Tag: novelty
Dinosaur Poop Dig

Dinosaur Poop Dig

A Dinosaur Poop Dig sounds disgusting, but it is actually pretty fun. You can excavate your very own coprolite, which is a fancy word for dino dukie. Each Dinosaur Poop Dig kit comes with a big block with a pooping dinosaur on it. You have to use the included digging tool and the mini brush [...]

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Douchebag Gum

Douchebag Gum

This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the label. You will enjoy 8 delicious minty-fresh pieces of Gum [...]

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Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

Nothing to plug in. No batteries to replace. Tons of fun whether you love the guy or hate him. The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set is just one of those sources of entertainment that you can’t go wrong with. It even has a hint of nostalgia to it. Remember those old Colorforms play sets you used [...]

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Shakespeare Insult Wallet

Shakespeare Insult Wallet

Thou has not so much brain as ear wax. Well, there’s something to make you re-think spending your hard-earned money on some useless bauble. The Shakespeare Insult Wallet might make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it might even give you a new appreciation for the Bard, but I seriously doubt it [...]

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Banana Holder

Banana Holder

Sometimes you’re just in the mood to have a banana, but what if your only mode of transportation is a bicycle. Have you ever tried eating a banana on a bicycle? Okay, honestly it’s not that hard, but the Banana Holder provides a way to hold the banana for later, just in case you don’t [...]

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Slap It Light

Slap It Light

So… you like to slap butts, but it’s not like you can walk around and give in to that urge whenever you feel like it, unless of course you don’t mind spending a little time behind bars. The Slap It Light lets you enjoy your fascination with the posterior without having to worry about any [...]

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Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks

Everybody loves a good prank as long as it is played on someone else. This Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks book will tell you all about the glorious history of pranking. It will teach you how to prank safely and still keep it all fun. If you love a good prank, you will [...]

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Bacon Magic Disposable Camera

This Bacon Magic Disposable Camera will infuse your love of bacon into every shot you take. Bacon makes everything better right? And that includes photos. The awesome Bacon Magic Disposable Camera adds Bacon phrases and graphics to all your photos. Just take your photos as you would normally, but when [...]

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Bloodpool Pillow

Horror movie fans and practical jokers will appreciate this Bloodpool Pillow. Designed to resemble a pool of blood, this plush pillow will be good for a few laughs…or screams. The Bloodpool Pillow is made from 100% polyester velvet with styro-bead and measures 17 inches x 22 inches x 3 inches. [...]

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Wasabi Candy Canes

Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of candy look like regular candy canes, [...]

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Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up [...]

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Vampire Hunter Kit

You never know when you are going to run into some supernatural adversaries, especially vampires. Those guys are crazy. They will suck the blood right out of you…But not if you have this Vampire Hunter Kit. Be prepared. Don’t be dinner! This leather pouch hangs from your belt and it has a [...]

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Canned Dragon Meat

It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler alert! Look away now if you don’t [...]

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Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses

We’ve all been there. The work-week is on the downhill slide, you’ve just had a big lunch, and you can feel your eyelids slowly gaining weight as sleep beckons. The Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses will use your own body to make sure you stay awake. According to the science behind these glasses, men [...]

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NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device

Wouldn’t it be great to listen in on everyone’s closely-guarded secrets? The NSA has taught us that personal boundaries and respecting privacy is an out-dated way of thinking; so follow their example with the NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device and get started in the sometimes-lucrative [...]

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