Tag: novelty
Bubble Wrap Tie

Bubble Wrap Tie

No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It’s a great way to cure your boredom. And now, with this Bubble Wrap Tie, you can get all of the joy of popping bubbles right from your own neck. Make your office attire fun and wacky while it helps you pass some time. These [...]

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He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater should get the job done. While [...]

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Mayan Countdown Clock

Mayan Countdown Clock

Forget about Christmas because this December brings something extra special – the end of the world!!! The Mayan Countdown Clock will help you keep track of our impending doom by counting down to the final seconds of life as we currently know it. The clock features an image of a traditional Mayan [...]

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How To Swear Around The World phrasebook

How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook

If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words…Just because you’re not at your house, that doesn’t mean you should now start acting all civilized and like you give a damn The How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook makes for [...]

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Lollyphile

Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops

If you’re looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops could be the answer you’re looking for. These innocent-looking lollipops are more than meet the eye. Forget about grape and cherry because these [...]

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Karakuri Neck Charm

Karakuri Neck Charm

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty item or something that really works is [...]

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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and become the candy cane you’ll never get sick of. [...]

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Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

The best way to scare off your hypochondriac friends is to introduce them to a slimy, gooey specimen of a flesh-eating disease or perhaps some anthrax. You can’t go wrong when you choose from this collection of Giant Microbes Primordial Putties. Most of us know that microbes are not visible to the [...]

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Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned by everyone else up and down your street. [...]

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26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python

GeekAlerts isn’t a stranger to big things, especially when it comes to gummy candy. We’ve shown you the Giant Party Gummy Bears and even the World’s Largest Gummy Worm, but those pale in comparison to the size and length of 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python. Believe me, all the best parties [...]

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Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack

12 Pack Beer Can Holster

When a Single Beer Holster, Six Pack Beer Belt and Wine Rack Flask-Bra won’t do, try on the 12 Pack Beer Can Holster…It can hold 12 standard sized cans, so it doesn’t have to be beer…but, come on! Carry your twelve-pack like proud papa displaying his pride and joy for all to see. [...]

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What Happened Bandages

What Happened? Bandages

It would be nice if bandages were more descriptive and actually told people how you got hurt, instead of just covering your wound. Well, What Happened? Bandages will let everyone know just what happened. Apply each one to the appropriate wound. Did you get hurt jousting? In a Dance off? Was it Ninjas? Let [...]

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Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

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Skeleton with Tombstone Novelty Light Set

Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set

Scare the bones off of trick or treaters this year with this frightening Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set. Ghosts are scary. Especially skeleton ghosts that light up. You get a 10 light string set that features ghosts and Tombstones, LED color changing bulbs and 1 spare fuse. It’s the perfect [...]

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Really Huge Pen

You can’t judge a letter by the size of the pen that it was written with, but that shouldn’t stop you from finding the biggest pen possible and scribbling away. This Really Huge Pen should do the trick. Got a big idea? A massive story? You need a big pen. This pen is 11-inches long [...]

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