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Tentacle Arm Toy

Tentacle Inflatable Arm

Blasted barnacles! What’s this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little inspired with all this pirate talk having just watched The Adventures of Tin Tin last night at the cinema. But really, you don’t have to dress like a pirate in order to find some use [...]

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Bacon Pennant

Bacon Pennant

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now is the time to pronounce your love for the pig. [...]

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Roast Beef Bubble Gum

Roast Beef Bubble Gum

So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually tote along some roast beef in your pocket in the [...]

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Bubble Gum Franks & Beans

Franks & Beans Bubble Gum

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans [...]

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Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball

Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting Dr. Freud’s Therapy [...]

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Girl Squirrel Underpants

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t think they should be clothed anyway. But [...]

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Nacho Candy Mints

Nacho Cheese Flavored Mints

People pop mints into their mouths because they want to freshen up their breath, maybe with hints of peppermint or something a bit more fruity. I don’t think the intention is to have a peppermint-with-nacho-cheese scented breath, as you’d get if you chewed on a few of these Nacho Cheese [...]

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Inflatable Meatloaf

Inflatable Meatloaf

My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get her meatloaf recipe down pat. In fact, the one I cook up doesn’t even look like meatloaf in the slightest bit. Even the Inflatable [...]

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Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Even though gadgets like the Catamount Microwave Popcorn Popper and Retro Popcorn Maker already exist, sometimes you might feel too lazy to fire it up and get some corn kernels popping. So what’s the next best thing if you’re really craving for the buttery taste of popcorn? The Buttered [...]

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How to Keep Your Husband Apron

How to Keep Your Husband Apron

Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given moment (which I think, is really sad and is a [...]

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Clip on Tentacle Mustache

Tentacle Mustache

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then why not just go all the way and go for [...]

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Mustache Ornament

Mustache Ornament

This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and it might take one more year before it [...]

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Jumbo Handlebar Mustache

Jumbo Novelty Mustache

My nephew has developed this sudden interest which has turned into a bit of an obsession lately with mustaches. His father doesn’t have one, but his grandfather (and that’s my dad) has one. Every time we get together, I’d always see him either pulling on dad’s mustache or grabbing [...]

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Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey

It’s crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing some air into something made from vinyl, it just isn’t the same thing as getting your hands on the real thing. I mean, would you choose to have an Inflatable Turkey set in front [...]

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Batstache

Batstache

Sometimes, I wonder what Batman would look like if he had a mustache. But more than that, I wonder what shape of mustache Bruce Wayne would sport on his upper lip. I don’t think it would look anything like the Batstache though, unless he suddenly got this huge compulsion to reveal his other [...]

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Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets

Bacon Effervescent Drink Tabs

I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink some bacon-flavored water or milk or tea, which can be [...]

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Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form altogether. The Hipster [...]

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Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener

Mac and Cheese Air Freshener

There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to hang the glorious Mac and Cheese Air Freshener on your [...]

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