Tag: mcphee
Screaming Panic Button

Screaming Panic Button

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a loud noise (only it’s a scream and not [...]

Read more
Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop

Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop

The generic heart shapes we’re used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart Shaped Jello Mould and Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop to paint a clearer grass-roots picture of what a heart really is… something delicious to eat if it’s [...]

Read more
Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of course would be a good way to keep people from messing with a good sandwich too. Crime Scene Sandwich Bags will keep the hands of others off your tasty lunch. It’s a psychological thing. [...]

Read more
World's Largest Coffee Cup

World’s Largest Coffee Cup

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? Unless, of course, it’s for sharing. But for obvious reasons, [...]

Read more
The Guild Codex Staff Necklace

The Guild Codex Staff Necklace

Fans of the web series The Guild will love this The Guild Codex Staff Necklace. Don’t know what The Guild is? How can you call yourself a geek? It stars Felicia Day as a World of Warcraft playing geek. Enough said. This necklace will level up your real life avatar immediately and give you some [...]

Read more
Squirrel Coffee Cup

Squirrel Coffee Cup

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You never know until you actually give it a try, right? [...]

Read more
Ear Guards

Novelty Ear Guards

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money to put it into production.) And even [...]

Read more
Toast Air Freshener

Toast Air Freshener

I love the smell of fresh toast in the mornings. It just reminds me of those morning where I used to just grab one on the go out of the toaster because I was already late for school. Things haven’t really changed, except now I’m rushing out the door with a piece of toast in [...]

Read more
Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener

Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener

True story: When I saw this picture of the Buttered Popcorn – Air Freshener, I left my laptop for a moment to grab a handful of caramel-coated popcorn from the tub in the kitchen. So imagine just how much more popcorn you’ll be eating or craving if you’ve got this freshener hanging in [...]

Read more
Puffy Mustache Stickers

Puffy Mustache Stickers

You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided to cheat the entire process by sticking the Jumbo Novelty Mustache or Bendable Party Mustache on your face. Well, now you can put that love for facial hair on paper with these Puffy Mustache [...]

Read more
Tentacle Arm Toy

Tentacle Inflatable Arm

Blasted barnacles! What’s this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little inspired with all this pirate talk having just watched The Adventures of Tin Tin last night at the cinema. But really, you don’t have to dress like a pirate in order to find some use [...]

Read more
Bacon Pennant

Bacon Pennant

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now is the time to pronounce your love for the pig. [...]

Read more
Roast Beef Bubble Gum

Roast Beef Bubble Gum

So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually tote along some roast beef in your pocket in the [...]

Read more
Bubble Gum Franks & Beans

Franks & Beans Bubble Gum

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans [...]

Read more
Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball

Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting Dr. Freud’s Therapy [...]

Read more
Girl Squirrel Underpants

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t think they should be clothed anyway. But [...]

Read more