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If you have a little girl, or just like cute things yourself, you need this Hello Kitty Sugarplum Fairy Plush Christmas Stocking. Covered in white furm sparkling crystal gems, and embroidered snowflakes, this Christmas stocking features Hello Kitty as a sugarplum fairy. Although it is super cute, it is [...]

Remember those Christmas Scented Pencils from a while back? Well these Snifty Scented Pens give you many scents, including Christmas ones, in a retractable ballpoint pen with black ink. Perfect scents for Christmastime include Candy Cane, Sugar Cookie, and Gingerbread. Other great choices include [...]

‘Tis the season to be jolly! Add a bit of holiday cheer, even with the mints you pop into your mouth, by grabbing some of these Fruitcake Mints. The idea of mixing a bit of spiciness to fruitcake doesn’t sound very appealing at first, but I think you’ll enjoy these mints after your taste [...]

Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given moment (which I think, is really sad and is [...]

Is that an Alien egg pod in your drink? That’s what your friends will be asking when you make ice in the Alien Egg Pod Silicone Tray. You’ll be serving up the creepiest drinks ever. Thankfully, it won’t hatch into something that will rip your face off. This tray is durable, heat and cold [...]

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then why not just go all the way and go [...]

From behind, the Domo Pink Teddy Bear almost looks just like a regular cuddly teddy bear or plush toy. Turn it and you’ll be greeted with the usual fierce face of Domo being his usual old self. I especially like how the pale pink color sort of contrasts with the expression of Domo: calm [...]

Do you know what Crayola tastes like? Well, if you were a kid once who was left unsupervised with a huge box of crayons, then you’ve probably taken at least a bite or two of the ones with the more appealing colors. (I took a huge bite out of the pink one–it reminded me [...]

This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and it might take one more year before it [...]

These Zombie Back Scratchers make me think of those scenes in horror flicks where a zombie or some sort of monster creeps up to the person unknowingly and acts like a person. You know, like when the main character asks for the popcorn, a zombie passes it on, and the protagonist is clueless for [...]

Sometimes, I wonder what Batman would look like if he had a mustache. But more than that, I wonder what shape of mustache Bruce Wayne would sport on his upper lip. I don’t think it would look anything like the Batstache though, unless he suddenly got this huge compulsion to reveal his other [...]

People say blondes have more fun, but I say that cubes are even better. Okay, so that doesn’t really make much sense, but when you see the Buckycubes, then you’ll get the point. These powerful magnets mean business. And if you already had tons of fun with its round counterparts care of the [...]

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form altogether. The Hipster [...]

If you’re in the mood to scare somebody, then just put on the Beast of Arrrggghhh Plush Hat and start scaring away. I can’t even put into words just how the plush hat looks like or what it resembles, but if you’re familiar with Monty Python and the Holy Grail then you probably [...]

There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to hang the glorious Mac and Cheese Air Freshener on your [...]