Tag: novelty
Banana Holder

Banana Holder

Sometimes you’re just in the mood to have a banana, but what if your only mode of transportation is a bicycle. Have you ever tried eating a banana on a bicycle? Okay, honestly it’s not that hard, but the Banana Holder provides a way to hold the banana for [...]

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Slap It Light

Slap It Light

So… you like to slap butts, but it’s not like you can walk around and give in to that urge whenever you feel like it, unless of course you don’t mind spending a little time behind bars. The Slap It Light lets you enjoy your fascination with the [...]

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Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks

Everybody loves a good prank as long as it is played on someone else. This Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks book will tell you all about the glorious history of pranking. It will teach you how to prank safely and still keep it all fun. If [...]

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Bacon Magic Disposable Camera

This Bacon Magic Disposable Camera will infuse your love of bacon into every shot you take. Bacon makes everything better right? And that includes photos. The awesome Bacon Magic Disposable Camera adds Bacon phrases and graphics to all your photos. Just take your [...]

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Bloodpool Pillow

Horror movie fans and practical jokers will appreciate this Bloodpool Pillow. Designed to resemble a pool of blood, this plush pillow will be good for a few laughs…or screams. The Bloodpool Pillow is made from 100% polyester velvet with styro-bead and measures 17 [...]

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Wasabi Candy Canes

Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of [...]

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Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most [...]

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Vampire Hunter Kit

You never know when you are going to run into some supernatural adversaries, especially vampires. Those guys are crazy. They will suck the blood right out of you…But not if you have this Vampire Hunter Kit. Be prepared. Don’t be dinner! This leather pouch [...]

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Canned Dragon Meat

It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler [...]

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Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses

We’ve all been there. The work-week is on the downhill slide, you’ve just had a big lunch, and you can feel your eyelids slowly gaining weight as sleep beckons. The Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses will use your own body to make sure you stay awake. According to the [...]

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NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device

Wouldn’t it be great to listen in on everyone’s closely-guarded secrets? The NSA has taught us that personal boundaries and respecting privacy is an out-dated way of thinking; so follow their example with the NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device and get [...]

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Sexcereal

Sexcereal is the world’s first gender based breakfast cereal. Each pack contains a blend of all natural GMO-free ingredients to fuel you. And you can choose from one engineered for women and one for men. These sexcereals contain everything from goji berries and chia [...]

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Stan Lee Cologne

What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne. What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters that make a ton of [...]

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Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book

Zombies may be dead. Or undead. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t have emotions. In fact they write some pretty good poetry. And you can read it in this Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book. This poetry book is done in the style of the [...]

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Polar Bear Coat

Forget Polar Bear rugs. Get yourself a Polar Bear Coat and keep warm, while looking ferocious like a bear. A Polar Bear that is. This totally awesome Polar Bear Coat by Ripple Junction makes you look like an intimidating polar bear as you walk down the street. No one [...]

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