Tag: novelty
Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

What you look like on the outside doesn’t necessarily reflect who you are on the inside. But something you could have wear on the outside could also show what you’ve got on the inside–like the Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm. Remember when Angelina used to carry around Billy Bob’s blood in a vile? [...]

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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser [...]

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Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece. But what about those laugh lines (or frown lines, if you did more scowling that laughing)? Worry not, because the Kogao! Smile Lines Face Beltis here to ease [...]

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Scalp Squid Head Massager

Scalp Squid Head Massager

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time for some release. The Scalp Squid Head Massager lets you [...]

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Raw Chicken Lollipop

Raw Chicken Lollipop

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some [...]

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I Am Not A Doormat

I Am Not A Doormat

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can’t really say outright. Others use pictures and post them on social networks to make a statement. Now in a similar fashion, you can do the same with the I Am Not a Doormat doormat. It might sound like the doormat [...]

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Outhouse Salt and Pepper Shakers

Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers

Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They’re even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you have no choice but to use them, but that’s another story. But Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers are pretty darn funny. Outhouse Shaped Salt & [...]

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Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most people will be none the wiser. That is of course, [...]

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Office Speak Rotating Stamp

Office Speak Rotating Stamp

At the office, there is proper vernacular to use to effectively get your point across. And when communicating in ink, you want to cut to the chase and choose the right words. One method that works extremely well is to stamp papers with the Like/Dislike Stamp Set. For more complicated situations, [...]

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Vampire Bottle Opener

Vampire Bottle Opener

If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one definitely takes the cake when it comes to [...]

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Gold Standard Noteblock

Gold Bar Notepad

You really can’t go wrong with gold. Adding an ounce or two of cha-ching to your workspace helps channel vibes of success and fortune. Right off the bat, your day starts off fresh after the Gold Bar Doorstop blinds you on the way in. Then once you work your way to your desk, it’s [...]

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Tattoo Sleeves

Tattoo Sleeves Arm Warmers

Some people associate street cred with tattoos. I admit, there were several instances in my life where I was tempted to get inked myself, but I always chickened out at the last minute. Now these Tattoo Sleeves Arm Warmers might not give you the credibility or tough guy (or girl) reputation that you might [...]

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The Perfect Date Package

The Perfect Date Package

Valentine’s Day is coming. It’s the one day of the year that single feel the most pressure when it comes to their relationship status. Most people don’t really do anything about their singlehood (because we all know it’s a whole lot worse to be with the wrong partner, just for the sake [...]

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Love Energy Potion

Love Energy Potion

February 14 is fast approaching, and we all know what that means. For the couples, it’s a day of romance and love to look forward to. But for the singles, it’s a day to remain upbeat and positive, lest someone mistake the dip in energy as something attributable to singlehood. But there’s one thing [...]

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Go Away Doormat

Go Away Doormat

Tired of solicitors ringing your doorbell at random hours of the day? Wary of friends or relatives who crash your place every chance they get? Then let your doormat say the words that you’ve been dying to say but just haven’t gotten to yet with the Go Away Doormat. Most doormats out there are [...]

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Red Tuxedo Morphsuit

Red Tuxedo Morphsuit

If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip on the no-hassle Red Tuxedo Morphsuit? I was recently lucky enough to go to a dressy party, and observed that the men who attracted the most attention were the ones wearing red shirts or jackets. [...]

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