Tag: novelty
Fortune Telling Bacon

Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to get your reading. There are [...]

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Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the egg shaper makes it a breeze to add some [...]

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Toilet-Shaped-Home-Telephone

Toilet Shaped Home Telephone

Do you have a potty mouth? Want to spout some toilet humor? Then, just pick up this Toilet Shaped Home Telephone and gab away. This toilet shaped wired table telephone would make a great novelty gift. Your friends will be very surprised to receive it. It will also look good in your home and in [...]

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Cell Lock-Up

Cell Lock-Up

Stop in the name of the law!!! You’re under arrest for the crime of inciting unproductive behavior. A little time in the Cell Lock-Up will help you resist the siren call of Twitter, Facebook, and all those other dastardly time-sucks. It’s okay because I understand. We’ve all taken a [...]

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smash-mute-button

Smash Mute TV Mute Button

It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary of relaxation and entertainment. If a [...]

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You Star Naughty Novel

Personalized Naughty Novel

The ladies love their erotic fiction, getting all hot under the collar as they imagine themselves in the arms of Christian Grey from “50 Shades of Grey,” but what if you could be the object of that desire? With a Personalized Naughty Novel, you can be the suave, brooding, always-in-control [...]

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Nifty-Shades-of-Play

Nifty Shades of Play

So now that you’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s about time you take action. The novelty Nifty Shades of Play is for adults looking to enjoy a little something extra this Valentine’s Day. The book includes 50 pages of “down and dirty” games and a bunch of other adult [...]

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iPaperPad

iPaperPad – An iPad Shaped Paper Pad

Give your low-tech ‘gadget’ a hi-tech look with the iPaperPad, a hilarious spin on the popular iPad. There are some definite perks with this version of the tablet because it doesn’t require batteries, you don’t need a USB to charge it, and you don’t have to bother with either [...]

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Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth

Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear

Think you’re too old for teddy bears? Think again because the Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth isn’t your average teddy. As a matter of fact, this foul-mouthed furry imp is almost exactly like the fun-loving bear in the movie… except this Ted won’t do [...]

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Rogue-VooDoo-Doughnut-Chocolate,-Peanut-Butter-And-Banana-Ale

Rogue VooDoo Doughnut Chocolate, Banana & Peanut Butter Ale

If you ever want to drink something really odd while honoring Elvis Presley at the same time, Rogue VooDoo Doughnut Chocolate, Banana & Peanut Butter Ale is the alcoholic beverage you’re craving… even if there’s no way you’ll be able to say that whole name after having a drink [...]

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Campfire Cologne

Campfire Cologne

Many people like the idea of camping, but don’t exactly like going out in the wilderness to do it. Who wants to sleep with bugs everywhere? Well, now you can smell like a campfire any time you want with Campfire Cologne. It’s the next best thing to camping. This is a rugged and manly scent [...]

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Away Team Kit

Star Trek Away Team Kit

If you are a Captain planning your first away team mission, don’t sweat it. This Star Trek Away Team Kit has everything you need for the mission. You get a copy of the trade paperback Redshirts autographed by author John Scalzi, a Red Shirts card game, a Star Trek Acrylic Travel Cup, a red Star [...]

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Doctor-Who-TARDIS-Telephone

Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone

I don’t know why you might be interested in a phone that’s hidden away in a replica of a blue 1920’s phone box, but… hey! Wait a minute! That’s not an ordinary phone box; it’s the Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone, and that changes everything. It might not be bigger on the [...]

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Wheel Shape Table Phone with Light

Tire Table Phone with Light

Most of us don’t have landlines anymore, but if you are looking for one, check out this crazy Tire Table Phone with Light. You won’t even have to worry about getting a spare. It has a 14-Key pad with beautiful lighting when it’s in use as well as an old fashioned cord. Maybe you like [...]

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Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set

Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set

A popular childhood game is all grown up these days, with the Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set bringing an alcohol-filled twist to the classic board game. If you loved playing Snakes and Ladders as a kid but feel like you’re much too mature for something like that these days, the addition of shot [...]

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Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Do you love a little pain with your peanut butter? If so, the Instant Regret Peanut Butter has more than what it takes to have you crying ‘Uncle,’ as you transform an ordinary peanut butter and jelly sandwich into a vehicle of death and destruction. The Instant Regret Chocolate Bar totally [...]

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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit

If you are making a B Movie or just want to start a new fashion trend, try this awesomely geeky Bubble Wrap Suit. It’s great for all kinds of occasions. This bubble wrap space suit is made with real Bubble Wrap and since one size fits most adults, you won’t have any trouble fitting into [...]

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Bubble Wrap Tie

Bubble Wrap Tie

No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It’s a great way to cure your boredom. And now, with this Bubble Wrap Tie, you can get all of the joy of popping bubbles right from your own neck. Make your office attire fun and wacky while it helps you pass some time. These [...]

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He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater should get the job done. While [...]

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Mayan Countdown Clock

Mayan Countdown Clock

Forget about Christmas because this December brings something extra special – the end of the world!!! The Mayan Countdown Clock will help you keep track of our impending doom by counting down to the final seconds of life as we currently know it. The clock features an image of a traditional Mayan [...]

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