Design

Upside Down Wine Glass

February 4, 2016 Marty Shaw 1

Why turn a frown upside down when you can turn your wine upside down with the Upside Down Wine Glass? Designed to initially look like a regular wine glass, the true nature of this distinctive drinkware becomes apparent when you use it. What is usually […]

Canned Yeti Meat
Toys

Canned Yeti Meat

November 9, 2015 Conner Flynn 0

Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned Yeti Meat. Just kidding, it’s not real meat, but a fun what if. It includes a plush dismembered yeti foot in a spam-type can. It […]

Style

Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt

February 17, 2015 Marty Shaw 0

The Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt reminds me of a favorite Jurassic Park quote – they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. If you can name every film Jeff Goldblum has been in, this […]

Design

Boba Keiko Statue

January 5, 2015 Marty Shaw 0

The Boba Keiko Statue is the Star Wars/Mickey Mouse/Angry Birds/Naked Girl mash-up you never knew you always wanted… or something like that. There is nothing wrong with your screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. You are really looking at a mostly naked girl […]

Toys

Inflatable Brick Cellphone

December 19, 2014 Marty Shaw 1

Bring back the 80s with the Inflatable Brick Cellphone and relive the ‘good old days,’ when losing track of your cellphone was almost impossible. Phones have come a long way over the years, with the phones of today being barely bigger than a credit card. […]

Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Gift Wrap
Design

Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Gift Wrap

December 1, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

Meat. It’s delicious. It should be a part of every celebration. Now it can be thanks to this fun Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Gift Wrap. This wrapping paper is yummy. Imagine tearing into delicious images of meat as you try to unwrap your gift. This […]

Design

Santaur Ornament

November 25, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Who needs reindeer to pull a sleigh when you’re part horse? Who needs to try to be unique with their Christmas decorations when you have the Santaur Ornament? Trust me. If you have this eye-catching, 6-inch-tall glass ornament that combines Santa Clause with a mythical […]

Design

Madame de Ackbar Art Print

October 17, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Trust me, you do NOT want to know what Admiral Ackbar does when he’s not helping the Rebel Alliance, but the Madame de Ackbar Art Print will reveal his secret if you really want to know. Yes, it’s true. The iconic Star Wars hero, known […]

Design

Welcome to the Internet Art Print

October 10, 2014 Marty Shaw 1

Cats rule the web and the Welcome to the Internet Art Print introduces you to the frisky feline that rules them all. What’s better than a kitty doing cute things? Better than memes sharing grouchy wisdom from Grumpy Cat? How about a pistol-packing cat on […]

Design

Bacon Tape

August 30, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

Bacon makes everything better. Why not use bacon strips as tape? This Bacon Tape will let you do just that. What could be better than tearing off strip after strip of bacon to tape things up? Yummy. This bacon is sticky instead of crispy. Bacon […]

Extra Shot Coffee Mug
Design

Extra Shot Coffee Mug

August 28, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

Do you like your coffee with a little something extra? Of course you do. The Extra Shot Coffee Mug will make it easy to add an extra shot with every cup. It is a mug and flask in one. Your co-workers will certainly admire your […]

Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set
Design

Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

August 8, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

Sometimes you leave a stink so bad that you need to mask it with another scent. Either that or let others enter after you and pass out. That’s not good. Use this Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. You won’t have to be embarrassed by […]

Design

Modest Urn

July 29, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

We are all going to die. It’s the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to make a big deal out of it, while others prefer to keep things low key. Modest. Well, it doesn’t get much more low key than […]

Dinosaur Poop Dig
Toys

Dinosaur Poop Dig

July 28, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

A Dinosaur Poop Dig sounds disgusting, but it is actually pretty fun. You can excavate your very own coprolite, which is a fancy word for dino dukie. Each Dinosaur Poop Dig kit comes with a big block with a pooping dinosaur on it. You have […]

Douchebag Gum
Food

Douchebag Gum

June 30, 2014 Conner Flynn 1

This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the […]

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set
Toys

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

May 30, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Nothing to plug in. No batteries to replace. Tons of fun whether you love the guy or hate him. The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set is just one of those sources of entertainment that you can’t go wrong with. It even has a hint of nostalgia […]

Shakespeare Insult Wallet
Style

Shakespeare Insult Wallet

April 23, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Thou has not so much brain as ear wax. Well, there’s something to make you re-think spending your hard-earned money on some useless bauble. The Shakespeare Insult Wallet might make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it might even give you a new […]

Banana Holder
Design

Banana Holder

March 25, 2014 Marty Shaw 2

Sometimes you’re just in the mood to have a banana, but what if your only mode of transportation is a bicycle. Have you ever tried eating a banana on a bicycle? Okay, honestly it’s not that hard, but the Banana Holder provides a way to […]

Slap It Light
Design

Slap It Light

March 16, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

So… you like to slap butts, but it’s not like you can walk around and give in to that urge whenever you feel like it, unless of course you don’t mind spending a little time behind bars. The Slap It Light lets you enjoy your […]