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Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Even though gadgets like the Catamount Microwave Popcorn Popper and Retro Popcorn Maker already exist, sometimes you might feel too lazy to fire it up and get some corn kernels popping. So what’s the next best thing if you’re really craving for the [...]

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How to Keep Your Husband Apron

How to Keep Your Husband Apron

Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given moment (which I think, is really sad [...]

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Clip on Tentacle Mustache

Tentacle Mustache

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then why [...]

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Mustache Ornament

Mustache Ornament

This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and [...]

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Jumbo Handlebar Mustache

Jumbo Novelty Mustache

My nephew has developed this sudden interest which has turned into a bit of an obsession lately with mustaches. His father doesn’t have one, but his grandfather (and that’s my dad) has one. Every time we get together, I’d always see him either pulling [...]

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Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey

It’s crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing some air into something made from vinyl, it just isn’t the same thing as getting your hands on the real thing. I mean, would you choose to [...]

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Batstache

Batstache

Sometimes, I wonder what Batman would look like if he had a mustache. But more than that, I wonder what shape of mustache Bruce Wayne would sport on his upper lip. I don’t think it would look anything like the Batstache though, unless he suddenly got this huge [...]

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Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets

Bacon Effervescent Drink Tabs

I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink some bacon-flavored [...]

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Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape [...]

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Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener

Mac and Cheese Air Freshener

There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to hang the glorious [...]

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Inflatable Christmas Tree

Inflatable Christmas Tree

O Christmas tree, O Christmas, thy leaves are non-existent. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, thy leaves are so inflatable. You’ll be singing to the beat of different carols this year if you’ve decided to forgo the traditional pine tree for this [...]

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Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your teeth for an after meal snack. [...]

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Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame it on old age, wisdom and [...]

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Bacon Gift Wrap

Bacon Wrapping Paper

GeekAlerts has shown you Pi Wrapping Paper and LEGO Wrapping paper, so it’s only fair that bacon lovers get their holiday gifts wrapped in this Bacon Wrapping Paper. Maybe you hate shopping or you don’t want to buy anything for certain so called friend. [...]

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Jinx Removing Spray

Jinx Removing Spray

Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to turn your luck around despite [...]

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