Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given […]
A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then […]
This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and it might take one more […]
My nephew has developed this sudden interest which has turned into a bit of an obsession lately with mustaches. His father doesn’t have one, but his grandfather (and that’s my dad) has one. Every time we get together, I’d always see him either pulling on […]
It’s crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing some air into something made from vinyl, it just isn’t the same thing as getting your hands on the real thing. I mean, would you […]
I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink […]
While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form […]
There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to […]
O Christmas tree, O Christmas, thy leaves are non-existent. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, thy leaves are so inflatable. You’ll be singing to the beat of different carols this year if you’ve decided to forgo the traditional pine tree for this Inflatable Christmas Tree. […]
We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your […]
I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame […]
GeekAlerts has shown you Pi Wrapping Paper and LEGO Wrapping paper, so it’s only fair that bacon lovers get their holiday gifts wrapped in this Bacon Wrapping Paper. Maybe you hate shopping or you don’t want to buy anything for certain so called friend. Just […]
Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to […]
A lot of people think it’s totally crude to eat meals using their bare hands or fingers, and I’m in agreement. I mean, using your hands to scoop mounds of junk food into your mouth is fine, but using your hands to pick up some […]
I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… […]
Sometimes a song really gets stuck in your head and no matter what you do you can’t shake it. That is known as an ear worm. A song that just gets deep into your brain and you are singing it all day. These Ear Worms […]
By now, I’m sure you’ve seen just about everyone you know wearing at least one wristband. They started off as a pretty cool way to show your support for stuff like Lance Armstrong’s Live Strong Foundation and other cancer research foundations, but it really has […]
Making a Zombie movie is quite a production. You need actors, make up, blood, and more blood, but here’s a way to make yourself a Zombie movie on the cheap. Just use these Zombie Finger Puppets and put a camera in front of them. You […]
If you are bored with the same old sandwich in your lunch box sitting in a plain old sandwich bag, maybe it’s time to spice things up with these Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags. It makes your sandwiches look like distinguished gentlemen with bread faces. It’s […]
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