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Are you having one of those days where nothing seems to be going right? They usually start off with you running late, then you don’t your cup of coffee, and the downward spiral continues unless you get some positive reinforcement; which is really hard to come by these days! So, if your coworkers and [...]

You ever notice how everything looks cooler in black? Sports cars, SUVs, Cadillacs, even the Nintendo Wii and your everyday pen are better in black. Keeping with that trend, you can now get your tissues in black with the Tissue Noir. Why risk being the uncool guy when you throw your next party? Show [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on your hands, on your head.) So it only makes sense that someone would combine the two and get Underpants Bandages. These latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze are a [...]

What’s worse, a bath full of Zombie Duckies or a bath full or Colorful Devil Duckies? There’s only one way to find out; get both and get in there and settle this. Hopefully the duckies don’t form some type of evil union workforce, that will quickly takeover your bathtub, you, and [...]

Everybody knows a crazy cat lady. There’s one on every block. Get yours the Crazy Cat Lady Board Game so they can play with all of their crazy cat lady friends. The idea is to collect more cats than the other players as you make your way around the board. You can gain more [...]

Vases that take inspiration from guns are a whole lot more common than you think. Maybe it’s combining something so tough and garish to something as dainty as something that holds flowers, or maybe that’s just what’s in these days. Place your freshly-picked flowers from the garden into [...]

If the Pickle Fingers tickled you silly, then the Narwhal Finger Puppets will surely be good for a poke or two. These 3-3/4″ soft rubber finger puppets have a contagious smile and a pointy horn, which makes for a handy food pick or a sharp object to poke your unfriendly roommate with. Image the [...]

I’m crazy for bacon. If I could have it every day for breakfast without booking a one way ticket to the morgue (knock on wood), then I would. We all know it’s not the healthiest food there is, but it sure is delicious. So take your addiction with bacon on to another level by [...]

We are all familiar with the Magic 8 Ball, which gives you answers to your burning questions, but what you really need is a ball that understands the language of geek speak. Like the Geek Ball. Your new Oracle. The Geek Ball has twenty answers that can be appreciated by geeks everywhere. Answers like [...]

Don’t get taken for a ride, but do take this Dashboard Zombie for a ride. It doesn’t matter if he’s fast or slow. He stays right on your dashboard, craving your brain at a safe distance. He has a spring-loaded neck and arms, so he can hobble and bobble in place. This 5-1/2″ figure [...]

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you [...]

The bathroom is a taboo subject for most; and there really is almost no reason why you would need to discuss it openly with people anyway.  But let’s be honest with ourselves, we all use it and we all have seen some very gross places that make you walkout as fast as you walked [...]

You’ve seen the countless Zombie movies, you’ve played the video games, now play the board game. The Oh No…Zombies! Board Game will be hours of undead fun, not a bored game at all. The goal of this game is to activate the emergency CB radio before it’s too late. Do you have what it [...]

Beards are cool. They make you look distinguished and wise. They often speak of authority and character. However, some men lack the necessary extra shot of testosterone to grow a good beard. For those people there is always the Inflatable [...]

When you drink from the Shark Attack Porcelain Mug, prepare for an adventure. When you first start drinking you won’t notice anything out of the ordinary, but after several sips you are going to find out what is hiding in your [...]