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If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and watch your frown turn upside-down. Sometimes [...]

Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler is a product for all of us bacon-loving geeks who were waiting for something that would give us nightmares for weeks.  Bacon Rugs?  Not very scary.  Comfortable, yes, but not frightening.  Slicey the Pig?  I’m going to wake up screaming for at least a couple of [...]

Have you heard of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Well, these aren’t those guys, but the Box of Extraordinary Gentlemen Action Figures still has plenty to offer inspiring minds. These open box figures will give you hours of old-fashioned fun as you enjoy the likes of Oscar Wilde, Anne Oakley, [...]

Do remember the Crazy Cat Lady? Maybe you have one living in your neighborhood? If so, remind her that licking yourself only counts as cleaning if you’re a feline and pass her a bar of this Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap. Stay alert; although most of us wouldn’t want anything to do [...]

Are you an X-Files fan searching the skies for aliens and scouring the woods for Bigfoot? If that sounds like you or someone you know, give yourself a little piece of positive reinforcement with the Bigfoot Welcome Mat. If that overgrown Sasquatch is out there, this welcome mat is sure to lead him right [...]

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you get through those awkward moments when you really shouldn’t [...]

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time [...]

We all have our own religious beliefs. Some are Christians, some are Catholics, some are Buddhists. Even cat Buddhists. Sure, cats can be Buddhists too. This Cat Buddha 5-Inch Statue celebrates those felines with spiritual beliefs. It’s not all about coughing up hairballs, chasing laser pointers and [...]

Get yourself some Honey Badger Mints. Honey Badger don’t care. I think he does care about bad breath and he is here to help you. If anyone knows about bad breath it’s him. After all, he makes meals of mice, cobras and bee larva. So he needs a mint that is strong. I guess [...]

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you a buck or two to bite some candy off [...]

March 14th is just another day to many, but to math and science geeks it is one of the coolest days of the year and as Sheldon will attest, it happens to be Amy Farrah Fowler’s apartment number. If you are looking for fun and a cheap way to celebrate this magical number, this [...]

If you watch Glee, then you know about this ditzy character named Britney S. Pierce who’s the perfect epitome of the dumb blonde. She believes that leprechauns exist and is generally clueless when it comes to, well, everything. And one thing that she fancies (that also doesn’t happen to exist) is [...]

Most people prefer certain things of theirs to be in certain colors. For example, back in high school, I was all about black. Black shirts, black nails, black lipstick, black eyeshadow, black everything. I’m way past that stage, but I wish I’d spotted these blacker than black personal hygiene [...]

If you have an irrational love for anything with mustaches and care a great deal for personal hygiene, then you’d probably want to have a tin of these Mustache Soap Leaves to carry around with you in your purse (if you’re female) or in your man-bag (if you happen to be a man.) Just grab [...]

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes you sluggish and it just isn’t easy [...]