Absinthe Soap
Design

Absinthe Soap

January 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

There’s a lot of hype about the serious green drink from Europe known as absinthe. Some people shy away from it for its reputation of being potent and deadly. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t still enjoy absinthe in the form of gumballs or wash their hands with Absinthe […]

Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend
Toys

Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend

January 20, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

So you’ve had some pretty tough luck in the dating world, but still won’t allow yourself to be dateless on Valentine’s Day. Why not Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend and let him be your date? Knit Your Own Boyfriend Make the boyfriend of your dreams! Create the perfect […]

100 Kisses Tickets
Design

100 Kisses Tickets

January 18, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Long distance relationships are the worst. In my opinion, I think it’s already hard enough to make a relationship work, even when both parties are living just a few miles apart from each other (or zero miles, if you happen to have already moved in […]

Money Fragrance
Style

Money Fragrance

January 17, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more comfortable. We can’t all be rich because that […]

Ampersand Marquee Light
Design

Ampersand Marquee Light

January 16, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

A few years ago, GeekAlerts featured the @ Lamp which adds so much flair to a plain wall. But wouldn’t it look even more awesome hung up next to its fellow curly-swirly keyboard mate, the Ampersand Marquee Light? Ampersand Marquee Light Marquee fixtures reminiscent of theatres past Ampersand […]

The tub mug
Design

Tub Mug

January 16, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

Have you ever wanted to have a drink while relaxing in your bathtub, or even when you’re in your shower? Sometimes, your thirst can wait, but for those times when it can’t, there’s the Tub Mug. You never know when you might need a quick […]

Doody Head Game
Toys

Doody Head Game

January 15, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you’re up for a crappy game, then I suggest you get the Doody Head Game. I don’t mean it in the figurative sense, but in the sort of literal way because there’s actual doody involved in the game, although not the real ones. So […]

Screaming Panic Button
Toys

Screaming Panic Button

January 14, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a […]

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Design

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

January 14, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is so tough that she could probably crush a nutshell with her fist. But instead, she’d rather crush tough GOP nuts with her personal nutcracker. Introducing the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, featuring upper thighs made of stainless steel. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Features […]

Champagne Cork Stool
Design

Champagne Cork Stool

January 13, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

I have yet to meet a person who dislikes champagne. It’s such a special drink that you cannot even call it ‘champagne’ unless it has been produced within the lands of Champagne, France. Snooty, snooty! In addition to its sparkly appearance and good taste, we love it for being the highlight of joyous […]

Denture Bottle Opener
Design

Denture Bottle Opener

January 13, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Keep this Denture Bottle Opener away from people with real dentures because they’ll probably end up with a not-so-pleasant surprise in their mouths if you don’t. It’s kind of like the Switch Pop Bottle Opener in the sense that it’s a bottle opener designed and […]

Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser
Food

Retro Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser

January 11, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Serve up your drinks playfully using the Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser. Sure, it might look like an old gasoline pump. Even the drinks you’ve poured into it for dispensing might look like gas. But we all know that the people at the party won’t […]

Honest Boy Sharpener
Design

Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener

January 10, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

We all know the story of Pinocchio. The wooden boy whose nose grows when he lies. He lied a lot and his nose grew and grew. I guess it’s payback time with this Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener. Now you can shorten his nose every time […]

Neko Cat Paw Mouse
Gadgets

Neko Cat Paw Mouse

January 9, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you’re someone who’s into cats, furry stuff, generally adorable computer accessories, or anything with a paw print, then I’m pretty sure you’re going to love the Neko Cat Paw Mouse. This mouse has all of the things mentioned above and it’s a fully functional […]

World's Largest Coffee Cup
Design

World’s Largest Coffee Cup

January 9, 2012 Hazel Chua 2

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? […]

Insta Kilt Towel
Style

Red Insta Kilt Towel

January 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 3

Want an instant kilt, so you can be like Sean Connery or Rowdy Roddy Piper? You got it. The Red Insta Kilt Towel is both a towel and a kilt. How can you possibly go wrong? Look at how tough and rugged that guy in […]

Squirrel Coffee Cup
Design

Squirrel Coffee Cup

January 8, 2012 Hazel Chua 2

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You […]

Bar Tools
Design

Bar Tools

January 8, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

The Bar Tools bring you the best of two worlds: bars and tools. Each of these stainless steel tools double as something that you could also use at the bar. For example, the hammer isn’t just a hammer–it actually doubles as a bottle opener. And […]

Hot Shot Camera Ring
Style

Hot Shot Camera Ring

January 8, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Now that everybody has their own digital camera, old cameras are sort of becoming ancient artifacts. Back when cameras weren’t phones, they were really beautiful, sought-after, well cared for pieces equipment. Now that there’s this Hot Shot Camera Ring, those who still believe in the integrity of film can […]

Ear Guards
Design

Novelty Ear Guards

January 6, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money […]