GeekAlerts has you some pretty neat flasks. You have the Three Wise Men Flask, which is perfect for those nights when you can’t decide on just one drink. Then there is the Notebook Flask that is great for those long nights spent at the library […]
Everyone loves tacos, so it only makes sense to carry one around with at all times. The Yummy Pockets Taco Purse is designed to look like something you’d pick up at your local Mexican shop, but it actually serves as handy carryall for your money, […]
Do you have a believer in your family, someone that swears by little green men and that the government is covering everything up? If you remember the X Files, then you remember agent Fox Mulder. Like him, many people believe in the Roswell site crash, […]
We talk a lot about zombie infestations and the possibility of a breakout happening at any point, but what do we really do about it? Have you read the Zombie Survival Guide Book? If not, then you better read So Now You’re a Zombie because […]
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s water rings on the table, especially on the glass ones. It’s of my biggest pet peeves! How hard can it be to just get a coaster and put it on the table before putting your glass down? Lately, […]
I can name a lot of people who deserve a huge lump of coal in their stockings. But that’s all Santa’s department and none of my business. Lately, he’s been having a hard time finding enough real coal to give out to all the naughty ones, since […]
These are the candles that you should light up when you literally feel like exploding. The Kaboom Candles are bomb-shaped black candles with the word “Kaboom” printed all across it boldly in white. Light one up (but definitely don’t throw it at the person you […]
Want to be as powerful as a liger? You’re going to need to get some sleep with the help of the Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask. Tomorrow, there’s glassfuls of raw eggs to waiting for you. Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask Polyester mask is 7”x3.25” Elastic straps. One size […]
Are you looking to add a little more bacon into your life? You could buy one of the many bacon products GeekAlerts has already shown you, or you could even go old school and eat a ton of that warm greasy goodness; but I think […]
Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser? This won’t be the first time that you’ll see some delectable treats coming from a not-so-delectable manner if you’ve already seen the Pooping Bull […]
My nephew used to love swimming in the ocean, but after he saw Jaws, he began to insist that we just go for a dip in the pool instead whenever we would drive to the beach. My sister had tried several ways and means to […]
Since a lot of us want our babies to become meat heads and have a successful career in ultimate fighting, it’s never too early to get them pumping iron right out of the womb with the Buff Baby Rattle. Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin’ body-builder. […]
This is probably the nth mustache-related item that I’ve seen in the past two months. The Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume Set was definitely a sight to behold, as was it’s female counterpart, the Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls. However, if none of those mustaches tickled your fancy, […]
Christmas time is upon us and that means it’s time to pull out the tree, the lights, and everything related to the infamous leg lamp in A Christmas Story, including the Christmas Story Leg Lamp Mug. There are thousands of holiday traditions out there but […]
My dad loves golf because it’s one of those relaxing games that helps him take his mind off things. He hasn’t been out to the greens for a while now because of his arthritis, so I thought a clever gift to get him this Christmas […]
With the Whole World in a Can Inflatable Globe, you can literally hold the entire world in your hands–but of course, you’ve got to inflate it first. In a culture where everyone wants everything almost instantly, it can’t get any more instant than this. Aside […]
Back when I wasn’t as into instant messaging and chatting, (or rather, back when I was still more of a noob), I always used to find it puzzling whenever I saw or heard people use “lol” or “rofl” or “lmao.” They definitely don’t make any […]
If you paid attention to your science classes back when you were still in school, then you will understand quite easily how the Potato Clock works. There’s no need for any batteries or electricity to power up the simple digital clock that comes with the […]
The wristwatch that was made with math geeks, math wizards, and math whizzes in mind is now here: the Equation Watch. The entire watch is criss-crossed with grids so it’ll look like you’ve got some sort of graphing paper on your wrist. But the best […]
The weather’s starting to get chilly, and the Christmas spirit is slowly creeping its way into the hearts and minds of everyone. If you’re the type who clocks in long hours of overtime at the office or spend most of your days running around busy, […]
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