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Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets

Bacon Effervescent Drink Tabs

I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink some bacon-flavored water or milk or tea, which can be [...]

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Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form altogether. The Hipster [...]

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Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener

Mac and Cheese Air Freshener

There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to hang the glorious Mac and Cheese Air Freshener on your [...]

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Inflatable Christmas Tree

Inflatable Christmas Tree

O Christmas tree, O Christmas, thy leaves are non-existent. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, thy leaves are so inflatable. You’ll be singing to the beat of different carols this year if you’ve decided to forgo the traditional pine tree for this Inflatable Christmas Tree. The Inflatable [...]

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Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your teeth for an after meal snack. The significant other probably [...]

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Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame it on old age, wisdom and a small degree of [...]

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Bacon Gift Wrap

Bacon Wrapping Paper

GeekAlerts has shown you Pi Wrapping Paper and LEGO Wrapping paper, so it’s only fair that bacon lovers get their holiday gifts wrapped in this Bacon Wrapping Paper. Maybe you hate shopping or you don’t want to buy anything for certain so called friend. Just get them the Prank Packs and wrap [...]

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Jinx Removing Spray

Jinx Removing Spray

Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to turn your luck around despite its name, but if you’re [...]

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Finger Sporks

Finger Sporks

A lot of people think it’s totally crude to eat meals using their bare hands or fingers, and I’m in agreement. I mean, using your hands to scoop mounds of junk food into your mouth is fine, but using your hands to pick up some broccoli or cheese? Nah, not really. Better use these Finger [...]

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Bacon Platter

Bacon Platter

I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… What’s better than a plateful of bacon for breakfast? A [...]

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Ear Worms Ear Buds

Ear Worms Ear Buds

Sometimes a song really gets stuck in your head and no matter what you do you can’t shake it. That is known as an ear worm. A song that just gets deep into your brain and you are singing it all day.  These Ear Worms Ear Buds on the other hand are not so annoying. [...]

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Bad Attitude Wristbands

Bad Attitude Wristbands

By now, I’m sure you’ve seen just about everyone you know wearing at least one wristband. They started off as a pretty cool way to show your support for stuff like Lance Armstrong’s Live Strong Foundation and other cancer research foundations, but it really has gotten out of hand. I [...]

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Glow Finger Zombies Puppets

Zombie Finger Puppets

Making a Zombie movie is quite a production. You need actors, make up, blood, and more blood, but here’s a way to make yourself a Zombie movie on the cheap. Just use these Zombie Finger Puppets and put a camera in front of them. You get a set of 5 which means you’ll have one [...]

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

If you are bored with the same old sandwich in your lunch box sitting in a plain old sandwich bag, maybe it’s time to spice things up with these Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags. It makes your sandwiches look like distinguished gentlemen with bread faces. It’s a nice way to dress up your lunch and [...]

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Inflatable Brain

Emergency Inflatable Brain

Oh, that’s what the teachers meant when they said, “Put on your thinking caps.” The Emergency Inflatable Brain can be worn during times when your think tank needle is plummeting towards empty, or even when it’s at full. Emergency Inflatable Brain Inflate the brain when you need [...]

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