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Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They’re even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you have no choice but to use them, but that’s another story. But Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers are pretty darn funny. Outhouse Shaped Salt & Pepper Shakers These fantastic Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers [...]

If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most people will be none the wiser. That is of course, [...]

At the office, there is proper vernacular to use to effectively get your point across. And when communicating in ink, you want to cut to the chase and choose the right words. One method that works extremely well is to stamp papers with the Like/Dislike Stamp Set. For more complicated situations, you might also like using the Office Speak Rotating Stamp. Make it [...]

If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one definitely takes the cake when it comes to creepiness. Maybe [...]

You really can’t go wrong with gold. Adding an ounce or two of cha-ching to your workspace helps channel vibes of success and fortune. Right off the bat, your day starts off fresh after the Gold Bar Doorstop blinds you on the way in. Then once you work your way to your desk, it’s time to click away on the USB Gold Bar Computer Mouse nuggets. But when it [...]

Some people associate street cred with tattoos. I admit, there were several instances in my life where I was tempted to get inked myself, but I always chickened out at the last minute. Now these Tattoo Sleeves Arm Warmers might not give you the credibility or tough guy (or girl) reputation that you might want, [...]

Valentine’s Day is coming. It’s the one day of the year that single feel the most pressure when it comes to their relationship status. Most people don’t really do anything about their singlehood (because we all know it’s a whole lot worse to be with the wrong partner, just for the sake of being in [...]

February 14 is fast approaching, and we all know what that means. For the couples, it’s a day of romance and love to look forward to. But for the singles, it’s a day to remain upbeat and positive, lest someone mistake the dip in energy as something attributable to singlehood. But there’s one thing both [...]

Tired of solicitors ringing your doorbell at random hours of the day? Wary of friends or relatives who crash your place every chance they get? Then let your doormat say the words that you’ve been dying to say but just haven’t gotten to yet with the Go Away Doormat. Most doormats out there are meant to [...]

If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip on the no-hassle Red Tuxedo Morphsuit? I was recently lucky enough to go to a dressy party, and observed that the men who attracted the most attention were the ones wearing red shirts or jackets. [...]

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to the toilet suddenly turn into long excursions to the think tank. Things We [...]

If there’s someone you hate at the office, then this is the perfect gift to get them: the Vulgar Pen Package. It’s vulgar, it’s outrageous, and it can say things that you yourself might want to say (and actually would, if you didn’t mind getting fired, that is.) But you need your job and you [...]