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In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans [...]

Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting Dr. Freud’s Therapy [...]

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t think they should be clothed anyway. But [...]

People pop mints into their mouths because they want to freshen up their breath, maybe with hints of peppermint or something a bit more fruity. I don’t think the intention is to have a peppermint-with-nacho-cheese scented breath, as you’d get if you chewed on a few of these Nacho Cheese [...]

My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get her meatloaf recipe down pat. In fact, the one I cook up doesn’t even look like meatloaf in the slightest bit. Even the Inflatable [...]

Even though gadgets like the Catamount Microwave Popcorn Popper and Retro Popcorn Maker already exist, sometimes you might feel too lazy to fire it up and get some corn kernels popping. So what’s the next best thing if you’re really craving for the buttery taste of popcorn? The Buttered [...]

Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given moment (which I think, is really sad and is [...]

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then why not just go all the way and go [...]

This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and it might take one more year before it [...]

My nephew has developed this sudden interest which has turned into a bit of an obsession lately with mustaches. His father doesn’t have one, but his grandfather (and that’s my dad) has one. Every time we get together, I’d always see him either pulling on dad’s mustache or grabbing [...]

It’s crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing some air into something made from vinyl, it just isn’t the same thing as getting your hands on the real thing. I mean, would you choose to have an Inflatable Turkey set in front [...]

Sometimes, I wonder what Batman would look like if he had a mustache. But more than that, I wonder what shape of mustache Bruce Wayne would sport on his upper lip. I don’t think it would look anything like the Batstache though, unless he suddenly got this huge compulsion to reveal his other [...]

I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink some bacon-flavored water or milk or tea, which can [...]

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form altogether. The Hipster [...]

There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to hang the glorious Mac and Cheese Air Freshener on your [...]