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You’ve played the game, probably more times than you care to remember. If you aren’t sick of it yet, now own the pens. Angry Birds Pens are for when you want to add some flair to your writing and also to remind you to waste more time playing the game. They are retractable ballpoint [...]

For many of us the prescription after a hard day is to relax with a cold beer. Why not make it an official prescription with the Prescription Kool Koozie. It’s just what the doctor ordered. This fun cooler is shaped like a prescription bottle. The prescription is made out to Hugh Jass. Take one [...]

It’s been pretty warm this winter where I live, so this Winter Is Coming T-Shirt seems appropriate even at this late stage of “winter”. Plus, it is a funny look at Game of Thrones, so it makes for a great geeky shirt. This T-Shirt is preshrunk and unisex. It comes in S, M, L, [...]

Golfers love to perfect their shots, but it isn’t always easy to get out of the office and onto the green, so sometimes you have to practice where you are. The Door-In-1 Golf Doorstop will let you do just that. It’s a doorstop and a golf accessory in one. It includes 1 golf ball [...]

When dogs are left alone, they have a tendency to drink out of the toilet. Now humans are getting into the bad habit, too, but in a more hygienic manner because they’re just really drinking from their can that’s wrapped inside the Toilet Kool Koozie. The Toilet Kool Koozie is a quirky can [...]

There are many different types of lovers in the world. There are the simple ones who show their affection for you through relatively simple means. There are those who are creative and put in a lot of effort into making you feel special and loved. And then there are the flashy kind of lovers [...]

Some people associate street cred with tattoos. I admit, there were several instances in my life where I was tempted to get inked myself, but I always chickened out at the last minute. Now these Tattoo Sleeves Arm Warmers might not give you the credibility or tough guy (or girl) reputation that you might [...]

I confess: I’m addicted to that fun, farming game for iOS called Smurfs’ Village. Every once in a while, I plant my berries and make sure to harvest them in time so they don’t rot away in my little old farm. Sometimes, I wonder what Smurfberries would be like in real life–if [...]

Red 5 to gold leader, keep those fighters off my tail. I’m going in… Into the drink that is. Luke never dreamed that he would be plunging his X-Wing into a glass of lemonade, but that’s just what this Star Wars X-Wing Silicone Ice Tray is all about. Each tray makes six icy X-Wings, [...]

People who loved and were burned eventually become more guarded with their heart. You could, in a way, say that they’ve locked the door to their heart. It will take time and the right person before they hand off the keys to open it up again–and a figurative way of looking at the entire [...]

Offer someone some Formula Pee – Sour Liquid Candy and instantly watch their faces morph from confused, to disgusted, and then to skepticism. Expect a whole range of reactions as well when you slowly slurp up some “pee” and lick it off your fingers for everyone to see when you’re [...]

Usually zombies attack when you are outside at night, but you don’t expect an attack when you go to open your refrigerator. Maybe you should. These Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie Magnets will attack anywhere there’s a magnetic surface. So look out. This 10-piece refrigerator magnet set lets you mix [...]

This Zombie Survival Can – Energy Drink will give you wings and an energy boost, sure, but it also offers a collectible can that tells you what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse. That makes this one a survival tool as well. You get 8.4 fl oz of drink and you will [...]

There are several ways to show the world that you’re with someone. You can walk holding hands in a Heart-Shaped Smitten, wear matching Light-Up Robot Costumes, or throw on a pair of Candy Cuffs. Candy Cuffs – The yummiest way to tie up your partner They’re not the most secure of [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you bandages of all different designs. There’s Macaroni & Cheese, Pickles, Scabs, Bacon, Pac-Man, Underpants, and the list goes on and on. But sometimes you just want cute; and that’s where these Hello Kitty Bandages are sure to make a big impression. Let Nurse Kitty [...]