Tag: mustache
Moustache Comb Bottle Opener

Mustache Comb Bottle Opener

Do you find it hard to comb your mustache and open a beer at the same time? No more, my hairy-lipped fiends. Now you can do both with this handy Mustache Comb Bottle Opener. Have a comb, open a brew. This tool keeps you groomed nicely and keeps you drinking. This stainless steel grooming essential [...]

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"I Mustache You For Bacon" T-Shirt

“I Mustache You For Bacon” T-Shirt

We’ve seen funny Mustache T-shirts before, as well as Bacon T-Shirts. Now with the “I Mustache You For Bacon” T-Shirt we have both themes combined in one shirt. We just need to add a narwhal in there to complete the trifecta. This tee isn’t just funny, it promises to be really [...]

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Harry Potter Mustache T-Shirt

Harry Potter Mustache T-Shirt

If you enjoy boy wizards, giving your razor a break during Movember, and roll-your-eye funny puns, then you’ll be waving a wand and saying Accio Harry Potter Mustache T-Shirt to summon this puntastic tee into your closet. This is the type of shirt that will immediately divide your friends into two [...]

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Magnum Pi shirt

Magnum Pi T-Shirt

Not everyone can grow a perfect mustache, drive a Ferrari and have hot women chasing them like Tom Selleck, aka Magnum…he even had an awesome TV name… But here’s your chance to feel special and have something not many others will. The Magnum Pi T-Shirt is a great mashup between the aforementioned [...]

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Mustache Glass Markers

Mustache Glass Markers

So you’re growing a mustache to celebrate Movember, huh? Very cool, but why should you be the only one with added sophistication? The Mustache Glass Markers allow your drinkware to get into the mustache-growing fun too, and they’re a great way to let everyone know which drink belongs to them. [...]

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Mustache Cufflinks

Mustache Cufflinks

It’s Movember and that means it’s time to celebrate the classy and always-stylish mustache, and these Mustache Cufflinks are the perfect accessory to complete your hip look when you cruise all the parties be held in honor of the fuzzy upper lip. The cufflinks add a little flair to your [...]

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Great Men Mustaches T-Shirt

Great Men Mustaches T-Shirt

For many peeps, the month of November signifies a time to get ready for Thanksgiving and the eventual onslaught of Christmas. During the past decade, November has also become the designated month for men to grow out their mustaches to raise awareness about men’s health through a worldwide movement [...]

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Black Plush Mustache Mask

Black Plush Mustache Mask

All good superheroes have a mask…some are just much cooler than others. Slide on Black Plush Mustache Mask and you’ll be half way home to being one of those great superheroes yourself. Large enough to make Yosemite Sam jealous, this plush mustache is perfect for Halloween, themed parties, or [...]

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Mustache Pacifier

Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS won’t come knocking on your door. What is it with [...]

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Mustache Luggage Tag

Mustache Luggage Tag

Not all of us are lucky enough to grow high-quality staches like Tom Selleck and Rollie Fingers, but that doesn’t mean we can’t show our support and love for all things mustache with fun little items like this Mustache Luggage Tag. The Mustache Luggage Tag features a buckle strap for easy [...]

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bikestache

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any [...]

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Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages

Magnum P.I., Ron Burgundy, famous baseball player Rolly Fingers and many more. They all had some great mustaches. But not everyone can grow a classic mustache. Well, don’t worry. These Mustache Bandages will help you out. They aren’t just for cuts and scrapes. They also give you an easy way to [...]

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Great Mustaches Mug

Great Mustaches Mug

There is nothing more manly than a fine mustache. But there are so many kinds. How do you decide which mustache is right for you? This Great Mustaches Mug can help. This mug gives you a detailed look 14 mustaches whenever you drink from it. Not counting your own of course. If you have one. [...]

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Moustache Socks

Mustache Socks

If you plan on having a Cinco de Mayo party today, then you better dress accordingly…and in this case, that means mustaches from head to toe! The Mustache Socks will ensure that every man and women has their feet covered in stylish socks that are perfect for mustache loving fun. Both the ladies pink [...]

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GoateeSaver

GoateeSaver

Some guys can get pretty vain with their facial hair. I once heard about a guy who spends half an hour every morning grooming his goatee, making sure that it’s trimmed and shaped to perfection. It seems like a waste of time, though, and something that the GoateeSaver can totally help with. The [...]

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