Tag: novelty
Santaur Ornament

Santaur Ornament

Who needs reindeer to pull a sleigh when you’re part horse? Who needs to try to be unique with their Christmas decorations when you have the Santaur Ornament? Trust me. If you have this eye-catching, 6-inch-tall glass ornament that combines Santa Clause with a mythical centaur, you are definitely [...]

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Madame de Ackbar Art Print

Madame de Ackbar Art Print

Trust me, you do NOT want to know what Admiral Ackbar does when he’s not helping the Rebel Alliance, but the Madame de Ackbar Art Print will reveal his secret if you really want to know. Yes, it’s true. The iconic Star Wars hero, known around the universe for wisely deducing that [...]

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Welcome to the Internet Art Print

Welcome to the Internet Art Print

Cats rule the web and the Welcome to the Internet Art Print introduces you to the frisky feline that rules them all. What’s better than a kitty doing cute things? Better than memes sharing grouchy wisdom from Grumpy Cat? How about a pistol-packing cat on the back of a fire-breathing unicorn? No [...]

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Bacon Tape

Bacon Tape

Bacon makes everything better. Why not use bacon strips as tape? This Bacon Tape will let you do just that. What could be better than tearing off strip after strip of bacon to tape things up? Yummy. This bacon is sticky instead of crispy. Bacon Tape is the best way ever to bind things together. [...]

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Extra Shot Coffee Mug

Extra Shot Coffee Mug

Do you like your coffee with a little something extra? Of course you do. The Extra Shot Coffee Mug will make it easy to add an extra shot with every cup. It is a mug and flask in one. Your co-workers will certainly admire your openness as you walk around with our Extra Shot Coffee [...]

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Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

Sometimes you leave a stink so bad that you need to mask it with another scent. Either that or let others enter after you and pass out. That’s not good. Use this Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. You won’t have to be embarrassed by foul odors anymore. Just spray this in the toilet before [...]

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Modest Urn

Modest Urn

We are all going to die. It’s the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to make a big deal out of it, while others prefer to keep things low key. Modest. Well, it doesn’t get much more low key than the Modest Urn. No need to make a big deal [...]

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Dinosaur Poop Dig

Dinosaur Poop Dig

A Dinosaur Poop Dig sounds disgusting, but it is actually pretty fun. You can excavate your very own coprolite, which is a fancy word for dino dukie. Each Dinosaur Poop Dig kit comes with a big block with a pooping dinosaur on it. You have to use the included digging tool and the mini brush [...]

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Douchebag Gum

Douchebag Gum

This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the label. You will enjoy 8 delicious minty-fresh pieces of Gum [...]

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Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

Nothing to plug in. No batteries to replace. Tons of fun whether you love the guy or hate him. The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set is just one of those sources of entertainment that you can’t go wrong with. It even has a hint of nostalgia to it. Remember those old Colorforms play sets you used [...]

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Shakespeare Insult Wallet

Shakespeare Insult Wallet

Thou has not so much brain as ear wax. Well, there’s something to make you re-think spending your hard-earned money on some useless bauble. The Shakespeare Insult Wallet might make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it might even give you a new appreciation for the Bard, but I seriously doubt it [...]

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Banana Holder

Banana Holder

Sometimes you’re just in the mood to have a banana, but what if your only mode of transportation is a bicycle. Have you ever tried eating a banana on a bicycle? Okay, honestly it’s not that hard, but the Banana Holder provides a way to hold the banana for later, just in case you don’t [...]

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Slap It Light

Slap It Light

So… you like to slap butts, but it’s not like you can walk around and give in to that urge whenever you feel like it, unless of course you don’t mind spending a little time behind bars. The Slap It Light lets you enjoy your fascination with the posterior without having to worry about any [...]

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Pranklopedia

Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks

Everybody loves a good prank as long as it is played on someone else. This Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks book will tell you all about the glorious history of pranking. It will teach you how to prank safely and still keep it all fun. If you love a good prank, you will [...]

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Bacon Magic Disposable Camera

Bacon Magic Disposable Camera

This Bacon Magic Disposable Camera will infuse your love of bacon into every shot you take. Bacon makes everything better right? And that includes photos. The awesome Bacon Magic Disposable Camera adds Bacon phrases and graphics to all your photos. Just take your photos as you would normally, but when [...]

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Bloodpool Plush Pillow

Bloodpool Pillow

Horror movie fans and practical jokers will appreciate this Bloodpool Pillow. Designed to resemble a pool of blood, this plush pillow will be good for a few laughs…or screams. The Bloodpool Pillow is made from 100% polyester velvet with styro-bead and measures 17 inches x 22 inches x 3 inches. [...]

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Wasabi Candy Canes

Wasabi Candy Canes

Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of candy look like regular candy canes, [...]

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