Tag: novelty
100 Kisses Tickets

100 Kisses Tickets

Long distance relationships are the worst. In my opinion, I think it’s already hard enough to make a relationship work, even when both parties are living just a few miles apart from each other (or zero miles, if you happen to have already moved in with your significant other.) So keep the sparks [...]

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Money Fragrance

Money Fragrance

Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more comfortable. We can’t all be rich because that would throw off the balance of the [...]

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Ampersand Marquee Light

Ampersand Marquee Light

A few years ago, GeekAlerts featured the @ Lamp which adds so much flair to a plain wall. But wouldn’t it look even more awesome hung up next to its fellow curly-swirly keyboard mate, the Ampersand Marquee Light? Ampersand Marquee Light Marquee fixtures reminiscent of theatres past Ampersand [...]

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The tub mug

Tub Mug

Have you ever wanted to have a drink while relaxing in your bathtub, or even when you’re in your shower? Sometimes, your thirst can wait, but for those times when it can’t, there’s the Tub Mug. You never know when you might need a quick sip of something more than just shower water. [...]

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Doody Head Game

Doody Head Game

If you’re up for a crappy game, then I suggest you get the Doody Head Game. I don’t mean it in the figurative sense, but in the sort of literal way because there’s actual doody involved in the game, although not the real ones. So how does one play the Doody Head Game? Included in [...]

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Screaming Panic Button

Screaming Panic Button

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a loud noise (only it’s a scream and not [...]

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is so tough that she could probably crush a nutshell with her fist. But instead, she’d rather crush tough GOP nuts with her personal nutcracker. Introducing the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, featuring upper thighs made of stainless steel. Hillary Clinton [...]

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Champagne Cork Table and Chair

Champagne Cork Stool

I have yet to meet a person who dislikes champagne. It’s such a special drink that you cannot even call it ‘champagne’ unless it has been produced within the lands of Champagne, France. Snooty, snooty! In addition to its sparkly appearance and good taste, we love it for being [...]

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Denture Bottle Opener

Denture Bottle Opener

Keep this Denture Bottle Opener away from people with real dentures because they’ll probably end up with a not-so-pleasant surprise in their mouths if you don’t. It’s kind of like the Switch Pop Bottle Opener in the sense that it’s a bottle opener designed and disguised to look [...]

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Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser

Retro Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser

Serve up your drinks playfully using the Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser. Sure, it might look like an old gasoline pump. Even the drinks you’ve poured into it for dispensing might look like gas. But we all know that the people at the party won’t be chugging down anything that will potentially [...]

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Honest Boy Sharpener

Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener

We all know the story of Pinocchio. The wooden boy whose nose grows when he lies. He lied a lot and his nose grew and grew. I guess it’s payback time with this Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener. Now you can shorten his nose every time you need your pencil sharpened. I guess that means he [...]

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Neko Cat Paw Mouse

Neko Cat Paw Mouse

If you’re someone who’s into cats, furry stuff, generally adorable computer accessories, or anything with a paw print, then I’m pretty sure you’re going to love the Neko Cat Paw Mouse. This mouse has all of the things mentioned above and it’s a fully functional mouse with USB cable. If [...]

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World's Largest Coffee Cup

World’s Largest Coffee Cup

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? Unless, of course, it’s for sharing. But for obvious reasons, [...]

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Insta Kilt Towel

Red Insta Kilt Towel

Want an instant kilt, so you can be like Sean Connery or Rowdy Roddy Piper? You got it. The Red Insta Kilt Towel is both a towel and a kilt. How can you possibly go wrong? Look at how tough and rugged that guy in the image looks. Let’s face it, the kilt is the [...]

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Squirrel Coffee Cup

Squirrel Coffee Cup

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You never know until you actually give it a try, right? [...]

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Bar Tools

Bar Tools

The Bar Tools bring you the best of two worlds: bars and tools. Each of these stainless steel tools double as something that you could also use at the bar. For example, the hammer isn’t just a hammer–it actually doubles as a bottle opener. And the screwdriver is no normal driver either, [...]

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Hot Shot Camera Ring

Hot Shot Camera Ring

Now that everybody has their own digital camera, old cameras are sort of becoming ancient artifacts. Back when cameras weren’t phones, they were really beautiful, sought-after, well cared for pieces equipment. Now that there’s this Hot Shot Camera Ring, those who still believe in the [...]

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Ear Guards

Novelty Ear Guards

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money to put it into production.) And even [...]

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Toast Air Freshener

Toast Air Freshener

I love the smell of fresh toast in the mornings. It just reminds me of those morning where I used to just grab one on the go out of the toaster because I was already late for school. Things haven’t really changed, except now I’m rushing out the door with a piece of toast in [...]

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Budweiser USB Drive with Actual Beer

Budweiser USB Drive with Actual Beer

Flash drives just keep getting weirder and weirder–and maybe more creative? I mean, you’ve got the 8 GB Cork USB Drive that looks like a cork, the Jewel Gun USB Flash Drive, and the McDonald’s French Fries Design USB Flash Drive. Some of these USB drives were really made with a lot of [...]

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