ll never get sick of. [...]

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Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

The best way to scare off your hypochondriac friends is to introduce them to a slimy, gooey specimen of a flesh-eating disease or perhaps some anthrax. You can’t go wrong when you choose from this collection of Giant Microbes Primordial Putties. Most of us know that microbes are not visible to the [...]

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Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow

Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned by everyone else up and down your street. [...]

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26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python

GeekAlerts isn’t a stranger to big things, especially when it comes to gummy candy. We’ve shown you the Giant Party Gummy Bears and even the World’s Largest Gummy Worm, but those pale in comparison to the size and length of 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python. Believe me, all the best parties [...]

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Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack

12 Pack Beer Can Holster

When a Single Beer Holster, Six Pack Beer Belt and Wine Rack Flask-Bra won’t do, try on the 12 Pack Beer Can Holster…It can hold 12 standard sized cans, so it doesn’t have to be beer…but, come on! Carry your twelve-pack like proud papa displaying his pride and joy for all to see. [...]

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What Happened Bandages

What Happened? Bandages

It would be nice if bandages were more descriptive and actually told people how you got hurt, instead of just covering your wound. Well, What Happened? Bandages will let everyone know just what happened. Apply each one to the appropriate wound. Did you get hurt jousting? In a Dance off? Was it Ninjas? Let [...]

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Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

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Skeleton with Tombstone Novelty Light Set

Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set

Scare the bones off of trick or treaters this year with this frightening Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set. Ghosts are scary. Especially skeleton ghosts that light up. You get a 10 light string set that features ghosts and Tombstones, LED color changing bulbs and 1 spare fuse. It’s the perfect [...]

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Really Huge Pen

Really Huge Pen

You can’t judge a letter by the size of the pen that it was written with, but that shouldn’t stop you from finding the biggest pen possible and scribbling away. This Really Huge Pen should do the trick. Got a big idea? A massive story? You need a big pen. This pen is 11-inches long [...]

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Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this polypropylene mouthpiece may work wonders for you [...]

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Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels

Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels

Wine labels are boring so why not cover them up with something that will scare your guests? These Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels are fun and frightening. You get 16 labels (4 of each flavor) to cover your wine and freak out your guests. What? I’m drinking a Zombie virus? Rat poison? Imagine the [...]

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Tubtanic Novelty Bath plug

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

Have some bath time fun with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug. Not only will it plug your drain, it will also let you relive those cool scenes from the Titanic movie. You could even throw in some tiny figures and let them float on the wreckage if you want. Or some ice cubes for icebergs. [...]

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United States Zombie Hunting Permit

United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker

While it hasn’t been officially announced as of yet, the United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker is a good start to the idea of Zombie hunting. The walking dead are going to be a big nuisance and every gun loving American should get to have their chance to tag and bag a few of these [...]

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Inflatable Toupee

Inflatable Toupee

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. You might as well have a toupee that can be [...]

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Wedding Countdown Timer

Wedding Countdown Timer

So you finally took the leap and are counting down to your big day when you tie the knot. This Wedding Countdown Timer will help you count the days until you are fitted with ball and chain. You can count down the hours, minutes and seconds with this desktop countdown clock. It measures 4″ wide [...]

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Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politicians record is, they can at least help you hold your golf ball in place and maybe you can smack [...]

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50 Shades of Gray Book

50 Shades of Gray Book

By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets a little more graphic on the cover. [...]

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No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper

This No Tear Toilet Paper will aid you in carrying off the perfect prank. It’s mean sure, but it’s also really funny. Nothing beats a good bathroom prank. Your victim is at their most vulnerable and desperate in the bathroom after all. This No Tear Toilet Paper will frustrate them to no end. [...]

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