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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn horn–just look at how [...]

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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition of drinking espresso in a proper [...]

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Pickle Candy Canes

Pickle Candy Canes

Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches long. Hang them on you Christmas tree or [...]

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The Avenging Narwhal

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a whale with a major [...]

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting their Turkey Day guests or [...]

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Krampus Sweater

Krampus Sweater

A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those cold, blustery days leading up to [...]

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Wacky Tattoo Bandages

Wacky Tattoo Bandages

Screwing up is just a part of being human. We all hurt ourselves at one point or another and need band-aids to cover our wounds. Now ugly boo-boos can be covered up with even uglier boo-boos when you stick on Wacky Tattoo Bandages. In this box, you have your choice of looking like a momma’s boy [...]

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Jesus Adhesive Bandages

Jesus Adhesive Bandages

The next time that you get a scrape or a cut, ask yourself what would Jesus do? He would wear these Jesus Adhesive Bandages of course. Well, he would probably magically heal himself, but he would hand you one these bandages if you were in need. You get 15 sterile strips all featuring the son [...]

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Inflatable Toupee

Inflatable Toupee

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. You might as well have a toupee that can be [...]

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Just Shot Glass

Just Shot – Shot Glass

Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that you’re getting less liquor with a big, gaping hole in [...]

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Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ‘em or hate ‘em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer Scrooge and the [...]

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Cthulhu Ornament

Cthulhu Ornament

When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also encompasses that sinking feeling after getting that [...]

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Squirrel Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all be well worth it. Made from vinyl [...]

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TV Dinner Gumballs

TV Dinner Gumballs

Remember those tiny little meals people used to eat out of tin foil trays? The TV Dinner Gumballs let you relive those nostalgic times, and you don’t even have to heat them up in the oven. Yes, I said oven because these less-than-gourmet treats were at the height of popularity while microwaves only [...]

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Lunch Lady Action Figure

Lunch Lady Action Figure

A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always ample meatloaf and navy beans for every child. But [...]

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