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Blood Bath Shower Gel

Some people take showers to get clean, while others make themselves dirtier in the process. Not dirtier in the literal sense per se, because the Blood Bath Shower Gel is, first and foremost, a shower gel. But when unsuspecting house guests come to stay over and spot [...]

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Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Singing Collectible Plush

Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Singing Collectible Plush

When Sheldon is sick, he likes Penny to sing the “Soft Kitty” song to him just like his mother used to do. Now when you’re sick, you can cuddle with the Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Singing Collectible Plush. Just squeeze kitty’s paw, and [...]

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R2-D2 Soft Lunch Box

Lunchboxes were so cool when I was a kid. The art was always amazing and they had great metal embossing. Well, the days of metal lunchboxes may be gone, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t cool still. This R2-D2 Soft Lunch Box is the one to get today. [...]

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Worrible Squishable Plush Toy

Got a kid who loves sweets? Then get him the Ice Cream Sandwich Dessert Pillow. Got a kid who loves Android? Then get him the Android Squishable Plush Toy. But if you’ve got a kid who drools a lot, and I mean a lot, then you can get him the Worrible Squishable [...]

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Kids Mealtime Masterpiece Placemats

Mealtime Masterpiece Placemats

If you’ve got some frisky and highly energetic kids who won’t just sit down and eat their meals, then maybe you could provide them with some incentive to sit themselves down.  The Mealtime Masterpiece Placemats provide your kids with something to do at the [...]

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Mustache Baking Mold

Giant Mustache Magnet: check. Moustachio Plush Pillow: check. The 7 Deadly Mustaches Costume Set: check. Now all that’s missing is having something equally mustache-y to chew on. Some mustache-shaped cakes, perhaps? Or maybe some mustache jelly or mustache ice [...]

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Zombie Cookie Jar

Are you looking for a good way to stop the kids from eating all your favorite cookies? How about scaring them with the Zombie Cookie Jar. When this cookie jar isn’t ensuring that nobody touches the cookies, it can double as a perfectly scary Halloween candy bowl. [...]

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Green Lantern Be The Hero Apron

Father’s Day is coming up, so if you’re still strapped for gifts for your old man, then maybe you’d like to consider sending him the Green Lantern Be The Hero Apron. This would be the perfect present for a dad who loves cooking or spending some time [...]

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Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume Set

Here’s something to feed your mustache addiction further. If you’ve already stocked up on the Moustachio Pillow and have the Giant Mustache Magnet stuck on the door of your fridge, then you might actually want to get some actual mustaches up on your face. [...]

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Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes

Bacon Toothpaste

Each morning, you have bacon and eggs for breakfast. After a long bath, you spray on some Bacon Unisex Perfume. For a mid-day snack, you spread some Baconnaise on some rye bread and pour some Bacon Gravy on your meatloaf. After your meal, there’s nothing left to [...]

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Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight

Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight

Remember that Star Wars Lightsaber Mini LED Flashlight from a while back? That was neat, but this Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight is much cooler. Not only is it incredibly detailed, but this flashlight is very practical as well. They come in Darth Vader and Anakin [...]

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Ghostbusters Slimed Energy Drink

You’re eagerly waiting for the new Ghostbusters movie to come out. You already even purchased the Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack and are whiling away the time with a movie marathon of old Ghostbusters movies. The only thing that’s missing in your party [...]

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R2-D2 and Han Solo Carbonite Ice Cube Trays

R2-D2 and Han Solo Carbonite Ice Cube Trays

Remember the Han Solo Carbonite and R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays from a while back? Well now the Star Wars Shop has just started taking pre-orders for them. What is especially cool is these trays are made of heat resistant and ice resistant silicone, so you aren’t just [...]

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Duff Beer Energy Drink

Duff Energy Drink

Any fan of The Simpsons knows of Duff Beer. While you can’t pop in to Moe’s Tavern for a cold Duff, visit the Duff Gardens amusement park, or watch Duffman push the beverage at a ballgame, you can enjoy a tasty Duff Energy Drink. Although it’s sold in [...]

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Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink

Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink

Here’s something would have been great to find in your grown-up Easter basket this year. The Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink will help wash down your chocolate bunnies, eggs and jelly beans while putting an extra hop in [...]

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